ILP is speechless

[CeaBee]

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: homebound</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So she fi wait till she get infected? Well, while she a pick har scabby scabby face, she can reminisce bout how she whenna wine-up wine-up when de chuups chuups didda sweet har..
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well she can accuse him of cheating..and mek both a dem tek STD test.

thats the ongly other option me see.

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so hole on deh ...how muc experience she have so dat she know sey him a go deh like a pro?</div></div>

Yuh naffi have experience fi know say when smaddy a chaw-chaw up yuh cho-cho it no nice [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

An fi know say when dem a flick flick like it a light switch dat it annoying no [censored]... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">anyway maybe when dem siddown on di overnight guard duty is dat dem a chat bout an him fren convince him sey dis is di way to go...so now him jus a try put some of the theory inna practice and it sweet her
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Den a so im is a faas learner??? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img]

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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Why she don't just mention it to him seh it nice and shi like it. But how cums him a dweet so often an so well as of late??

[seemiyah]

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Is whola 10 MONTHS di man did gone, is not how to maintain heavy machinery him would be learning so ten months is more than enough time to learn a trick or two to impress somebody when yu neva have no trick atall!!

[CeaBee]

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and him gwine tell her seh is Mary Sue him learn it from?

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so hole on deh ...how muc experience she have so dat she know sey him a go deh like a pro?</div></div>

Yuh naffi have experience fi know say when smaddy a chaw-chaw up yuh cho-cho it no nice [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

An fi know say when dem a flick flick like it a light switch dat it annoying no [censored]... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">anyway maybe when dem siddown on di overnight guard duty is dat dem a chat bout an him fren convince him sey dis is di way to go...so now him jus a try put some of the theory inna practice and it sweet her
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Den a so im is a faas learner??? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img] </div></div>
so it can nice but dat nuh mean sey is expert level

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

well she can accuse him of cheating..and mek both a dem tek STD test.

thats the ongly other option me see. </div></div>

If she can live wid im getting hands on instruction fram smaddy else, den she naffi accuse im of cheating... she can jus mek dat ride...

But she should insist dat dem both get tested...

[diabolical_Tanya]

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Soh Nunya yu noh tink it possible fi him learn odda dan by being wid smaddy else?

Although some people tink dat O/S is not cheating [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

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Man an man can a talk an one can tell de adda say when mi touch yah so or do dat to deh so, a so har back arch up an har leg dem out fi strangle me... an she cook breakfas fi dayz...

when im gaa a im yawd an try whe im hear, she can tell say im put some thought into it - but she wi able fi tell say im nuh try it out pan nuhbady else yet...

C'mon now... is like book learning and hands-on a two difrant ting man...

[RichD]

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dat why mi ask bout her comparitor

[Nunya]

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As to OS not being considered cheating by some:-

Well, I think kissing is a supremely intimate. I can't even watch kissing scenes on tv... So to know that he was putting his mouth under somebody ele's hoohaa? There would be no question as to me stepping...

Maybe I could forgive him - but it would be from afar... cause I'd be too busy getting sick... seriously... I could prolly deal with him boning someone else... but I couldn't deal with him performing OS on someone else...

*shudder*

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Man an man can a talk an one can tell de adda say when mi touch yah so or do dat to deh so, a so har back arch up an har leg dem out fi strangle me... an she cook breakfas fi dayz...

when im gaa a im yawd an try whe im hear, she can tell say im put some thought into it - but she wi able fi tell say im nuh try it out pan nuhbady else yet...

C'mon now... is like book learning and hands-on a two difrant ting man... </div></div>


Well seeing as how I've never been in a long term comitted relationship I would'nt know about that difference.

[RichD]

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so yuh did marry a virgin?[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is one ting if mi jus know im an im already versatile, but fi have im a get instruction fram undaneat smaddy else while im married to me????</div></div>


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[ILP]

Re: ILP is speechless

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: seemiyah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is whola 10 MONTHS di man did gone, is not how to maintain heavy machinery him would be learning so ten months is more than enough time to learn a trick or two to impress somebody when yu neva have no trick atall!! </div></div>

naw man is 15 months dem haffi do inna Iraq now.