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what are some a unno weidest /funny/ memorable sexual situations back in the days?
mi and mi bredren just deh yah a chat and him remind me a some crazy situations wi use to get wi self inna as youths.
As ediots, wi used to spends way too much time inna di gal runnings.
Mi memba we used to teck bet at the beginning of the year as to who will "slap" the most unique skin during the year.
this did forse wi fi live a "Joe Grine" kinda life.
Mi always loose still case well, being the Shabba looking one, plus mi did too shy shy and quiet. Worst mi did picky. Ugly man, but only want pretty girls. While mi bredren, him was a gorls man and him will slap anything that move.. a mean when that man draw near a aquarim, the fishes stop swim.
Him neva matter how the gal look, infact mi memba him slap a gal wi used to call Pluto, cause she fava the cartoon charater.
Anyway my weird situations?
1. A put on a cuttng inna mi room, di gal get athsma attack. Mi start give har too much pump from the inhaler thingy, and a slide on back har drawers, cause if she dead, mi wannna try cover whey wi did a duh. THEN said time mi girlfriend came, and mi had to caary out this gal half naked grasping from breath to meet her.
2. Cutting a gal inna Edgewater - her man whey a Police sargent come, mi had to hide inna di closet, standing up all night, and watch di man slap di gal mi did JUST a slap. Dat did ruff.
3. A slap a gal, har man was a bad man Soldier. During the same time him and me tun good friend (cause him did think a har sista mi did a slap.. well him was half right, mi did a slap both sistas - yeah mi know - family ram) Anyhow - him start confide inna me how him suspect that him girl a give him bun, and how him ago use him head and catch her and di man and kill dem both then commit suicide.. Well to say the least mi had to talk him outta dat. In the mean time mi quickly bruck off the dolly house business wid the girl.
Anyhow.. meck mi see fi unno episodes - dat unno can sensibly share.
Nuh badda put nuthing yahso that can bite unno inna di a-ss.
lata.
mi and mi bredren just deh yah a chat and him remind me a some crazy situations wi use to get wi self inna as youths.
As ediots, wi used to spends way too much time inna di gal runnings.
Mi memba we used to teck bet at the beginning of the year as to who will "slap" the most unique skin during the year.
this did forse wi fi live a "Joe Grine" kinda life.
Mi always loose still case well, being the Shabba looking one, plus mi did too shy shy and quiet. Worst mi did picky. Ugly man, but only want pretty girls. While mi bredren, him was a gorls man and him will slap anything that move.. a mean when that man draw near a aquarim, the fishes stop swim.
Him neva matter how the gal look, infact mi memba him slap a gal wi used to call Pluto, cause she fava the cartoon charater.
Anyway my weird situations?
1. A put on a cuttng inna mi room, di gal get athsma attack. Mi start give har too much pump from the inhaler thingy, and a slide on back har drawers, cause if she dead, mi wannna try cover whey wi did a duh. THEN said time mi girlfriend came, and mi had to caary out this gal half naked grasping from breath to meet her.
2. Cutting a gal inna Edgewater - her man whey a Police sargent come, mi had to hide inna di closet, standing up all night, and watch di man slap di gal mi did JUST a slap. Dat did ruff.
3. A slap a gal, har man was a bad man Soldier. During the same time him and me tun good friend (cause him did think a har sista mi did a slap.. well him was half right, mi did a slap both sistas - yeah mi know - family ram) Anyhow - him start confide inna me how him suspect that him girl a give him bun, and how him ago use him head and catch her and di man and kill dem both then commit suicide.. Well to say the least mi had to talk him outta dat. In the mean time mi quickly bruck off the dolly house business wid the girl.
Anyhow.. meck mi see fi unno episodes - dat unno can sensibly share.
Nuh badda put nuthing yahso that can bite unno inna di a-ss.
lata.
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