Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

[Zeko]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

Mrs. Blue...this is so freaky - cause Lyle's last name is Blue...creepy...

Anyway, the are making plans for V-Day - so there is no telling what will happen this time...but I am sure I will get a call (with details)

My old roommate (college days) burst into my room on nite - after he found out that the "hot chick" he has been eyeing for a week now and took out to dinner - was actually a guy...!!! This after all the kissing and ting... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] and dem ah get ready fi get dung to bizniz...He swore me to secrecy and I used it as a way to have him keep the apartment clean...I never know wan man couldah clean soh... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Venn]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zeko</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...I never know wan man couldah clean soh... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] </div></div>

<span style="color: #3366FF">BOAL </span> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zeko</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mrs. Blue...this is so freaky - cause Lyle's last name is Blue...creepy...

Anyway, the are making plans for V-Day - so there is no telling what will happen this time...but I am sure I will get a call (with details)

My old roommate (college days) burst into my room on nite - after he found out that the "hot chick" he has been eyeing for a week now and took out to dinner - was actually a guy...!!! This after all the kissing and ting... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] and dem ah get ready fi get dung to bizniz...He swore me to secrecy and I used it as a way to have him keep the apartment clean...I never know wan man couldah clean soh... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] </div></div>

*BOAL* Zeko ah muss lie u ah tell - ah weh u get dem story yah fram - wwaaaiii fram I was birthed!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

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I was dating this one Dominican guy we were both 21 at the time and I was into the church and a virgin. Other than kissing and hugging up that was as far as I would let it go. So he had come up with this plan telling me that he wanted me to meet his mother. I got off work early, jumped on the bus got home took my bath, perfume makeup wore a nice little skirt and blouse and heels and jumped on the bus again where he would meet me at his bus stop on Columbia Road.


I'm all nervous hoping his mother will like me, trying to look cute on a summer"s day. The building didn't have an elevator, so we had to go up all these stairs with these heels on. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img]
Finally we make it to his apartment, and I noticed it was very neat with all kinds of family pictures everywhere, the Dominican Flag displayed and this big ole living room picture of a Hispanic Jesus and his disciples having the last supper. They were Catholic and I've never seen so many big glass candles in my life.


The place is also quiet, so I'm sitting there trying to sit properly so I wouldn"t wrinkle up my skirt. I'm curious as to when his mother would be home, he reassures me that she should be home any minute now. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/desdentado.gif[/img] Here comes the touchy feely, I'm trying to shoo him off not wanting to look wrinkled. I still had no clue his mother or nobody was showing uo anytime soon. Well he pounced and then he took off his shirt. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] Then he started with this sweating like a bull heaving and breathing funny talking about "look wha you doin to me!" Pointing down towards his zipper. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/dizzy.gif[/img]

Hispanic Jesus and his disciplines are looking, [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img] it started to sink in my head and now I was in a fighting mode. I hauled off and pushed this 6 ft liar off of me, took off one of my heels and wolf talked my way to the door and dared him to touch me. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] I was so mad it took me about 15 minutes to get out of the building, I had to ask this older guy to help me get out. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] When I looked up he was sitting in the window trying to talk. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

Every time he phoned he would say "Please don't close the phone on me." [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img] I banged the phone in his ear for about a week. After that and some other things the trust was gone.

[Hush Darlin]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

aye sah

[Phatty]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] weird.

Well a few years back I was talking to this very fine tall guy and one night we decided to end the night at his apartment. He said he was gonna set the mood, so he put on some music, I was feeling that [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]. Poured some wine, I was feeling that [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]. He kissed my neck, definately feeling that [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]. Then he said "Wait!" He went over and turned out the lights and flicked this other switch and I was surrounded by christmas lights, Not feeling that [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70392-silly.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]!!! I was shocked. He aint see me again. I still get twitches around christmas becuz of his lameness.

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Merry Christmas

[Zeko]

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[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]I is dedding...!!! and oonnu talk bout mi. See Yah, mi have 5 wutlis bredah - noh start me wid dem...Talk about Dates From Hell - Ah dem have some stories..

Like - Bro 2, 4 and 5 met these girls at a gas station - soh choo dem soh hat - dem mek date fi latah dat nite (dem ah go ah Buhkum inna DC).

Bro 2 said dem goh fi go pick up di gal dem and di way di apartment dutty, dem skin start crawl. Fram di 2 dozen roach weh greet dem inna di door jam as miss hotty open di door to De roach dem ah play hide-an-seek inna di plastic fruit bowl pan di dutty dining room table...not to mention di mountain ah dutty clothes pan di sofa...

So while di gal dem a finish get ready, bro 5 decide him wi faint, but him not gwine drop a ground - floor too dutty - bro 4 ah go ketch him and dem ah go rush in to di "emergency room".

Well di plan went just as plan and dem en up ah Buhkum widout di gal dem - when dem up pan dance floor a trow dung legs [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] - who walk in.. di gal dem.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Gen]

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suh bro 5 did pretend fi feint [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]



[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] mi nuh have nuh story sah

[Nunya]

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Oh God [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Ochigal]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] weird.

Well a few years back I was talking to this very fine tall guy and one night we decided to end the night at his apartment. He said he was gonna set the mood, so he put on some music, I was feeling that [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]. Poured some wine, I was feeling that [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]. He kissed my neck, definately feeling that [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]. Then he said "Wait!" He went over and turned out the lights and flicked this other switch and I was surrounded by christmas lights, Not feeling that [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70392-silly.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]!!! I was shocked. He aint see me again. I still get twitches around christmas becuz of his lameness. </div></div>

BOAL...[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Phatty please tell me it was at least December when this happened and not July!!!

[Jazz]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

*BOAL* - mi seh ZEKO!!!!! u nuh hear mi seh fe tap tell lie!!! wwhoooiiii mi side!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Gen]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">years and years and eons ago, before i had a mouth, wan *guy* poop inna di car and seh "if yu want to be my ooman yu haffi learn how fi tek my scent".

his cousin fixed me up with him. when i told her about it she said she didn't know he was like that. </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

[Gen]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

murdahhh


one guy mi know tell mi seh him and him friend guh NO. mi nuh membah if him seh a did mardi grah or wah. him nuh usually drink but him decide fi guh drink and 2 2 a dem a walk up and dung bourbon street. so him friend gone fallah gyal gone east him a fallah backa one weh a guh west. him seh him end up inna one bar wid whole heapa ooman in deh and spot the gyal inna one corner [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

suh him guh chat to har and a dance and next ting dem a kiss. tek a stop a one man him a kiss [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]


but wah kill mi is dat him seh the gyalman kiss juss like him like it all dung to the twirl a the tongue did good [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

a was deading the day [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

[Phatty]

Re: Date from Hell....(Hell Date)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsOchigal</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] weird.

Well a few years back I was talking to this very fine tall guy and one night we decided to end the night at his apartment. He said he was gonna set the mood, so he put on some music, I was feeling that [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]. Poured some wine, I was feeling that [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]. He kissed my neck, definately feeling that [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]. Then he said "Wait!" He went over and turned out the lights and flicked this other switch and I was surrounded by christmas lights, Not feeling that [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70392-silly.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]!!! I was shocked. He aint see me again. I still get twitches around christmas becuz of his lameness. </div></div>

BOAL...[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Phatty please tell me it was at least December when this happened and not July!!! </div></div>

It was June!!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]