Office parties!

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Office parties!

This year my company had a holiday luncheon at Maggiano's. its a really nice upscale Italian restaurant. Usually we go to a Country Club but lots of people complained about us going to Maggiano's since our office in Houston goes to Maggiano's every year for their holiday luncheon.

We have a new temp this year and she likes to be the center of attention. well she was at the table talkin about all sorts of inappropriate stuff. We were all looking at her like WOW i cant believe you just said that and our Director of Finance is sitting at the table with is. Come to find out she has some tequila shots and something good to smoke when she drove to the luncheon. She is no longer employed with the company.

[Jazz]

Re: Office parties! SCANDAL

went to my old jobs christmas party Friday last...

dem play likkle soca an mi go out deh an do mi likkle two step an ting...

so dem hyah dis likkle Trini receptionist since mi lef... why was this hefaf out pan de dance floor inna wan dress wid har leg up inna de air ova de arm of de guy she was with... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

Now mi know de guy - and occasionally he would lean over an say supm to mi eg. "go Jazz - i didn;t know u had riddim" or "hey now" - likkle foolishness like dat...
but apparentl;y everytime im talk to mi - it spurred her on to greater heights of exhibitionism...

wan time she stawt run dung im chess - wan time she cotch to de side an turn har bottom geem fe rub pan ah mean to seh mi did shame fe har... wuss to like how she do several guys at dat company already...

anyway - based on dat performance I would venture to say she has no professional aspirations other than being de company receptionist... and if she did she coud forget it after that performance \o/

[honeyb85]

Re: Office parties! SCANDAL

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jammer0727</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> came up to me said, "so who are you, Santa Claus?" I politely responded, without missing a beat - "do I look like some big, fat white man that's gonna slide down your chimney and leave you a present?" Never at a loss for words, I had rendered him speechless</div></div>

Love it! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]