If you had the chance

[Boopie2]

What would you throw away that belongs to your husband or wife?

My first thing would pitch in the trash would be this heavy mattress. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img] I wished I had kept my mattress when we got married. Lord, everytime I have to change the sheets this one os so heavy to lift I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack and I'm always bending my fingernails. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

My second thing ( it was in the first spot) would be these ugly curtains in the living room that his cousin left when he moved. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] Yuck they are so ugly some kind of green which match nothing in the house. Once I was trying to take them down but it's some kind of board up top, my husband came home and was miffed and put everything back. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img]

I swear his cousin must have said something about those stupid curtains staying up. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img]

My third choice would be bleach. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] Everytime he uses bleach my clothes just happens to get some splashed on it. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] We both wash our own clothes so how in the freak does some of my things get burned. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img]

My fourth his ugly sofa, I don't even sit on it we have two sofas mine is brown and his is a blue stripe. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] I just feel like putting it in the front yard dump some gas on it and light it. Whoooooooooooooshhhhh it's gone. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: If you had the chance

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] how yu sound soh bittah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: If you had the chance

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] how yu sound soh bittah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: If you had the chance

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Boopie2</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] how yu sound soh bittah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] </div></div>well mi juss a seh .....how fi yu marrid life soun like a roomate ting soh? fi yu couch an fi him couch an fi yu laundry an fi him laundry.....unno do fi yu dinnah an fi him dinnah to? mi juss askin, due to how mi noh married soh mi really noh know how does tings work [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: If you had the chance

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Boopie2</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] how yu sound soh bittah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] </div></div>well mi juss a seh .....how fi yu marrid life soun like a roomate ting soh? fi yu couch an fi him couch an fi yu laundry an fi him laundry.....unno do fi yu dinnah an fi him dinnah to? mi juss askin, due to how mi noh married soh mi really noh know how does tings work [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>


Why should I claim that ugly couch? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] We have seperate bathrooms too, and guess who cleans his? He does, I do everything else in the house nothing is wrong with his hands. I cook and enjoy doing it most of the time. Before we got married he used to do everything except cook, would even get on his hands and knees and wash the kitchen and bathroom floors. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/1teeth.jpg[/img] I don't even do that. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

He is the oldest son so thank God his mom taught him to be helpful around the house. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img]

[kia027]

Re: If you had the chance

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[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: If you had the chance

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Boopie2</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] how yu sound soh bittah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] </div></div>well mi juss a seh .....how fi yu marrid life soun like a roomate ting soh? fi yu couch an fi him couch an fi yu laundry an fi him laundry.....unno do fi yu dinnah an fi him dinnah to? mi juss askin, due to how mi noh married soh mi really noh know how does tings work [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[MarieK]

Re: If you had the chance

wash your own clothes???????? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

[MarieK]

Re: If you had the chance

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Boopie2</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Boopie2</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] how yu sound soh bittah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] </div></div>well mi juss a seh .....how fi yu marrid life soun like a roomate ting soh? fi yu couch an fi him couch an fi yu laundry an fi him laundry.....unno do fi yu dinnah an fi him dinnah to? mi juss askin, due to how mi noh married soh mi really noh know how does tings work [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>


Why should I claim that ugly couch? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] We have seperate bathrooms too, and guess who cleans his? He does, I do everything else in the house nothing is wrong with his hands. I cook and enjoy doing it most of the time. Before we got married he used to do everything except cook, would even get on his hands and knees and wash the kitchen and bathroom floors. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/1teeth.jpg[/img] I don't even do that. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

He is the oldest son so thank God his mom taught him to be helpful around the house. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img] </div></div>

WTHHHHHHHHHHHHH

a wah kine a ting dis?

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fawda jeezas beseech mi

but in keeping wid di topic a di post, I'd like to get rid of his collection of miniature colognes oh and the picture on the wall for which he paid 2 bucks and is affixed to the wall by a thumb tack. But the painters are coming in two weeks so I'll get rid of it then and blame them for throwing it away.

[loops]

Re: If you had the chance

well he's got these green wool pants he wears hunting...with a flourescent orange hooded sweatshirt. if he doesn't look like something out of deliverence in that get-up. he puts those pants on OVER his jeans and then tucks all 5 shirts he has on in them....i'm talking beverly hillbillies. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img]

[loops]

Re: If you had the chance

we each do our on laundry these days too...i got sick of mothering him...

[MarieK]

Re: If you had the chance

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: loops</div><div class="ubbcode-body">we each do our on laundry these days too...i got sick of mothering him... </div></div>

mothering? But isn't that twice the detergent, softener, water, electric.

run gawn guh tell disya wan weh mi married tuh seh him have ie good nuh baxide

[CeaBee]

Re: If you had the chance

why would it be twice...yours is ongly half a load and his half a load?

[loops]

Re: If you had the chance

not twice of anything...a load of laundry is a load of laundry...whether its all his clothes or all my clothes. i spoiled him for years...just made him expect more. i've got lots more free time these days...and he's learned the science of throwing out old clothes if you ever want to fit anything in your bureau. he's a big boy now. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img]

keep in mind mariek...i've been at this for 24 years now....some things do get old....that being ME. when your honeymoon wears off....you'll see what i mean.

[MarieK]

Re: If you had the chance

Laundry my way

Black
White
Light colors
Dark Colors

Laundry fi unu way

Fi him Black
Fi yuh Black

fi yuh WHite
Fi him white

Fi yuh dawk colors
Fi him dawk colors

fi yuh light
fi him light

is double dat.

mi juss neva hear bout disya arrangement betwix marrid peeple before. Dat soun dlike roomate wid benefits.