WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

[Jazz]

Re: WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

Originally posted by Capitall:
and 2 more ...

Fe yuh 2 questian dem ah go kill mi

a) would u cansida ackee & saltfish wid fry breadfruit an cuppla finga a banana a gourmet meal?

ABSOLUTELY!!!

b) u luv yu belly?

mi love it moas nex to mi dawta

c) yu nyam nufff nuf?

so dem seh - but mi really jus eat fe survive


d) jerk trentan or roas saltfish an yam?

Roas Slatfish an Yam - mi nu nyam Trentan

e) yu drink di likka mi intraduce to yu afta since dat day?

YEs but it nevva nice like fe yuh - wen yah come mix it fe mi agen? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

f) y u nuh like Pep nor Tuffy?

SASCRISE!!! - yuh si how rumas an mix up stawt - ah who tell u so - ah lie dem ah tell - dem ah 2 ah mi favrit peoples

g) who an yu wuddan mek di besstess boad cupple? and wah mek?

Wahalla - caus ehe adores me and i love that in a man *DWL*

h) yu tink Bar. Papi hav wan crush pan yu? or a jess bline im bline?

GWEY - de man is very astute and have keen yeyesite - mi tink im ave a likkle likkle crush - but if im girlfren fine out she wi buss im shut *DWL*

i) who yu tink hav wan secret crush pan yu pon di boad yah?

Den if ah secrit - how mi fe know?

j) wen laas yu air out di chambas? di lock dem change to nuh choo?

Maasa de chambas dem nuh use so lang dat mi did lease it out - why u aks - yuh waan help mi air ei. out??? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

k) yu luv yu man more dan im luv yu? or u luv im enuff?

Jus enuff

l) yu evva tink bout anedda man wen yua wukk yet? wich man dat?

Heck no - if mi haffe do dat is time fe lef...

m) mi getting 2 b 2 faas nuh choo?

MOre dan faas ah hope afta mi ansa all dem questian here dat yuh have sitten nice fe gi mi

n) wah di nicest bash yu been to?

De fuss BOard Bashment ever at Wendy yawd - dat wan was fram firday nite to sunday and the company was irie - we nyamde satdeh go dance, sleep an wake up an come back de sunday an nyam agen [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

o) who kip di bess wans?

Definitely Ensom - she have dat dung pan lack!

p) any boardite surprised yu afta yu meet dem 4 di fuss time? who dat?

Yes - Sistagirl1

q) wah mek yu luv Wendy suh?

She & Queen were the 2 fist people I met off this board -actaully that was the fisrt board bashment at my house - dat day dem coem an nyam aff alla de food in a de house -all weh nevva deh pan de menu *DWL* - but Wendy has been ther for me through some very very rough times - she is a very supportive person and moas of all she mad lakka mi - so mi nuh haffe gwaan like mi have sense wen mi deh roun har [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

r) wha mek yu nuh like Nunya?

MIX UP AN BLENDA!!! - yuh wuss dan enquireer - who name NUnya BTW???

s) bingo .. none or tongs?

None of the above

t) bess boad cupple wuddan be who and who? an y?

Bess cupple pan de board or in real life?

u) yu a wanda y mi a presha yu suh eeh?

yes mi ah wonda - yu muss have sitten nice fe gi mi layta [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

v) wah di attributes dat u luv bout a man?

Adoration for me - very important *DWL*, good sense of humour, kind person - not just to me but just in general, intelligent, ambitious, love children.

w) c any delivery man come a yu house or job dat mek u knees weak?

HEck no - it tek much more dan dat fe mek fe mi knees weak

x) u preffa wuk inna hot sun or cowl breeze?

de wuk is good inna any type ah wedda

y) u like wen sweat drip pon yu?

no

z) maximum ile u evva buss in wan trip?

15 times from Friday nite to Sunday aftanoon and no -i'm not a freak!!!

[Jazz]

Re: WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

Originally posted by Jeanie1:
OMG!!! This is sooo funny many congrats Miss Jazz or should I say Your Highness. Am waiting in anticipation for your answers to the above qwestians. In the meantime I have a few

Hi JEanie - yes your royalness will suffice nicely tanks [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

did I hear you say 150 shoes

roughly - between 150 - 200 - i have some in storage and i'm not quite sure how many are there

What is yr shoe size an do you have a pear a black platfarm boots yuh nuh want weh goh halla de way up to deh thighs

*BOAL* - wwaiii dat soun like sitten Faxy Brown woulda wear [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] - no babes mi nuh have nutten like dat - an if I did mi woulda wear it only wid garters after midnight *DWL* - mi wear 51/2 - to 6

Come to think of it mi hab one nice likkle purple frack mi a look shoes fi wear wid nex week – do you hab hennytink to match.

yes mi may can fine sitten [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Jazz I lurve the way you write – you always make me larwff – the best ever I think for me was the Clique tread – I tell you I was dedding wid lawrff!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Which of the threads you started is your favourite.
Where do you get your inspiration to write the way you do

Thanks JEanie - I really appreciate that - I can;t think which thread is my favorite caws to be honest wid yuh mi cyaan memba moas ah dem - mi have very bad long term and short term memory *DWL* - I know some of my favorites were the Tuesday series when I got to be lebanese and the girls would line up for theor tuesday feel ups - Jahlive an Bim would put on wigs pretending to be women an stand in line to ketch a feel to... although come to think af it mi did like mi tong thread de odda day - de wan weh dem censsa an lack dung [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

I don;t know where I get my inspriration - I just know i like to laugh and I try to keep a sense of humour in everything I do - I think growing up in a house with nine other siblings a sense of humour was a MUST HAVE - or u would lose your mind!!

Ohhh yes one more qwestian Mam

Mi knoa ow yuh lurve feel ups –
who would you moas like to feel up: on the board, in reality, in yr dreams

RAMBO!!! - yuh waan get mi inna trubble now - mi have several but mi ah go tek de fith pan dat wan

[Jazz]

Re: WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ms. Powell:
[qb]

Originally posted by Jazz:
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Originally posted by Ms. Powell:
Hey Jazzy..it's me again?

Hey Miss ((Pow pow)))


Do you know Mile Gully? (it's a district about 25 mintues from Mandeville)

Sure do - i think i knew a few girls from my school who lived there - why u ask?


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I use to live there..'89-'92...' [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/qb]

OOOHHHHH - yu are a Mille Gully girl eeh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] - u know eh dem seh bout Mile Gully girls right???

[Jazz]

Re: WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

Originally posted by Compry:
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no - mi nuh fight ova man - if im ah de man ah mi dreams mi shoulden haffe ah fite ova im

Respect Miss Jazz! [/qb]

Tanks babes - right back atcha

[Guest]

Re: WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

Hey Jazz, ever been to Canada?

[Jazz]

Re: WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

Originally posted by Compry:
Hey Jazz, ever been to Canada?

No - but i've been planning a trip for the longest time - i have relatives up there - u have place cyan put mi up wen mi come?? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Capitall]

Re: WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

mi stress out yah suh mi a try ress mi hed caz it nuh good yah now .. anyways ...

1) u like jazz .. music?

2) if smaddy a giyu 30G fi infawm pan Wendy yu wuddan tek it?

3) bess boad and bess off di boad cupple? hope dat easier fi yu

4) wats ur bess stress reliever?

5) yu get migraine often?

6) wen yu a send mi 'ting' come?

7) who a di bigges igla bout yah?

8) di smilies u use wen u poas reflect u feelings at di time? or yu a frunt?

9) yu a wanda wah mek mi cumbak nuh choo?

10) y u dont like church? coz a di pastor or di man dem weh a look u in deh?

11) u pray only in time a need?

12) a suh yu bad ma, fram fridey TO sundeh? u madda a coolie nuh?

13) y u did like "tuesdays" pan di boad yah?

14) yu evva been to Greece?

15) wah bout Russia? u waan guh?

16) seh yu bakkup bad and hungry, yu wuddan buss wan fuss or nyam di food? and y?

17) stop or cantinue di baddarayshan? mi hed a hat mi

18) wen laas yu feel like bax dung Tuffy .. mi mean smadddy?

19) stranded out at sea yu wudda prefa hav who as company .. Tuffy ..Wendy .. Peppa .. Nunya .. Z ..Brukup .. Jahjah .. Bimmi ..King .. mi or Neutry ? y?

20) seh yu a guh pon a long road trip wich wan a di above man dem yu wudda prefa? wah mek im?

21) u IM regula? u like it?

22) who evva meet a bash fi di fuss an like instantly?

23) an who u nayn like ..? even up til dah day yah ..

[Guest]

Re: WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

Originally posted by Jazz:
[qb] No - but i've been planning a trip for the longest time - i have relatives up there - u have place cyan put mi up wen mi come?? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/qb]

Yeah man...come on up.

[Jazz]

Re: WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

Originally posted by Capitall:
mi stress out yah suh mi a try ress mi hed caz it nuh good yah now .. anyways ...

mi sarry u stress out – u change u mine bout satdeh???

1) u like jazz .. music?

Yes very much

2) if smaddy a giyu 30G fi infawm pan Wendy yu wuddan tek it?

YEP – mi woulda tek it an split it between mi an she an den warn har mek she run weh *DWL*

3) bess boad and bess off di boad cupple? hope dat easier fi yu

Bess on board couple is Bandi an chickie cause im nuh stap serenade har a mawning time even dowe she nuh tap gi im bun) – bess real life couple taken from the board… Me an Wahalla [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

4) wats ur bess stress reliever?

Drink a glass a Baileys and listen some classical music

5) yu get migraine often?

Never

6) wen yu a send mi 'ting' come?

which ‘ting’ dat?

7) who a di bigges igla bout yah?

bway das a tough call – isn’t tit a pre-requisite to be an igler jus to be a member of this board??? *DWL*

8) di smilies u use wen u poas reflect u feelings at di time? or yu a frunt?

feelings at the time

9) yu a wanda wah mek mi cumbak nuh choo?

mi know why man [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

10) y u dont like church? coz a di pastor or di man dem weh a look u in deh?
Mi nevva she mi nuh like church – I just don’t believe in organized religion – I think its good to fellowship with other believers from time to time but, I think my relationship with God si avery personal thing

11) u pray only in time a need?

I pray everyday

12) a suh yu bad ma, fram fridey TO sundeh? u madda a coolie nuh?

Si das why mi nevva waan she nutten yuh nuh – si yuh come tek ei. Chat mi… no mi madda a chiney

13) y u did like "tuesdays" pan di boad yah?

yeah man definitely

14) yu evva been to Greece?

No

15) wah bout Russia? u waan guh?

No =- but mi woulden mine go

16) seh yu bakkup bad and hungry, yu wuddan buss wan fuss or nyam di food? and y?

wuk an den eat – de food sweeeta dat time

17) stop or cantinue di baddarayshan? mi hed a hat mi

If ti ah mek u head hat yuh – den stap but yub mek mi ah *DWL*

18) wen laas yu feel like bax dung Tuffy .. mi mean smadddy?

*DWL* is why yuh ah try set Tuffy pan mi eeh?? Tuffy ah mi bonafite man – mi feel fe bax dung some ah dem people mi wuk sid practically everyday

19) stranded out at sea yu wudda prefa hav who as company .. Tuffy ..Wendy .. Peppa .. Nunya .. Z ..Brukup .. Jahjah .. Bimmi ..King .. mi or Neutry ? y?

How yuh lef out Dahjah??? Bway mi woulda prefa have sumaddy who cyan help mi fine dry lan an moas ah dem people deh weh yhu call woulden have no use to mi – de only one who have experience wid de sea ah Bim – so mi choose him.

20) seh yu a guh pon a long road trip wich wan a di above man dem yu wudda prefa? wah mek im?

Here u go agen – yah go mek alla mi man dem bex wid mi yuh nuh cho! - mi plead de fifth pan dah wan deh…

21) u IM regula? u like it?

yes mi deh pan it veryday – mi nuh know wah mi used to do before dme invent it

22) who evva meet a bash fi di fuss an like instantly?

mi like moas ah de people dem mi meet almost immediately – but Wendy an Queen did jus get unda mi skin same time

23) an who u nayn like ..? even up til dah day yah ..

FIFTH FIFTH o/ [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Capitall]

Re: WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

Originally posted by Jazz:
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mi sarry u stress out – u change u mine bout satdeh???


No , mi naw deh bout.


20) seh yu a guh pon a long road trip wich wan a di above man dem yu wudda prefa? wah mek im?

Here u go agen – yah go mek alla mi man dem bex wid mi yuh nuh cho! - mi plead de fifth pan dah wan deh…


Nayn kno yu fraid suh

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[esp]

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Jazz dear.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Which school did you attend before going to Bishop Gibson High School?

What is the biggest misconception you think people have about you?

If you won a million dollars and was told to give it back to charity would fight it or would you freely give it back?

What do you like about the United States of America?

What do you hate about it?

Have you ever smoked anything in your life?

You ever havi drap kick anybady yet? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Which caribbean island would like to visit most and why?

[Capitall]

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Jazz ..

1) u believe inna di saying ... Belief kills and belief cures ?

2) ever experience anything to relate to that saying?

3) u hav eyes bakka yu hed?

4) mad man evva chase yu yet?

5) smaddy eva a look like dem a walk up to u den paas yu yet? man or ooman?

6) wah culla man yu prefa? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

7) eva deal wid a chiney or white man yet? wah mek?

8) yu fear God?

9) yu fear man?

10) what sport u ever take part in? or yu hav baff han like Tuffy?

11) anybaddy eva tel yu seh yu gwaan liek yu stoosh yet?

[Jazz]

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Originally posted by Ms. Powell:
Jazz dear.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Which school did you attend before going to Bishop Gibson High School?

West Indies College Prep

What is the biggest misconception you think people have about you?

Dat i'm uppity - i'm actually very down to earth

If you won a million dollars and was told to give it back to charity would fight it or would you freely give it back?

Well that depends on what the charity is an wedda dem did tell mi beforehan dat mi woulda haffe do dat - mi an mi dawta is wan charity inna weself *DWL*

What do you like about the United States of America?

convenience of being able to get practically anything u want almost any time of night or day - up to date healthcare (aldowe some people cannat afford it)

What do you hate about it?

too cole weh mi live inna winta time - mi ole bones cyaan tek de cole no mo

Have you ever smoked anything in your life?

yes - but i didn;t inhale [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

You ever havi drap kick anybady yet? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

plenty bway mi drap kick en mi did inna prep school - mi used to fight practically every day!

Which caribbean island would like to visit most and why?
I would like to go to Trinidad to experience a Carnival first hand

[Jazz]

Re: WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

Originally posted by Capitall:
Jazz ..

1) u believe inna di saying ... Belief kills and belief cures ?

Yes I do - the mind is a very powerful thing...

2) ever experience anything to relate to that saying?

No not personally - But I have heard stories about people who have thought they were healed by some of these faith healers - cripple get up an walk - only to get home that night and fall back down - the only thing to esplain it is the powerful beleif they had in that moment that they were healed.

3) u hav eyes bakka yu hed?

six ah dem! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

4) mad man evva chase yu yet?

*BOAL* - no - but wan did offa mi piece ah him orange wan time [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

5) smaddy eva a look like dem a walk up to u den paas yu yet? man or ooman?

cyaan recall dat

6) wah culla man yu prefa? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

BWay yuh really aks some deep questions... to be honest - mi have a ting for brownish, reddish men - nat to seh mi woulden be with a man of another colour but thats just my prefernce

7) eva deal wid a chiney or white man yet? wah mek?

Yes to both - cah mi did like dem [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

8) yu fear God?

very much so

9) yu fear man?

Some ah dem

10) what sport u ever take part in? or yu hav baff han like Tuffy?

*DWL* - is wah Tuffy do yuh? *DWL* - I played field hockey, Badminton and I did gymnastics later in life I did Tae Kwon Do

11) anybaddy eva tel yu seh yu gwaan liek yu stoosh yet?

PLenty time [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[msportmore]

Re: WWBP --- JAZZZZZZZ

Mawnin deh Jazzy.

Wah mek yu nuh tell Cappy weh yu really want tell 'im?

Yu waan mi tell him fi yu??

Tomarrow when yu a eat, memba mi

Yu belly eva hat yu yet (wid cramps) soh till yu feel like kill smaddy? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]