ILP is speechless

[ILP]

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Di_Real_Wife</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dats it? Yu meen fo tell mi seh yu have mi ah heng to dat......now mi [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img] an wan [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/fight.gif[/img]
Mi tink ah sumtin serious yu have in store fi wi.....kisteet
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come on wid di solutions TLC. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img] mi need fi tell dis ooman sumting. kissteet.

[CeaBee]

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wah she fi do?

:scratch head: but what she could really do?

well she could ask him and him gwine deny any and everyting soh :shrug:

[ILP]

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tell har fi mek sure say Major Gulla (what de bleep does that even mean anyway [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img])
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mi see you neva read di beginning of di story [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

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Tell har seh shi ah wurry fi nuttin.

Caws even if im did learn it fram practice pan smaddy else...shi ah di patient im a wukk pan.

[MarieK]

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Ohhhhhhhh wait a sec here now, how's the main course, cause if di appetiser is dat good and di main course nah gwaaan wid nutt'n di establishment in trouble.

mekkin note fi call fone company fi patch mi eeena ILP conversation dem

[evanovitch]

Re: ILP is speechless

awrite, mek mi ax di pertinent question dem fi get to di crux a di matta...so him a nyam unda two foot table like a pro NOW, wen BEFORE him was a novice [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] is him now asking har fi blow saxaphone NOW , whereas BEFORE, him neva... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]an if him is asking har an if dat did gwane pon di said level as fi him fumbling BEFORE, but NOW him a gi strict an precise instruction as to how di saxaphone is to be handled [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

i need dese tings addressed before i gi mi findings [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/proud_jamaica.gif[/img]

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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sen yuh fren to ja.com mek wi tell har wah fi do[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

as long as him nuh start request anal, shi fi galang an enjoy harself [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]

[ILP]

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Yes Vanny, im is pro now when before im nuh know what im was doin. Friend Fram Time, nuh seh nuttin bout no musical instruments, suh mi nuh know nuttin bout daht.

[ILP]

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LadyZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">sen yuh fren to ja.com mek wi tell har wah fi do[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

as long as him nuh start request anal, shi fi galang an enjoy harself [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img] </div></div>

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[ILP]

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And oh yeah, becaw im incharge of ongle man, nuh mean say nuh ooman nuh eena im station...

So she fi ask im bout de ooman dem whe wok deh... cause a prolly so im get im training... whattating...
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Mi ask dis one ahn mi friend seh cah im was pon front line (im is one ah di ones weh go pon di patrol of di city) is ongly men can do daht job. Not unless im did patroling di native ooman dem [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

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Mi nuh memba yuh saying nutn bout whe nuh Gulla mean [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

Anyhoo... mi si people awn yah a say she fi gwan enjoy harself an such an all mi haffi say is ewwwwwwwww [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]


Is one ting if mi jus know im an im already versatile, but fi have im a get instruction fram undaneat smaddy else while im married to me????

No sah... mi couldn enjoy ie.. all mi ooda a pickcha is im face bury eena smaddyelse... knowing me, mi ooda convince miself say mi can all smell ie pon im...

I feel sick... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

[CeaBee]

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ehhm...but is not like she know for sure seh him a get instruction.

maybe she should institute a no snacking policy if it bodda har soh

[seemiyah]

Re: ILP is speechless

Di man was out in di desert fi how long, all him had time fi do was fantasize bout wha an wha him a go do har, an you know dem watch pure blue movie (dem have the individual player dem so him can watch inna private) and di man hone him skills an oonu a complain. Look even if she fine out say a one odda ooman gi him him degree in lickcology she fi shake har hand! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ehhm...but is not like she know for sure seh him a get instruction.
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So how im get so good den? A pretend im didda pretend say im neva know whe im didda do? Im si de light pon de front-line [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img] an come back an de decide fi dweet like im love it???

[CeaBee]

Re: ILP is speechless

yes [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

but is ongly suspicions she have...she gwine leff him based on that?