Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

[Zeko]

Now this take the cake...My friend Leah is crazy about this guy I work with Lyles (Sexy Lyles with his perfect tan, "jimmy johnson" hair and buffed self)...anyway.

I hooked them up (mi noh usually match up people - cause mi noh want di drama wen dem brukup) and they went on their first date...

Well, Leah called me to tell me about the date and I cracked up..She said that during the meal (at Maggianno's) she noticed that Lyle kept looking at her breast. She said she was so disappointed because the never thought that he would turn out to be such a pervert.

She excused herself from the table to go to the restroom to figure a way to dish - when she noticed that her left breast was huge. Her shoulder pad got loosed and has slid down her sweater

[RichD]

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[Zeko]

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come on peeps - noh tell mi dat none of yuh evah have a hell date...come on spill... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bubble.gif[/img]

[Kurlie]

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[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] did she fixed it and go back or she just left?

[Zeko]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] did she fixed it and go back or she just left? </div></div>

She said she fixed it - went back to the table and asked him why he did not say anything. He said that he was afraid she would think he is a pervert...

Leah thinks she is jinx when it comes to first dates - on a first date with another guy - he almost pulled out her tampon while she was laying by the pool (trying to look sexy)....

[Jazz]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zeko</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] did she fixed it and go back or she just left? </div></div>

She said she fixed it - went back to the table and asked him why he did not say anything. He said that he was afraid she would think he is a pervert...

Leah thinks she is jinx when it comes to first dates - on a first date with another guy - he almost pulled out her tampon while she was laying by the pool (trying to look sexy).... </div></div>

NOOOOOOOO [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] how the HECK dat happen??? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

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years and years and eons ago, before i had a mouth, wan *guy* poop inna di car and seh "if yu want to be my ooman yu haffi learn how fi tek my scent".

his cousin fixed me up with him. when i told her about it she said she didn't know he was like that.

[Jazz]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">years and years and eons ago, before i had a mouth, wan *guy* poop inna di car and seh "if yu want to be my ooman yu haffi learn how fi tek my scent".

his cousin fixed me up with him. when i told her about it she said she didn't know he was like that. </div></div>

*BOAL* - mi memba dah story yah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] - mi surprise u mek dat wan get weh... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

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nuh get mi started pan mi an de false teet wan [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Kurlie]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zeko</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] did she fixed it and go back or she just left? </div></div>

She said she fixed it - went back to the table and asked him why he did not say anything. He said that he was afraid she would think he is a pervert...

Leah thinks she is jinx when it comes to first dates - on a first date with another guy - he almost pulled out her tampon while she was laying by the pool (trying to look sexy).... </div></div>

OMG...
but there was a second date dough?

[Kurlie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: natJazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">nuh get mi started pan mi an de false teet wan [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

tell me, tell me [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: natJazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">nuh get mi started pan mi an de false teet wan [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

tell me, tell me [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img] </div></div>

mi tell dat story so much time mi sure people tyad fe hear bout ei. now

[DearK]

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Tell it again!

[DearK]

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Zeko, your 2 stories had me cracking up at the visuals! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] She recovered well from the shoulder pad- good that she felt comfortable enough to discuss it with him [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Maybe he was intimidated by her or didnt want to embarrass her [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] I'd much rather be told about it though- wouldnt you?

[MrsBlue]

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<span style="color: #3333FF">Definitely would rather be told about it. I'd rather fix it and explain than have him think I have a third breast. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

But then, if he didn't realize it was the pad, he might have wondered if it was related to cancer or some other illness so I can see why he wouldn't want to ask or mention it.</span>