New Diary Of A Gigolo

**kiwifruit** · 06-21-2002, 06:44 AM

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((Tameka)) I was told especially to read this story [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] (cos I've been hibernating away for a while)
welllll......I peed myself soo bad girl, had to go throw my office chair outside to dry it [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
laughed so hard I got a Janet Jackson 'ab' from the workout my tummy got [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] You're a good story teller man [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Yes, bet theres some good ones from dung yu yard huh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] mi see 'pound' signs flashing [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] know wha I mean, dawlin [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
kiwi who sees all [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

**SamChabs** · 06-21-2002, 08:07 AM

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Waiting impatiently for the next chapters.... c'mon Tameka, I dont have internet at home so if I go home before you finish the story, I am going to have to come into the office tomorrow to read it. PLEEEEAAAAASSE! **** dropping down on my knees***** [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

**igglesfan** · 06-21-2002, 08:56 AM

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Oh, Tameka, you are good, girl!

Please, the star has to be REALLY skinny, and short, to boot, so the 'big girl' looks really big!

I nearly DWL in Ja recently, when this little guy told me he wanted to "roll on Ms Dotty belly" - the visuals, seen.

**babydoll** · 06-21-2002, 11:06 AM

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OMG!!!!!!!

mi love it bad bad bad, gyal whe u deh dis mawning [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

It is 9:05, mi miss mawning ride, and mi wan di rest a di story.....

Girl, this is excellent, you could definitely get a performance group to do this -- it is hiliarious.

You are good wid the suspense ting but nuh badda wid it now - cho!!!

**JamaicanBeauty** · 06-21-2002, 11:25 AM

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IS WEY TAMEKA DEY DOE EEHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**sistagirl** · 06-21-2002, 11:35 AM

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*tappin fingers pon desk*

**MissMention** · 06-21-2002, 12:48 PM

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ERM nice story [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

**yardie fi life** · 06-21-2002, 12:56 PM

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Miss Chin u figget fi change u cloze..DWl i had it right on tho [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

**Jazz** · 06-21-2002, 12:56 PM

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I guess I know who you are now...

Well told story BTW -very entertaining... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

**Tiffony** · 06-21-2002, 01:07 PM

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But ah why unu need split personalities pon dis board yah. Who unu ah hide fram?

Anyway, wey di ress ah di story, mi ready fi:

**Tameka** · 06-21-2002, 01:08 PM

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Day 5

Romeo wakes up and finds himself naked in Jane's hotel room, the sunlight streaming through the window...He stretches and Jane wakes up too..She smiles at him...

Jane - Morning baby, you were fantastic last night..This will teach the bugger...

Romeo - Glad you enjoyed yourself babes, it was the best I've ever had......mi nuh memba nuttin bout last night, but mi done know mi a don pan di bedwuk...

Jane - Oh my god, is that the time , I have to start getting ready for the airport.....and I have to start my plan off....

Romeo - OK, honey I am just going to take a shower....rahtid, di candom still ina mi pocket, mi wanda if mi breed har....

Jane gets a paper out of her handbag and opens the door to go to reception. The hotel receptionist is passing at that momemnt and Romeo smiles at her and winks....Jane walks around to reception and gives her the paper and asks her to photocopy it.The receptionist looks at the paper and gasps, it is a certificate saying that Miss Jane Brown has tested positive for HIV. She hides her shock and gives the paper and the copy back to Jane who smiles and pays her bill and says goodbye.
The second Jane walks out of the office, the receptionist calls all her friends to tell them about the woman who Romeo has spent the night with. Romeo and Jane get ready and he goes with her to the airport.

Jane - Thanks for the time, I enjoyed myself.....Pity you don't know what's coming next....

Romeo - Baby, this has been the best week of my life.......is how she naah bawl....she a gwaan like she a play tough....

Jane - I have something for you, don't open it until you get back home, ok....How I wish I could see his face when he opens it....

Romeo - Ok Babes, no problem....how it feel soh light, mi hope a money in deh....

Jane - Uh oh there's my boarding call, bye......I don't want to have to kiss him goodbye....

Romeo - Darling, is your number and address in the envelope....a how she a run aff so fass, she a gwaan like she nuh rate mi

Jane - Everything you need is in the envelope.....and more

Jane runs off towards the gates as Romeo stands looking after her...He shrugs his shoulders and walks around to Arrivals to try his luck...He doesn't find anyone, but sees a friend of his who gives him a ride back home.
He sits down on his bed, opens his shirt and remembers th envelope. He opens it and it disappointed to find only one sheet of paper in there....He begins to read......

TO BE CONTINUED.......................

**Tiffony** · 06-21-2002, 01:13 PM

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Whaaiiee!

**tuffstuff** · 06-21-2002, 01:18 PM

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Rataclaaaaaaaaaht!!!!! Romeooooo, whatfore hast thou done Romeooooo. And Whyforrrrrrrrrr Oh sweet sweet Romeeeeooooo

**dr. bones** · 06-21-2002, 01:19 PM

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This is so good Tameka. Definately some twists that I didn't expect, but you're killing me w/ the suspense [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I loved the part where Romeo says these guys are sharks, and my name's Jaws. Couldn't stop laughing. Keep it coming.

**Tameka** · 06-21-2002, 01:23 PM

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As he reads, a cold chill sweeps over his body, he breaks out in a cold sweat...The paper says the woman he just slept with has AIDS.....He sits there in shock, shaking for almost an hour...Then, suddenly he leaps up and runs out into the yard barefoot. Ignoring the looks of astonishment, he runs down the road into town and into his doctors surgery.He yells at the shocked receptionist that he needs to see the doctor...Seeing his bare feet and open shirt and wild eyes, she lets him in, and listens at the door.He tell his doctor who merely shakes his head and tells him it takes up to six months for the infection to appear in tests....

Two months later, Romeo is taken in a strait jacket to Ward 21 of Kingston's UC hospital where he is treated for mental problems. He fails to respond to the treatment and it sent to Bellevue Mental hospital where after a month he escapes.

Three weeks later he appears and sets up home along the Norman Manley Boulevard where he returns each evening to 'cook' soup consisting of anything he finds durning the day.

Six months later, as Madman Romeo stands rouns his pot, his hair matted and dirty, flies buzzing around him, a tour bus stops to let some goats across the road.Two blonde women sit looking out the window at him...

Jane - Lol that madman looks a bit like Romeo...

Linda - He does as well, only missing the gold teeth....

Jane - I wonder what happened with him.....

Linda - I still think you should have REALLY slept with him..he deserved it.

Jane - No that would be murder.

As the bus moves off, the madman starts laughing, his two gold teeth glinting in the sunshine...............

THE ENNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

New Diary Of A Gigolo

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