Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

[MarieK]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">um, noooo... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

I'd have to explain it in English and I haven't the foggiest on how to anglicize it while maintaining its inherent sexiness [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/helpsmilie.gif[/img] </div></div>

during di moment him nah guh care wah yuh a seh juss suh lang as yuh seh ie inna wan "farrin" language.

Why yuh think mi guh learn likkle spanish [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]

[djrosen1]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

I knew a woman who liked me to recite Russian poetry to her in those moments. Russian is a highly inflected language; very easy to rhyme in, so almost all the poetry rhymes nicely. The only poem of any length I'd memorized was about a kid whose father takes him to the zoo for the day, but she didn't care what it was about....

[Suesumba]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RambleOn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The only poem of any length I'd memorized was about a kid whose father takes him to the zoo for the day</div></div>

Dear Merciful Father in Heaven, please do not tell me that Ramble got aroused from this himself? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img]

[djrosen1]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RambleOn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The only poem of any length I'd memorized was about a kid whose father takes him to the zoo for the day</div></div>

Dear Merciful Father in Heaven, please do not tell me that Ramble got aroused from this himself? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img] </div></div>

Silly girl. &gt;I&lt; just reaped the rewards of the effect it had on her. I thought the whole thing was a little odd, but I'm GGG.

[Suesumba]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

i was a bit worried there. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img]

[djrosen1]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i was a bit worried there. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img] </div></div>

You can really start to worry if and when I lose my mind so badly I start to share what arouses me (well, besides you and my girl Serena) on this here board....

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[Bandana]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RambleOn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i was a bit worried there. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img] </div></div>

You can really start to worry if and when I lose my mind so badly I start to share what arouses me (well, besides you and my girl Serena) on this here board....

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] wonder what we can do to make Ramble loose im mind [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bandanna</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> wonder what we can do to make Ramble loose im mind


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Early one Sunday morning, Pa and Peter got ready to go to the zoo. There's a trolly, rides, tigers and lions. O Little Peter will be so.....

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[MarieK]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RambleOn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I knew a woman who liked me to recite Russian poetry to her in those moments. Russian is a highly inflected language; very easy to rhyme in, so almost all the poetry rhymes nicely. The only poem of any length I'd memorized was about a kid whose father takes him to the zoo for the day, but she didn't care what it was about.... </div></div>

run gawn buy learn rushan faws book fi missa marie [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]

[djrosen1]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

We're dressed.
Our shoes are on.
We shaved in two minutes!
(As regards the shaving - Papa shaved; I didn't).

We went downstairs together.
We drank tea with Mama.
Then we said to Mama:
"Good bye! Don't miss us!"

In front of our house on Sadovaya,
We got onto a new bus.
From the open window,
All of Sadovaya was visible. (R.O. - Sadovaya's a street name)

Pobedas whizzed by,
Moskviches and motorcycles.
A mail truck went by.
Then a blue truck,
Washing the street on both sides.

Etc.

HOT.

[Bandana]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RambleOn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">We're dressed.
Our shoes are on.
We shaved in two minutes!
(As regards the shaving - Papa shaved; I didn't).

We went downstairs together.
We drank tea with Mama.
Then we said to Mama:
"Good bye! Don't miss us!"

In front of our house on Sadovaya,
We got onto a new bus.
From the open window,
All of Sadovaya was visible. (R.O. - Sadovaya's a street name)

Pobedas whizzed by,
Moskviches and motorcycles.
A mail truck went by.
Then a blue truck,
Washing the street on both sides.

Etc.

HOT. </div></div>

could you say that in Russian [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]


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[djrosen1]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bandanna</div><div class="ubbcode-body">could you say that in Russian [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]


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I can, but it makes women swoon when I do.

Well, one woman, anyway.

Still, I must use my power for good, and never for evil.

[mountaingal]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

it wouldn't be by Pushkin, would it?

[djrosen1]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

Samuel Marshak.

[Vi]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RambleOn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bandanna</div><div class="ubbcode-body">could you say that in Russian [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

I can, but it makes women swoon when I do.

Well, one woman, anyway.

Still, I must use my power for good, and never for evil. </div></div>
A guy from Nigeria used to talk to me in French. Had the sme effect [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]