Bloopers

[Jazz]

Re: Bloopers

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kingy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Eva had any bedroom bloopers weh u and u partna jus laff bout till unu belly batom hat unu? </div></div>

yeh. once we were having sex and the window was open, and the rake flew between his legs and he was so scared he fell out the window, but there was a horse standing right down there and he landed on the horse and the horse's back sagged under his considerable weight. the horse broke its leg and there just happened to be a PITA demonstration going down the block. they accused poor curtis of cruelty to animals and tasered him. the voltage killed.

it was kinda funny at the time. him all shaking like that. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] - Sue u are not RIGHT!!!! I swear!!!!

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: Bloopers

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LadyZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi nuh get ie [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bubble.gif[/img] </div></div>

neither did ________ [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] or Tanya </div></div> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]I know. das why mi a pass pon being there

[Kurlie]

Re: Bloopers

good choice

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Bloopers

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TanyaAynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kingy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">lol sooo people..do tell. </div></div>Okay

So this one time me and _____ were [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] at ____ [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] so anyways he say that I should [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] so I said okay. When I went to [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] the ______ [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] and then ______. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] So I said he should [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] and he said okay but when he went to [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] the _____ finally we both [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] and decided to go the the club instead [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] </div></div>


Okay let me fill in the blanks.....

I was dating this hot guy . We had a very casual relationship but got along really well, everything was always comfy never any stress. So time comes for us to consumate the relationship so dude went all out.

Booked a nice hotel room and we had a fancy dinner (room service) romantic to the max [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] there was no pretense, we both knew what we were there for so eventually clothes come off and we are under the covers [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]

So in keeping with the whole romantic theme he hands me the condom to to put on him. Now in my own defense I must mention that there had been some massaging going on previously.

Anyhow there I am on the bed and I rip open the condom package with flourish and the stupid condom pops out of the package and goes flying and drops between the bed and the wall onto the floor under the bed. So I giggle but he's serious and hands me another, Same thing happens (lands in a diffrent place but still on the ground) So I start to full out laugh and now he is laughing.

so then he says, I only brought a 3 pack so I will put this one on so the same thing does not happen again. Well Mr big shot opens the package and guess what [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Condom goes flying [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

So we [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] and decided we should just go to the club instead...we picked up a bigger box on the way home and [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: Bloopers

That's a very long post [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

Re: Bloopers

heres a nasty blooper for u

dis guy mi know seh him was getting a batty wash an dem him was so into it him muscles relaxed den a fawt escape right pan di gyal [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/vomit.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: Bloopers

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Freaky_Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">heres a nasty blooper for u

dis guy mi know seh him was getting a batty wash an dem him was so into it him muscles relaxed den a fawt escape right pan di gyal </div></div>

serve har right. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img] do people not know that this is a great way to ketch hep c? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Bloopers

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Freaky_Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">heres a nasty blooper for u

dis guy mi know seh him was getting a batty wash an dem him was so into it him muscles relaxed den a fawt escape right pan di gyal </div></div>

serve har right. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img] do people not know that this is a great way to ketch hep c? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] </div></div>Ecoli anyone [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/vomit.gif[/img]

[mountaingal]

Re: Bloopers

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TanyaAynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Freaky_Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">heres a nasty blooper for u

dis guy mi know seh him was getting a batty wash an dem him was so into it him muscles relaxed den a fawt escape right pan di gyal </div></div>

serve har right. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img] do people not know that this is a great way to ketch hep c? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] </div></div>Ecoli anyone [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/vomit.gif[/img] </div></div>

not to mention bad breath.

[Nunya]

Re: Bloopers

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mountaingal</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
not to mention bad breath. </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[kingy]

Re: Bloopers

muscle contract anyone? lol lawd.

[seemiyah]

Re: Bloopers

Tanya den a how we was supposed to figure all a dat out from dat deh previous blank blank one paragraph but when di blank dem fill out a ten!

Skelly dat is foul in all sense of the word but if she going to lick batty I would guess a fart in the face wouldn't phase har non.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Bloopers

Ok mek mi share one a mine... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

Mi talk mi ex (let's call im Mr. Missionary) into stepping outside de box. Nutn too weird, cawse lawd, im did too fool... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] but mi wanted a new position man, mi figa say mi was due.

Anyway, mi nuh memba if a read mi did read bout ie or seet pon tv or hear bout ie or wha, but mi did hear say, if mi liddung halfway pon de bed wid pretty much jus mi pelvis up eena de air an mi head near de floor, de blood rush coupled wid de ride ooda mek it sweet nuh blurtnaught.

So mi tell im. Im say it nuh soun right. Mi tell im say a dat mi want or mi nah play. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/nahtalktoyuh.gif[/img]

Well. We stawt. It sweet. But de sheet dem mek im a slip back to much. So everytime mi a try hol awn mi a fall furda an furda affa de bed. Mi cyaa heng on pon im caw mi a pull im awffa de bed, plus im a try kip im grip wid im toe dem. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70392-silly.gif[/img]

To mek it wos, im neva position mi ova de side whe nuff floor space deh. Im ha mi a de side whe de bed near de wall an de head board whenna stick out likkle.

So everytime im jook, mi a head an go ova likkle more. Nex ting yuh know, mi showla, mi han dem, mi breas, mi waist, neahly moas de whola mi uppa pawt get stuck between de bed, de headboard an de wall! \0/

Im uppa tap wid mi foot dem an mi eeh eh a grunt. Mi cyaa si nutn an all mi can feel a de blood a rush to mi head to rhaa...

Finally im musi get de hang of it, im stop slide affa de bed, an eena de miggle a it a come tell mi bout how it nice an grunt an yeah im waa do dis again an more grunt.

Mi cyaa say nutn caw mi head stuck. Mi stawt panic. Im dun.

Im come awf an stawt fi go roll ova fi go sleep!

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] Mi say afta im couldn mad fi really a go go sleep an lef mi upside dung like mi a bat!!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/nahtalktoyuh.gif[/img]

So mi stawt kick mi foot dem, so im a tell mi bout say mi fi watch it! Mi jus stawt kick awda an hope say a couldan kick im eena im big teet dem! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

Ol fool finally clue in, bout if mi aright. \o/

Dear faada. I can laugh bout it now, but at de time, if I was upright, I ooda did gi im a rhatid tump esi! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

cho.

[RichD]

Re: Bloopers

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[seemiyah]

Re: Bloopers

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] A bet you go back to missionary afta dat, see yu could a bruk you neck and tun paraplegic an you woulda haffi lie to people as to how yu end up inna wheelchair... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]