ILP is speechless

**kia027** · 09-03-2007, 11:36 PM

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: homebound</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SweetSsop</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what happen??? him teely shrink???? and it a tickle ar now?? </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] oonu gwine kill mi fi real in yah. </div></div>
oi come wid de story den respond to the comments layta.. some a wi want fi go [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-sleeping.gif[/img]

**CeaBee** · 09-03-2007, 11:37 PM

Re: ILP is speechless

u noh

**Hush Darlin** · 09-03-2007, 11:42 PM

Re: ILP is speechless

langhellovakissteetwhamekshenohhurryupandtellwidep rablemsowecanhelparsalveiechobaxcide

**ILP** · 09-03-2007, 11:58 PM

Re: ILP is speechless

Mi had was fi go get one icecream sandwich fram di kitchen, cah mi did need likkle refreshment before mi could continue.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]

So Friend Fram Time get quiet ahn ah clear har throat. Suh mi mind start race, wid what could be di situation. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] Mi start thinkin all kinna sinting, like:
1. She naw get none [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
2. Im come back ahn seh im Gay [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]
3. Im have affair. But mi brain sheg up wid who im could do daht wid inna dry land place like daht. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] but daht on di table still.
4. Im carry back desease come give har, but mi scratch daht cah it would be to early fi fine daht out....right? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]
5. She cheated pon har husband ahn im fine out. But mi scratch daht too cah mi would already know daht [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]
6. Im want ah divorce. Daht nuh too far fram some ah di tings dem soilders come back fram Iraq wid...so mi start fret.
7. She want a divorce. But mi scratch daht too. See #5.
8. Im tell har daht im haffi go back ah Iraq. Lawd, daht would salt har up fi real. Cah im gone more dahn im been home since dem married. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]
9. Im gone crazy pon har ahn bax har dung. Daht not too far fram some ah di tings dem come back fram Iraq wid, as mi seh before...so mi start fret again ova dis possibility. Cah den mi would haffi fly ova Germany ahn [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/fight.gif[/img] im fi real.
10. None ah di above. Cah Friend Fram Time regularly lower har voice ahn clear har throat when she talks about har *ahem* life [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] ahn har husband is within earshot.

So mi seh again, "Friend Fram Time, what is it? Why you a lowah voice fah? You not tekkin any adult naps fram im reach home?" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] She seh, "Oh, is not that. Girl, we've been screwing like rabbits." Den she clear har throat again. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] So mi seh, "Well what is wrang wid daht? Das good, right?"

She seh,

Mi haffi go get some wata. Mi soon come back. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img]

**evanovitch** · 09-04-2007, 12:54 AM

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: homebound</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi had was fi go get one icecream sandwich fram di kitchen, cah mi did need likkle refreshment before mi could continue.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]

So Friend Fram Time get quiet ahn ah clear har throat. Suh mi mind start race, wid what could be di situation. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] Mi start thinkin all kinna sinting, like:
1. She naw get none [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
2. Im come back ahn seh im Gay [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]
3. Im have affair. But mi brain sheg up wid who im could do daht wid inna dry land place like daht. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] but daht on di table still.
4. Im carry back desease come give har, but mi scratch daht cah it would be to early fi fine daht out....right? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]
5. She cheated pon har husband ahn im fine out. But mi scratch daht too cah mi would already know daht [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]
6. Im want ah divorce. Daht nuh too far fram some ah di tings dem soilders come back fram Iraq wid...so mi start fret.
7. She want a divorce. But mi scratch daht too. See #5.
8. Im tell har daht im haffi go back ah Iraq. Lawd, daht would salt har up fi real. Cah im gone more dahn im been home since dem married. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]
9. Im gone crazy pon har ahn bax har dung. Daht not too far fram some ah di tings dem come back fram Iraq wid, as mi seh before...so mi start fret again ova dis possibility. Cah den mi would haffi fly ova Germany ahn [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/fight.gif[/img] im fi real.
10. None ah di above. Cah Friend Fram Time regularly lower har voice ahn clear har throat when she talks about har *ahem* life [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] ahn har husband is within earshot.

So mi seh again, "Friend Fram Time, what is it? Why you a lowah voice fah? You not tekkin any adult naps fram im reach home?" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] She seh, "Oh, is not that. Girl, we've been screwing like rabbits." Den she clear har throat again. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] So mi seh, "Well what is wrang wid daht? Das good, right?"

She seh,

Mi haffi go get some wata. Mi soon come back. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img]

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u a gwane like Portia dont...u muss be a broom sweeper [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

**OcheeHeart** · 09-04-2007, 09:19 AM

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mi naw lie...but ignore dat an come wid di story..whappen, di husband fine out seh him swing di odda way [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img] </div></div>

evan...mi pontificate de same ting... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

Homebound yuh sure yuh nuh aka Boundbrook...aka Nunya? Mi lef de boards fe monts and de story dem still nuh done. *soft kiss teet*

**Shine_Eye_Girl** · 09-04-2007, 09:42 AM

Re: ILP is speechless

Yu know sumtin ILP.....dats why mi neva wait up lass nite fi di tory caws mi know seh yu wooda drag ie out.

Dont mek mi si yu inna di SB and di tory nuh done enoh....kisteet.

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/nahtalktoyuh.gif[/img] *&^$*(#(#&*(*$**#*#

**Nunya** · 09-04-2007, 10:11 AM

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Do we get a prize for figuring out what the 'news' is? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img]

**Shine_Eye_Girl** · 09-04-2007, 10:15 AM

Re: ILP is speechless

Mawnin Nunya....but mi nuh wa nuh [censored] prize.

Di teecha fi come wid di ress...... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img]

**Nunya** · 09-04-2007, 10:33 AM

Re: ILP is speechless

Merning TLC

Mi jus tink say de pint of dis story is fi wi guess wha de news is... cawse whaddup wid all de breaks fi food an wata??? \0/

**CeaBee** · 09-04-2007, 10:38 AM

Re: ILP is speechless

the friend mussi pregnant again [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img]....

me soon come back with some more guesses [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/dance01.gif[/img]

**OcheeHeart** · 09-04-2007, 11:01 AM

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Merning TLC

Mi jus tink say de pint of dis story is fi wi guess wha de news is... cawse whaddup wid all de breaks fi food an wata??? \0/ </div></div>

ummmm...missydo. YUH nuh have room fe chat when yuh hown verandah need fe sweep! cha

**Nunya** · 09-04-2007, 11:07 AM

Re: ILP is speechless

Dear lawd, so wha, mi cyaa pawticipate to??? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img]

My guess: dem a sheg like rabbits an im bawlout im platoon leada name... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img]

**Nylah** · 09-04-2007, 11:10 AM

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dear lawd, so wha, mi cyaa pawticipate to??? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img]

My guess: dem a sheg like rabbits an im bawlout im platoon leada name... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] </div></div>

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**OcheeHeart** · 09-04-2007, 11:29 AM

Re: ILP is speechless

Nuh bodda vex wid mi...ie ILP fault cuz har post nuh tek mi mind off Dean...errrr...mi mean yuh poas.

ILP is speechless

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