roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

[missus_vegas]

we all bin dere rite? lovers quarrel. my motto is roach no bizniz inna fowl fite. i have learned to not tek sides and to just kip my trap shut wen di blaming and complainin stawt.

two twos afta dem make up nuttin n sweet like dem an u look like di biggest chobble maker and u no want si dem happy cus u jealous and u no like dem and ray ray ray. we all bin dere. typically di girl always go back go tell har man every ting u say bout im and dat always stawt one piece a bangarang

wat doan concern u leave it alone [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/ideathink.gif[/img]

[RichD]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

what happen bring dis to mind?

[missus_vegas]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

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[CeaBee]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

is di likkle spat dat me and Rich [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img] did have?

[missus_vegas]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

one particular incident....

a few months ago my bro and his girl had one pieca carry on [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

i dunno wat dem problem was neways....one mawnin mi call mi bro and ask im fi pick mi up wen im leaving. im tell mi im already leff but im still in the neighbourhood and hasnt hit the highway yet so he'll come get me.

wen we were heading out a car came from behind and pass us on the other side of the road. i said to him is dat ur gf. im seh yes. i notice he didnt look too impressed but i just assumed that he didn find her stupidity very funny. ladies and gents mi didnt know di two ppl dem having strife.

neways she kept slowing down infront of us and being real dum. we finally made it unto the main blvd were we had two lanes. my bro left from behind her and went in the other lane. she cut us aff. lol

by now he's really not impressed. i still didnt catch on. neways we came to the lights and then she pulled up beside us smokin (weed... which i know bugs my bro cus he dont smoke but i dunno y he with her then.. neways dats a diff topic)

we pull away from the lights an she cut us off again. bro still not impressed. by now i start to catch on cus she was glearing at us back at the lights.

mi han a hat mi mi soon come

[missus_vegas]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">is di likkle spat dat me and Rich [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img] did have? </div></div>

initially yes [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[missus_vegas]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

ok so we drive a little while and my bros phone ring. all i hear is "yep yep yep ok" and flip...he hung up.

2 mins later she ringing again...he doesnt answer this goes on for a good 10-15 mins. no joke and he doesnt have voice mail so it just keeps ringing and ringing.

neways to make a long story shawt ....she followed us and followed us till....

my bro like to beat traffic so instead of waiting in the turnin lane at this one intersection most times he goes straight and then turn around on a side street and come back out. his gf doesnt normally do this she normally waits at the light.

well this day she decide to follow us. and she followed us into an alley where my bro wanted to turn around and she rear ended us. (supposedly by accident[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img])

my bro was real angry and he got out and went and screamed into her car. neways she back up a little to let us out then she blocked the road so we couldnt get out. my bro started to try and pass her and she still wasnt moving.he just press gas and need less too say....

her mirrow broke. the side of his car fell off. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]cus he just fixed his car too[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

he got out of the car and she got out of her car and they are screamin in each others face. by now traffic is waiting on us. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]mi stawt ketch mi fraid cus mi no able nobody call the cops and u know wat would happen...is always di man fault.

so mi get out now fi go calm down mi bredda and tell im fi come on. (come to think of it dis must have look funny to all the peeps watching)

im reach inna har car tek out har key an flign it dung a groung. funny as hell cus he lookin like a freakin 2 yr old having a tantrom

so now his car damage and her cyar damage...ova wat?

mi get im back inna di car...o by di way hear weh di crazy gayl seh....if im did pick up im phone none a dis wouldnt happen [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] crazy!!! basically it look to me like she wasnt too impress dat im left lang time and tun roun fi come pick me up i dunno... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]cus she sayin how im say im a leave and ray ray den how come she buck im up and ray ray mi no undastand dem two peeps yah eiere

neways di ting weh bun mi is afta all dis....mi bredda call har and tell har seh si not to go to skool she fi come meet im a tims [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img] if a me dat mi woulda so bex mi no inna no talking wid har.

neway she said she had exam so she had to go. so a afta skool. dem ere im a ask if she go fix his car...it sound like she say yes.

the moral is mi was sooooooooo glad mi neva get too involved else mi woulda shame. wen we get inna di car mi ask im if im ok an im seh and dat was it. mi neva get inna dem tory....cus like i said...lovers![img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

well dat evening mi no know if dem did talk or wat but mi reach home and si mi bredda come deh inna im dutty work clothes...look like she mussi lack im out ar someting mi no know and mi no ask.

hours pass and mi si im still hangin out on our couch in dutty clothes generally he doesnt even leave work in his work clothes....


neways lata in di nite she come by...mi no sey peas nor cawn to har. mi siddung she siddun him siddun di tree a wi inna ded silence a try fi no look pan wi one anedda

long and shawt she seh she ready fi go home and ask if im coming. im no answa. im nat even look pan har. she git up and leave. likkle afta dat im seh good nite to me and git up and leave to.


pappy show! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img][img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img][img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

mi no bizniz wid dem. last time dem buss big fite at my house and put hole in di wall. my mom was soo mad she tell di gyal no come back deh. den mi bredda get bex and ask my mom y mek shedaon like his gf [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img][img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[JM1]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...the side of his car fell off.</div></div>

Sorry but.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Alright, whew...carry on.

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[missus_vegas]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

well it did [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

he has a two door car and the part where the back door would have been is some kinda plastic thingie i guess u can pop it on and off real easy i dunno.......but it fell off. he picked it up and put it in his trunk.[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

Ms V how old yu bredda is? him cute?

[dr. bones]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aynat_SlvrTush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ms V how old yu bredda is? him cute? </div></div>


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] Aren't you on sabbatical aka man-diet?

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dr. bones</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aynat_SlvrTush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ms V how old yu bredda is? him cute? </div></div>


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] Aren't you on sabbatical aka man-diet? </div></div>yes but it soon done...few more months so mi haffie si what is available fi di menu [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[dr. bones]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] More power to you, Tanya. Don't think I could ever put myself on a man-diet. Whenever I think I can't have something, it's all I think about.

[missus_vegas]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aynat_SlvrTush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ms V how old yu bredda is? him cute? </div></div>

he will be 25 in may. yep is is cute si im ere

[Gen]

Re: roach no bizniz inna fowl fite

I don't quite get why no one thought that all this playing with the cars could a tun into something serious..didn't she rear end you and your brother [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

I wouldan did jump out and gie har one rhatid bax eseeh ...har mumma tan weh she deh and feel it [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

if she wants to play games with your brother then fine, but not when he has a passenger [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]