An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

[churchgirl]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

Originally posted by chickie:
[qb]US: your hair is a bit dry
JA: den chile a how fi yuh head fayva coconut husk so[/qb]

Chickie yuh beat mi to it. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[esp]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US: Girl you need a pedicure.
JA: Yeye Gyal yuh foot back tuff like mi granny verandah tile.

[UKBlackLady]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

Originally posted by esp:
[qb]US: Girl you need a pedicure.
JA: Yeye Gyal yuh foot back tuff like mi granny verandah tile.[/qb]

Waaaaaiiiii!!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Stap it - unno gwey kill mi ded ded ded tudeh!!! ROFLMAO

[Leonie]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US: Do you care for a cup of tea?
JA: What kind a tea yu want? - coffee tea, green tea, coco tea or choklit tea?

[Leonie]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US- How much does it cost to make me a denture?
JA- How much it a go cost fi build me false teeth

[Wendy]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

Bway wi really have a way fo seh tings...waaii dis is too much [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

US: I have a very bad case of migrane
JA: wooiieee lowd Gas tek up mi head

US: Hey can some one get me a roll of Charmaine tissue please.
JA: Smaddy paas wan pieca newspapa mek mi wipe mi batty do! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

US: Are you from the Valley ?
JA: A dung a gully yuh come fram?

[chickie]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US: your baby's eyes are so bright
JA: wat a way di pickney look like puss bruk coconut inna im face

US: baby got back
JA: mi seh di gyal batty high like cost a living

[stdiane]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US: Girl, you hair looks awful.
JA: Gal, ow yuh ead look so dry an pickie pickie.

[babydoll]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] this is funny to baxcova [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[High Octane]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US i got a headache
JA lawd gawd mi head a hawt mi

US Angela is pregnant
JA yu noh see di gyal Angela a breed picney [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[stdiane]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

Wendy and HO, here is another one to add:

US: My head is hurting me.
JA: Lawd, God, mi ead a pap aff.

[bredapa]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

Us: So John when are you planning to leave
Ja: Mas Jan is when yuh gubackin

Us: John may I borrow $10
Ja: Ay mi bredren beg yuh a smalls

Us: I dont like that style on you Janet
Ja: Is nat everybaddy can wear spandex yuh noh

Us: Reverse
Ja: Reverse back

Us: James is a bit timid
Ja: bwoy James cumugin eee!

Us: Some people can say anything
Ja: Bwoy fi har mout noh go a church

[stdiane]

Re: An old time Favorite ..US Vs JA

US: I am ggoing to buy some Puppy Chow for the pets.
JA: Mi a mek soh tun cawnmeal fi di mongrel dem.

US: Oh Lord, my tummy hurts, I need a Midol.
JA: Lawd, mi gut a hawt mi, mi a go bwile bush fi mek i tap.

US: I am hungry.
JA: Ungry a bite me.

US: Hello, how are you?
JA: What a gwaan?

US: Would you like an orange, a plum or an apple?
JA: Wha yuh whant, harange, june plum or happle?

US: Would you like a hot beverage to drink?
JA: Yuh wha coklit tea, mint tea, cerassee tea, coc tea, cawfee tea, Horlicks tea or Milo tea?