Mi seh !!
Mi pass chru DSW llass week, and dere wasn't even breathing room...not even fi ketch yuh breath, di place was so jam-packed.
Mi follow di crowd een deh, and never get but so far...annihoo mi check out wha all di hexcitement was all about, and noh axxe if dem nain haff Gucchi of all persuasion een deh.
Mi tek wan look at dem, and tell miself, "don't you dare!...dont you dare think yuh a buy even wan a dem fi bring eenah di coob."
Mi reminisced pan di days when mi used to carry Gucchi, Pucci and even Fiarucci...well, mi did end hup suing Gucchi aftah wan a di bag, bruk dung widdin a few months...an mi win..
Di arbitrator did ask mi, how can smaddie spen dem saawt a bread fi sinting lacka Gucchi bag....well, when di oddas died, mi decided fi tear dem dung, and see "just what they were made of...mi Puppa!!
..a cardboard, hardened that they used and used a thin smidgin of leddah and pasted ovr the board to simulate "real leddah"..di fabric wid di Gucchi logo is juss dat..."fabric" nutt'n no real bout ie.
To be fair, some of the men's wallets, the black ones, look like real leddah but dass about ie..
<span style="font-style: italic">disclaimer: mi noh know hiff Gucchi mek unleddah errr real leddah products, but fram fimi hexperience...mi noh tink soh]</span>..
Wha did pois mi haff, is dat dem wanted to chaawge mi fi fix di bag, whey did pop hup soon aftah dem sehdem repaired it...well mi get mi money back, which they didn't want to pay, for look like seh dem was going broke at the time..
Fram wha mi cudda si, dem bags at DSW even looked tackier than the ones that I eventually ripped apart..
Mi pass chru DSW llass week, and dere wasn't even breathing room...not even fi ketch yuh breath, di place was so jam-packed.
Mi follow di crowd een deh, and never get but so far...annihoo mi check out wha all di hexcitement was all about, and noh axxe if dem nain haff Gucchi of all persuasion een deh.
Mi tek wan look at dem, and tell miself, "don't you dare!...dont you dare think yuh a buy even wan a dem fi bring eenah di coob."
Mi reminisced pan di days when mi used to carry Gucchi, Pucci and even Fiarucci...well, mi did end hup suing Gucchi aftah wan a di bag, bruk dung widdin a few months...an mi win..
Di arbitrator did ask mi, how can smaddie spen dem saawt a bread fi sinting lacka Gucchi bag....well, when di oddas died, mi decided fi tear dem dung, and see "just what they were made of...mi Puppa!!
..a cardboard, hardened that they used and used a thin smidgin of leddah and pasted ovr the board to simulate "real leddah"..di fabric wid di Gucchi logo is juss dat..."fabric" nutt'n no real bout ie.
To be fair, some of the men's wallets, the black ones, look like real leddah but dass about ie..
<span style="font-style: italic">disclaimer: mi noh know hiff Gucchi mek unleddah errr real leddah products, but fram fimi hexperience...mi noh tink soh]</span>..
Wha did pois mi haff, is dat dem wanted to chaawge mi fi fix di bag, whey did pop hup soon aftah dem sehdem repaired it...well mi get mi money back, which they didn't want to pay, for look like seh dem was going broke at the time..
Fram wha mi cudda si, dem bags at DSW even looked tackier than the ones that I eventually ripped apart..
and if they do, one won't find them in the average department store.
Mi soon cum wid wan naeddah joke fi yah...look like seh dah chred yah sweet yuh Boops..

I didn't have a receipt no problem, I got a new purse just like that.
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