Foreplay

**julie*mango** · 03-02-2007, 06:27 PM

Re: Foreplay

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs. MarieK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">lol no man sometime di belly rub a dub ting necessary but my goodness we need fi know di "hot spots"

Eg. men our shoulders and di miggle a wi back nuh have no hot spots.

Oh an anedda ting doan badda rub wi dung if yuh a guh dweet like yuh a knead flowa.

Oh an yuh can chat, we like that, axe wi a who fah it belong tuh, beleive me, we WANT to tell you that it's yours.

Oh an anedda ting, dem mek all kind a fancy vacuum cleana now a days suh di whipped cream strawberry syrup and di ice cube drippings nuh fi be pon yuh mine.

And a nuh cyar alone fi pawk inna garage.

An guess wah di S inna SUV nuh ungle stan fi sport [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img] </div></div>

Marie yu kill mi [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

But on a real note....dis one gets me all the time:

Oh an yuh can chat, we like that, axe wi a who fah it belong tuh, beleive me, we WANT to tell you that it's yours.

*Weh Mr Skells deh?* [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

**julie*mango** · 03-02-2007, 06:28 PM

Re: Foreplay

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mountaingal</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aynat_SlvrTush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Dat's why mi pay fi fimmie [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img] </div></div>

say what now? </div></div>

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**Daoud4** · 03-02-2007, 06:30 PM

Re: Foreplay

I asked my Ex something similar and his response was "that's the woman's job, our job is just to be there and kill ourself to make sure they bust" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

**Bandana** · 03-02-2007, 06:30 PM

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looks like it's unanimous guys... Don't act like you gonna break it, take it like you mean it and stake your claim outloud!!

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**julie*mango** · 03-02-2007, 06:33 PM

Re: Foreplay

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TeeTee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I asked my Ex something similar and his response was "that's the woman's job, our job is just to be there and kill ourself to make sure they bust" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] </div></div>

And I guess that's why he's your ex today [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**gullygirl** · 03-02-2007, 06:34 PM

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an wen yuh a ask, say it loud, say it "lady-saw" raw!!.. I will answer in kind...

**julie*mango** · 03-02-2007, 06:37 PM

Re: Foreplay

Mi sarri fi di gully neighbors [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**Bandana** · 03-02-2007, 06:37 PM

Re: Foreplay

Have you ever wonder what mek a girl cheat
have you ever ask har if she like how you deweet
you need fi check yourself for you start kiss your teeth
you nah ready for this yet bwoy

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**DearK** · 03-02-2007, 06:38 PM

Re: Foreplay

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mountaingal</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aynat_SlvrTush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Dat's why mi pay fi fimmie [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img] </div></div>

say what now? </div></div>

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**diabolical_Tanya** · 03-02-2007, 06:43 PM

Re: Foreplay

Sorry ladies but mi haffie disagree wid some a unno...mi noh want no man ask a who fah cho cho because mi ago tell him seh a fimmi an mi juss a len him.

An mi noh like dem fi ask if mi like dis ar dat an tarra knows what because if mi noh like wha him a do him ago fine out wid di quickness (unless quickness a him prablem)

An do lawd please noh mek him ask mi if dis a di biggest/langess/nicess/bestess mi eva have/si because mi ago tell him to honest truth.

**Bandana** · 03-02-2007, 06:47 PM

Re: Foreplay

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aynat_SlvrTush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sorry ladies but mi haffie disagree wid some a unno...mi noh want no man ask a who fah cho cho because mi ago tell him seh a fimmi an mi juss a len him.

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BOAL!!

(((((Aynat)))) [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

An me believe you to!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**MarieK** · 03-02-2007, 06:47 PM

Re: Foreplay

Oh Lawd yes, please nuh seh nutt'n inna wan likkle voice.

In di confines a dat deh room is di ongle time yuh can tell mi wah fi duh an mi dweet wid no questions asked mattas a fac yuh can all get mi call yuh master. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]

Yuh see how yuh "extend" upon hearing things like "lawd a massy baby a lang time mi want disya yuh nuh" a di sed way fi wi highways can be slick if yuh talk bout wah yuh did a think bout when yuh did deh a wuk

Oh an by di way nuttn nuh rang wid a likkle threat every now an den, when mi siddung a mi desk sen mi a tex messij wid tings wah yuh plan fi duh, be explicit to di pint weh di FCC threaten fi lack awf di phone an shut dung t-mobile.

Oh an as Tanya seh, nuh axe mi if ie big, chances are if mi a gi God tanks fi yuh madda, and yuh puppa, yuh big.

If yuh mek mi cuss badwud pon a early sundeh mawnin wid a :grin; pon mi face yuh big

An if as soon as yuh wawk eeen mi hole awn pon yuh an seh "baby, come yah likkle bit" unprovoked yuh big [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

**Hush Darlin** · 03-02-2007, 07:13 PM

Re: Foreplay

dear fawda a heaben

**Bandana** · 03-02-2007, 07:28 PM

Re: Foreplay

You see even SweetSsop pray for a man like dat MarieK [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]

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