Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

[Guest]

Re: Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

Mi a get shame now enno. Wi come ask sumuch questions and nat a ansa insight. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Edited fi add: A bet yuh sey a di question dem wah Nunya ask dat scare Shandra wey again. Chu.

[CeaBee]

Re: Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

I thought she was jamaican?


she neva did answer the question :Rice and peas or peas and rice?

(that would give us a clue)

[Yvonne N.]

Re: Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

Nunya:
So mek mi ask yuh some questions an nuh badda wid de fiesty ansa dem needa!

1) Wha mek yuh so fiesty?

An here mi is tinking seh mi is de sweetest smaddy evaaa?!!
Mi is like ants; yu neva know seh dem have guts till yu step pon dem! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

2) Yuh used to teach a Jamaica?

Af course! Ah deh mi get ni stawt!

3) bikini or one piece? If one piece, which piece?

Yu know sumting; yu treading on dangerous grung! Hmmm...one piece....hmmm...Mi neva eva did have di Coca Cola shape so mi hide eena de one piece!Mi wudda do good eena di Miggle East eena di covering dem. Mi nuh like nonebaddy look pan mi...bawdy...more dan so! Ehem...ehem..

4) Yuh dating anybady?

What is dat? Mi husband was all the date mi need.

5) tell mi a joke.

Smaddy seh to one famous writer, " I will give you this $100 bill for just one word from your skills. You write so darned well!"

Smiling the writer tek the money and turn to the man with mouth dripping and fingers readying and seh "...thanks"!

6) So yuh couldn fine no baby pickcha or camra neva mek dem time deh? a joke a joke!

Mi have pickni pickcha...mi wi bax yu enoh...awoah... but by de time mi fi go scan it and whateva, mi neva wan fi kip MsCtry ah wait...mi ah no celebrity... so mi sen wah mi have outta one group oickcha from one CD. Di digital deh ah farrin wid de college pickni.

7) yuh can sing?

Wah yu tink...in de shower count?
At fi mi school, we had to perform in operetta and go to the opera...awoah...rite dere in ah JA.

Sings...I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright
la de da..Miss America..see me tonight..
I feel charming, oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel...
See that pretty girl in that mirror there
What mirror..where?
Such a pretty face...such a pretty dress..such a pretty me...

From West Side Story... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

8) yuh can wash clothes?
With washboard or without?

9) wha yuh fraida?
Eediat...dem cause problem...
...and immaturity; dem cause prablem tu!

10) since yuh say yuh adventurous.... what's the strangest ting yuh eva eat?

Mi neva audition fi Di fraidy show ---wah it name--Fear Factor..so mi nuh eena nutten exotic...so de strangest ting is mussee turtle steak.

11) suppose smaddy say - nyam dis dwag or a gwine chop off yuh finga - whe yuh ooda do?

Taste de dawg; dem eat i over suh and dem nuh dead. Mi is not a pioneer...more dan so.

12) yuh can drive a stick shift?
...an' double clutch...
wah do you...ah which pawt mi come fram?

13)yuh right or left handed?
ambidextrous (go fe yu dictionary)

14) yuh write good?
Hmm...so dem sey...one man claim seh mi write sexy...mi have no idea how dat look...

15) yuh wear hearing aid?
Yu too deep sista...Father God neva give mi dat job...

16) any false teet?
Tenk yu Jesus...no ma'am. Mi frade dem go talk ah nite time widdout mi an' friten me eena di nite...

17) yuh can dance?
What?
Chile oonu noh know how fi dance...an mi nah talk pon no river and no bank..mi ah talk real tings...
dance mistress dis...
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18. yeah brahbrah, I am callipygous *twitch*

Ah who call you so?

Yu too deep missis...you need fi go work ah CIA ...if yoo no deh deh areddi! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Yvonne N.]

Re: Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

Compry:


1. Have you ever worked as a profiler?

As in walk up and down when mi go out...all de time! Mi have fun ah socialize!

2. Have you ever been a private investigator?
Fi mi own private self...yes...

3. Do you own a pair of binoculars?
Afta mi noh name Sherlocka Holmes...nor am I Friday...

4. What did your neighbour wore to work today?
Mi ongly see har ah drive out..mi neva see di dress. Mi nuh even care really; mi prefer dat she talk to mi dawg dem nicely...especailly when dem tell har good morning.

5. What kind of car does your neighbour owns?
Ah no Mercedes...ah could Honda sumting...

6. What is your favourite colour?
Hmm...green eh?

7. Name one book that you've read twice and why?
Most recently, The Testament by John Grisham...simply held my attention. Good story teller.

8. What is your favourite meal?
Look pondi odda ansa dem,,mi nuh memba...cause mi like all kina sinting.

9. Describe your ideal man.
Humanitarian.

10. Given the chance to spend one day with anyone dead or alive, who would it be and why?

General Powell: strong and gentle.

11. Do you have any visible scars?
From what? Lwks missis...yu plan fi hijack me?

12. Any piercings? Name location of all.
Only those that mi already have. My ears...which I don't use...

13. Any tattoos? If so, what?
Who...? Moi??? Mi not so brave...

14. If no tattoos, would you get one if it wasn't painful?
Now, why would I not be comfortable with howFather God made me?
I am just a stone's throw from being gorgeous and he made me that way for a reason...I am happy with it!
No tattoos!

15. Any other aliases on the board? If so, name them?

Yu lucky seh mi even have dis one; mi is quite awrite...mi no want to beleeve seh need no more!

16. Who's your favourite board character?
Mi get fi like de whole ah oonu...
Mi know who miserable an who kind an who fidgety an who nah look fren wid me but dat's awrite...it takes many kinds to make a world an mi one cyan live yah by miself..so mi love oonu anyway an work wid how oonu tan...

17. Who's your least favourite board character, other than me?

Compry...why yu sey dat? An yu is mi fren? from Somerton? Chile...hmmm...no mek mi get vex eena yah tinite...

Like mi seh...mi live wid de flaw an de flawless...it no matter ...

Yu have de desk nex to Nunya at de Spy place? Dem yah question soun like one nex novel. You write? sci fi? No badda nasa and seh yes cause mi wudda haffi polish mi crystal ball... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


19. What do you really think about Nunya?

She know how fi quarrel adn finish and still love.

20. Would you like me to stop now?
You have some more?

Ah joak mi ah mek! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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"We cannot think rightly of God until we begin to think of Him as always being there, and there first." -A. W. Tozer

[Yvonne N.]

Re: Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

Coolbeans:
Mek mi ask you now: you noh come from yaad?
Yu see which part mi bawn? Oh...okay den..so you noh unnerstan.
Plus mi done ansa dat deh question bout peas an rice...upa tap.
Coolie: mi is from yaad. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[DeanSW]

Re: Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

Originally posted by coolbeans:
[qb] I thought she was jamaican?


she neva did answer the question :Rice and peas or peas and rice?

(that would give us a clue) [/qb]

Is that the official test to determin if a person is a Jamaican or not.I know some people that say it the other way around.

[Yvonne N.]

Re: Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

Mi ansa de question..uppa tap.

Rice an peas at yaad an'
peas and rice
where mi live. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Have a good day.

[msportmore]

Re: Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

welcome back Shandra [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

Originally posted by Shandra: 13)yuh right or left handed?
ambidextrous (go fe yu dictionary)

From the New World Translation of Missis Queen English Dictionary.
AMBIDEXTROUS function adjective

Etymology: from Ambi - the whitening paste that is in over abundance in Barbadoes.

dext - the way text sounds from one who has a cold.

rous - how the hell should we know? When in doubt, we say it's from Twi...

Ambidextrous: The application of plentiful ambi while one has a cold and is confused.

So now that we have that alllll cleared up, let's move on...

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Mi gi yuh 17 question and somehow yuh manage fi find 18... yuh good nuh gold cup... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

1) have you ever been involved in a fistfight?

2) wha mek you wear yuh hair short?

3) so a wha kina eediat dance yuh knoa?

4) ho much girdle yuh have?

5) if yuh aize pierce, wha mek yuh nuh wear aizering? A caw yuh nuh ha none, nuh chroo? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

7) So yuh nuh waa date nobady?

8) A wha kina man dem have ova so?

9) Which side a yuh cyar de gas tank deh?

10) Yuh knoa say green a mi favrite colour to? Afta black... an sienna...and gray...and blintenko blue...

11) So yuh have knock knee?

12) A wha kina eediat joke dat yuh come tell mi?

13) Wha mek yuh no waa tell nobady how ol yuh pickney dem bi?

14) Wha mek yuh nuh waa tell nuhbady how much pickney yuh ha?

15) If mi say SEX - it a go mek yuh blush? Mek yuh squirm? Mek yuh put mi pan ignore?

16) Yuh fayva one teacha mi used to have a primary school... but she ooda olda dan yuh still... she prolly bout 95 now... and you a wha...80? 83?

a joke a joke! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Yvonne N.]

Re: Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

Yu not ongly need dictionary; you need atlas tu! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Yu noh know which pawt Bahamas de? an it soun' like Barabados to yu?

Yu mixup ... or what?

Lawks Missis! tek yu time!

[Guest]

Re: Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

Originally posted by Nunya:
[QB]From the New World Translation of Missis Queen English Dictionary.
AMBIDEXTROUS function adjective

Etymology: from Ambi - the whitening paste that is in over abundance in Barbadoes.

dext - the way text sounds from one who has a cold.

rous - how the hell should we know? When in doubt, we say it's from Twi...

Ambidextrous: The application of plentiful ambi while one has a cold and is confused.

So now that we have that alllll cleared up, let's move on...

This has to be your best so far. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Gimmie five.

[Yvonne N.]

Re: Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

Now, mek di ansa di facey queschon dem:

) have you ever been involved in a fistfight?

When yu did sey yu ah go ketch mi ah road, mi wait an neva see yu...so mi go ah mi yaad...wid mi han dem in awda.

2) wha mek you wear yuh hair short?

Long hair mek fi fava yu!


3) so a wha kina eediat dance yuh knoa?

Three-step and tings like dat...wah yu cyan du [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


4) ho much girdle yuh have?

Mi is proud of mi shape; so proud mi nuh haffi ban down nutten.

5) if yuh aize pierce, wha mek yuh nuh wear aizering? A caw yuh nuh ha none, nuh chroo?

Mi satify wid admiring dem;
mi no haffi adawn miself.

7) So yuh nuh waa date nobady?

Why? Yu a loook smaddy fi mi? Mi look like seh mi want smaddy? What? Yu tink sey dry bush up eena mi face? what?
Ah cyannat hear yu!
Wah yu sey?

8) A wha kina man dem have ova so?

Same man dem like wha yu know...two foot,one head, two yeye, two nosehole...and so on...


() Guess what? MI noh drive here! Freedom!!!!

10) Yuh knoa say green a mi favrite colour to? Afta black... an sienna...and gray...and blintenko blue...

11) So yuh have knock knee?

Why? Yu looking company?


12) A wha kina eediat joke dat yuh come tell mi?

One eeediat to anedda.


13) Wha mek yuh no waa tell nobady how ol yuh pickney dem bi?

Mi noh want oonu want dem...ehm...ehem...

14) Wha mek yuh nuh waa tell nuhbady how much pickney yuh ha?

Mi did soun hesitant? MI cudda swear sey mi seh ah one!

15) If mi say SEX - it a go mek yuh blush? Mek yuh squirm? Mek yuh put mi pan ignore?

Yu know what it is?

16) Yuh fayva one teacha mi used to have a primary school... but she ooda olda dan yuh still... she prolly bout 95 now... and you a wha...80? 83?

Mi dis two year owler dan yu so maybe...

Get some res now cause ah ongly busy smaddy cudda tink up dem yah question yah! Busybody! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Guest]

Re: Beautiful World, ((((Shandra)))))

Shandra, please clarify your answer here so I can continue laughing.

15) If mi say SEX - it a go mek yuh blush? Mek yuh squirm? Mek yuh put mi pan ignore?

Yu know what it is?

Are you asking if Nunya knows what sex is, how to squirm or be ignored?

Thank you.

[Nunya]

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OMG!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] tears a roll dung mi face to baxcova [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Yvonne N.]

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Compry:
She ah spell de word like (1) mi deaf and
(2) like sey she know ah wah she ah talk bout.

Which smaddy yu know frade ah dat dey word nowadays? Struups!
Ah wrenk she wrenk...tink sey ah she one a hottie...an go see har tu!

She betta no wine mi up eenya tinite...hmmm..hmmm.