HAILLLP!!!

[tuffstuff]

Lawdavismassy pan mi soul! I dont know why mi tun on di puter fi vex mi soul inna di Thersdeh eveling!!

Mi nuh know weh fi pos dis, but mi need help fi respon to a email mi just read.

Ok, dis college fren a mine ago get marrid inna June. Nice right, well I dont like di 'former' crackhead (no lie) she deh wid fi di last hummuch yrs, none a deyda college grp dont like di fella. Matta fack mi a di only fren inna di weddn party nex to har sis and di bway 2 sista and a hi sch frend of hers Notice dat mean say ongle me an di sista know bout di bredda and his histry of criminal bx wid her. Di sista a di maid of honor and dat is a whooooole nedda saga weh di 2 a dem cuss out each odda- and di sista dont talk to di fiance caw dem did ketch up

Mi nuh want chat too long wid one heapa fawt fawt, and bore oonu, but di gist a di story is dat mi neva want be inna di weddn party inna di 1st place, but NOW mi just get email say fi sen har a check and measurements fi buy di maiden gown. Di frack cost $179 Inna mi whole 22 yrs off life, I have neva spen summuch fi ONE DEGGEH DEGEH frack!! NEVERRRRRRR. She say she soon sen we di shoes info. Baxide

How mi can tep outta di whole ting??!?! Maybe mi coulda jus sing a song fi dem or supm- how mi get har fi see dat??@ Serioulsy we nuh ha no shower yet. Dont theres still time to gracefully drop out?

[j-kid]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

Oh boy!

Well di truth usually works, an yuh whon need fi keep coming up wid excuses. Jus tell har dat di cost wi put yuh inna financial hole yuh was not anticipating. Plus yuh dun sey shi noh dun yet! Shoes, den who kno wha else ah com?

Excuse mi ignorance, but what is ah "maiden gown".

[tuffstuff]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

mi did jus too lazy fi write bridesmaid gown whew. THat took a lot outta me!

ano say mi n'ave di $$ enuh ( mi can easily sell cupple more vile a blood and work di cawna 2 more nite ). But is jus the principle!!! Mi nuh know why mi neva think b4 mi accep. But she did ketch mi off guard wen she ask mi. One heapa setup bout we yrs a frenship an watnot So wen she ask mi jus say yeah man of couse!

ANd at first I thought it;d be fun cuz mi an di crew woulda get fi ketch up comes to find out, mi inna di party and dont know none a dem cept fi di controlling spoilt maid of honor sister that mi neva liked in the first place.

And now I learn i gonna have to pay for this torture Mi sure she aks mi to be in the weddn to be a buffer w/ her and her sis, and that was another reason I said yes, cuz over the yrs thats been my role- calming down the 2 a dem (u want hear drama!!!). But mi neva expeck say mi pockit woulda stretch so far.

[blugiant]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

tell ar yu doan ave de funds

oww peeps aggoo xxpekk yu fii spend dat much pon ar weddinn

peeps can ask butt yu awlways ave de aption fii sey no

[j-kid]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

Maybi som ah di ladies pan yah wi hav som betta suggestions.

Dere is always Ushering?

[tuffstuff]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">tell ar yu doan ave de funds

oww peeps aggoo xxpekk yu fii spend dat much pon ar weddinn

peeps can ask butt yu awlways ave de aption fii sey no </div></div>

Maybe the economy drive things up? Mi neva did even think bout it, but now that I do, I think a reasonable weddn maid gown would be like $80. Maybe mi naive. AND meeda mek di ppl dem wear dem owna boot, long as its w/in the theme. In fact since a one long frack- it shouldnt even matter wat flipping shoes we have on

The other thing is she (rather her daddy) shoulda really jus foot the bill for her wedding party She shoulda did jus budget that in if sh'aguh come wid dem fawt deh. Anuh like say mi aguh wear floor cleaning frack again. To where? Obama next inaugural?

Yeh Jkid, maybe the women have more experience w/ this type thing. I only been in weddn parties for family members.

btw tealength means floor lenth right ladies?

[tuffstuff]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

I would love to be a usher!!! I could greet the hell outta some guests

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The tea length dress is a dress of varying styles of top that falls to between the bottom of the knee and the bottom of the calf. In earlier times, the dress tended toward the former. It can be worn for many different occasions, from wedding to garden party to work, depending on the accessories and shoes chosen to go with it. </div></div>

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

History of the Tea Dress
# A Tea Gown, circa 1899

A Tea Gown, circa 1899
According to Emily Post in her 1922 book, &quot;Etiquette,&quot; the tea dress is one that &quot;is a hybrid between a wrapper and a ball dress. It has always a train and usually long flowing sleeves; is made of rather gorgeous materials and goes on easily, and its chief use is not for wear at the tea-table so much as for dinner alone with one's family.&quot; As time continued and standards for acceptability changed, this longer dress became shorter as well as more suitable for wearing outside the home.
Length of the Tea Dress
# Strictly speaking, a tea length dress should fall near the bottom of the calf. In practice, modern tea-length dresses are often cocktail length, falling just below the knee. So, if a dress falls above the ankle and below the knee, it may be properly considered a tea length dress. Anything longer may be considered &quot;ballerina length&quot; or &quot;maxi length.&quot;
Difference Between a Cocktail Dress and a Tea Dress
# In modern times, the dividing line between a cocktail dress and a tea dress has become blurred. Generally speaking, a cocktail dress is more suitable for an evening affair that is semi-formal, when men wear black suits. Cocktail dresses may also fall above the knee. The tea dress, on the other hand, is often made from lighter fabrics and is more suitable for less formal daytime affairs, or more casual, outdoor, daytime weddings.
When to Wear a Tea Length Dress
# Tea dresses are great for summer events that take place outdoors, such as weddings and parties. They can also work at the office. When in a darker shade and cut with a slightly heavier material, tea length dresses can make the transition in the fall months, as well. The length is great for showing off shoes, and the tea dress works well with more elegant, sharp heels due to its feminine, floaty nature.

http://www.ehow.com/about_5046184_definition-tea-length-dress.html

[kia027]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

transferring to dearK for suggestions on how to get outa de wedding and afta dearK help you transfer to style &amp; fashion to get help with the dress if you still end up eena de wedding.

[tuffstuff]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

CRAP!!! dat mean alla we hafif wear di same boot! THe pic she send was floor sweeping length. Mighbe thas why she mention that tealength bit. Ugh Mi still naw wearie again caw it racer back, ie sleeveless. A mussi some likkle mawga no teta gyal she gwey have fi di ressa di weddn grp, caw she showly neyna tink bout me an my brestices wen she pick dat fawt!

[tuffstuff]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> The length is great for showing off shoes, and the tea dress works well with more elegant, sharp heels due to its feminine, floaty nature.
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$300 boot datta guh mek mi bruk mi foot. I gwey mad to fawt!! Haiilllllppp get me outta dis jamericanadianish ppl!!!!!

[julie*mango]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tuffstuff</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Maybe the economy drive things up? Mi neva did even think bout it, but now that I do, I think a reasonable weddn maid gown would be like $80. Maybe mi naive. </div></div>

Inna foofah wedden?

[kia027]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tuffstuff</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> The length is great for showing off shoes, and the tea dress works well with more elegant, sharp heels due to its feminine, floaty nature.
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$300 boot datta guh mek mi bruk mi foot. I gwey mad to fawt!! Haiilllllppp get me outta dis jamericanadianish ppl!!!!! </div></div>

nah it is usually the satin shoes from bakers dem dye to the hideous bridesmaids colors


Okay issue #1 How do you get out of the wedding.

1) Tell ar the truth. You do not think MrFormerCrackhead and she are a good match (if a so u feel)

2) Tell ar seh u cannot be in the wedding sayka dem neva go PreCana

3) Tell ar seh u cannot be in the wedding because you noh like de husband?

4) the rest a de board will share

[tuffstuff]

Re: HAILLLP!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: _____</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tuffstuff</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Maybe the economy drive things up? Mi neva did even think bout it, but now that I do, I think a reasonable weddn maid gown would be like $80. Maybe mi naive. </div></div>

Inna foofah wedden? </div></div>

Formal frack at Dillard an Macy have demdeh price, so mi nuh see y David's or Whoreva Bridal own haffi cost so much more!!! Awrite meeda stretch it to $100. i tink mi did buy one frack fi dat to go to one weddn one time.