An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

[Wendy]

Put on unu funny cap an let's come up wid some more US vs JA sayings. Love to hear fram some a new people dem [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Mek mi start it aff ...

US: It’s been a long time since I have seen you girl
JA: Gal yuh noh dead yet?

US: Lord, we have lost electricity again
JA: Lawd Gad current lack aff again to rahtid

US: This meal is not too bad.
JA: Di food can eat

US: Where did you buy that awful Bracelet Cindy
JA: A weh yuh buy dat deh big ole ugly bangle deh misis

US: Hors d'heurves
JA: Ah wah dis likkle sinting you a gi me?

US: Here Kitty kitty.. get down from the roof
JA: Hey dutty puss come aff a di house tap before a buss yuh Klaat!

US: Let’s go to the movies tonight and watch some Martial arts
JA: Mek wi goh teatre an goh watch some kickas noh

US: I think something is wrong with Susan, she might have the flu
JA: Lawd gad obeah tek up suzie!

[chickie]

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US: my sister has a terrible acne problem
JA: did gyal face fayva soursop

[INDIRA]

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US: I wonder how Wendy is?
JA: Mi jus buck mi toe!A who call mi name? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[churchgirl]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Wends..only you!!

US: Clarence, come here please.
Ja: Rency, rope een.

US: Girl, those shoes are the bomb.
Ja: Gyal yuh roach killa dem a seh one out deh.

US: Oh My God, I just broke mom's expensive plate.
Ja: Lawd mi gad, mi bruk up mama stoosh crackry.

[chickie]

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US: aren't those pants a bit short
JA: you did a expect flood of yuh tek yuh measurment inna wata

[INDIRA]

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US: I just won the lotto!
JA: mi han miggle a cratch mi.

[Venn]

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US: you know Wendy, I was just going to suggest the same thing

JA: Laad missis yuh tek di wuds right outa mi mout eeh!

[Pepper]

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US: She was fine, and then she just collapsed

JA: She deh yah good good, and den she dis drop dung so

[esp]

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Her butt his huge

Har batty big eeh man

I'm hungry

Mi waant sinting fi nyam

Where are you from

A which pawt yuh come from

What's your problem

A wah wrang wid yuh

Are you crazy

A mad yuh a mad

I cannot believe my eyes

Mi yeye dem naily pop outta mi hed, di way mi did frigten

I'm going home

Mi gawne a mi yawd

This food is delicious

Dah food yah wikid ie nuh iyah

Don't let me slap you silly

If a bax yuh, yuh wet yuh self same time

Behave yourself child

Watch yuh ride ie nuh pickney

[Wendy]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

DWL [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Unu a kill mi

Chickie and Churchie a crack mi up. ..waii [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Lissen mi ago eat mi breakfas an come back.
Mi soon come back wid more. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Kumtecky]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US: Girl you're looking good.
JA: Gyal what a way yuh a look sweet.

US: Damn, she looks good.
JA: Mi woulda tek piece from har.

US: I saw her three weeks ago.
JA: Mi juss see har di odda day.

US: I'll be back tomorrow.
JA: Mi soon come.

[chickie]

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US: the barber messed your hair up
Ja: my youth johncrow draw brakes inna yuh head back

[Pepper]

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US: Oh look pureed carrots, potatoes, and beans

JA: A wah kina putto putto sinting dem yuh a serve

[churchgirl]

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US: Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that?
Ja: Lissen mi nuh, mi a beg yuh stap fingle-fingle up di mango dem.

US: Sir, please don't trow my luggages like that.
Ja: Aye buff teet bwoy, tap fling up-fling up mi bag dem suh man.

US: I wish you would quit lying.
Ja: Tap di blinkin lyin, yuh ole liyad.

[chickie]

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US: I have a stomach virus won't be able to make it
JA: yuh wan see seh mi nyaam some stale stewpeas and mi belly a cut mi but me a go gwaan watch ie and rope enn zeen