US vs JA - One more time fi ole time sake

[sistactry]

Re: US vs JA - One more time fi ole time sake

Originally posted by neutral:
[qb] us...he looks like his dad.

ja..de pickney a de dead stamp a him puppa.
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me a tell u, a one fav one disyaaa., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

whappen uncle (((((Neut)))))) me a go deh inna u areas soon enuh, me a go pm u.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[neutral]

Re: US vs JA - One more time fi ole time sake

Originally posted by Ctry:


whappen uncle (((((Neut)))))) me a go deh inna u areas soon enuh, me a go pm u.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/QB]

yah man,link mi [img]/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[KleenBaggy]

Re: US vs JA - One more time fi ole time sake

Originally posted by chickie:
[qb] US: KleenB you are so humourous
Ja: yuh tink yuh mumma send yuh go school fi tun clown [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

DWL [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[esp]

Re: US vs JA - One more time fi ole time sake

american: oh my your heel is so ashy.

Yawdie: yeye gyal yuh foot bac tuff like mi granny varandah tile

[JamBrit]

Re: US vs JA - One more time fi ole time sake

US: Do you have to be so difficult?
JA: Wah mek yuh so blursnaught strainin sah?

US: My skin feels so rough.
JA: Lawd mi kin korro-korro yuh si...comin like sand paypa to blouse-an-skirt!!

US: C'mon have one for the road!
JA: Yow, traina, com hole ah roadsta bredrin!!

[SandiF]

Re: US vs JA - One more time fi ole time sake

Wendy, yu is a mind reader...

US: I'm going to take a shower
JA: Mi a go hol' waan fresh

US: Tommy go to your room at once!
JA: Likkle pickney nuh mek mi haffi lick yu dung in yah todey!!

US: Let's go bowling at the club house.
JA: My yout come mek wi go jooks pon di cawna!

US: Oh my gosh!
JA: RACKSTONE!!!

US: I will not tolerate such insiduous behaviour!
JA: Watch yah nuh, I man nuh flex dem ways dey!

US: This is final. Goodbye!!!
JA: Run wey bway!!!

[bandido1]

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U.S - I thought you were going to stay a while after dinner.

JA - Nyam an gooweh!

[Wendy]

Re: US vs JA - One more time fi ole time sake

Bway Sandy dis a wan poas weh caan get tired a .. every time di paos put up mi caan tap laugh seka di mad people dem. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

US: Her waistline is so trim
JA: Look pan dah wire waist gal a pap style

US: You could use some chapstick on your lips
JA:But wait ..yuh noh know nutten bout Vaseline

US: That bracelet looks like one I have
JA: Yuh know mi have wan chaparitta jus like dat

US: Joan please pick me up a bottle of oil at the store
JA: Pickney come go a shap go buy big gill a aile

[chickie]

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US: Wendy is so stupid
Ja: di gyal Wendy fool fool yuh see look like dem drap hear when she bawn

US: Terry certainly finds her way around the men
Ja: me neva see a gyal manie manie so yet

[evanovitch]

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US: she is so well-mannered and polished
JA: watch har no...a gwane like har **** can mek pattie

US: he is not very good looking, is he?
JA: wat a bwoy look like when gawd a gi out face, him tink him seh 'race' an run

[HUBCAP111]

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If jamaican people did rule the world dem wudda bun it down long time. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Zeko]

Re: US vs JA - One more time fi ole time sake

US: Oh my goodness gracious
JA: Kiss out mi goodnight outtah fun.

US: I think you need to go take a shower.
JA: Lawks Missis, ah wah mek fi yuh arm tink soh? Go bathe man.

US: He is suffering from a bad case of halitosis.
JA: Bway, him mout tink sah.

US: Breath Mints anyone.
JA: Si wan icy mint yah, yuh mout tink yah.

US: Are you interested in purchasing this item?
JA: Ms. Lady, if yuh not buying it, me a beg yuh put it dung.

US: May I help you?
JA: Yow boss, wha yuh want?

US: Check please...
JA: Oonu noh want pay?

US: Her boyfriend is a cop.
JA: Di gal a police-peggy.

[Nunya]

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Mi lawf so til mi yeye run...

U.S.: I think Kleenb is developmentally challenged
J.A.: De bwoy fool nuh fawt...

U.S.: That girl Chickie has a very healthy appetite.
J.A: badwod badwod wanga gut! Mi no want im back a mi yaad! more badwod.

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[chazproductions]

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US: The child is not mine.
JA: Lawd di pickney ah jacket!

US: My back itches
JA: Lawd Jeezas mi bak ah scratch mi.

US: She has a small butt.
JA: Yuh nuh si di gyal nuh hab nuh batty.

US: The child has a problem with shoplifting.
JA: Di blastid pickney teif yuh si! Im woulddah teif di yeye outtah blind man ead.

US: This child is disrespectful.
JA: Butsiyah yuh nuh si seh di pickney wan one blastid bax. Im nuh hab nuh mannahs.

US: Parents should not hit their kids.
JA: Mi wid cl*** him inna im baxside bout pickney nuffi get lick.

US: Mommy I want candy now.
JA: Yuh can blastid buy candy bout yuh wan candy. Yuh know nutten bout wuk?

US: She's having a bad hair day.
JA: Blouse an skirt di gyal ead look like johncrow draw brakes inna hit.

[Nunya]

Re: US vs JA - One more time fi ole time sake

Originally posted by chazproductions:
[qb] US: She has a small butt.
JA: Yuh nuh si di gyal nuh hab nuh batty.

... [/qb]

err... wrong..?

US: She has a small butt.
JA: A whe yuh name? Jazz???