mi have wah breddin and him alwaze hansa "BLESSUP"
Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?
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Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?
Originally posted by MarieK:
[qb] yes a woman used to work as a Nanny in L.I. NYC and when di fone ring she ansa it "speak".
Di poor white peeple dem haffi teach har how fi hansa di fone. [/qb]
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Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?
Peppa mek u so bloody lie? Jeezam peas man, u nuffi sin u sole suh enuh- a new years eve, dat wi carry all troo di year.
oonu nuh lissen to har y'ear. wen me ansa phone mi put di Hell inna hello. But some ppl, dem sing it bad bad hallio, haleyeeo-oh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
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Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?
Originally posted by tuffstuff:
[qb] but wait, tamslam- Yaw talk di patwa good good enuh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] well done my chile!! [/qb]
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Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?
Mi fren aunty used lived wid har fi minute. Dat ooman have no phone mannas whatsoeva! Yuh call de house an dis is how it go:
ring ring Smaddy pick up de phone but yuh naw hear nuttn. So yuh say
You: Hello?
She: I am here.
You: Ok then. Is Jen there?
She: No.
You: Do you know when she'll be back?
She: Is nat my business.
You: Alrighty then. May I leave a message?
She: Up to you.
You: Can you tell her that Nunya called and could she call me back at 416-123-4567?
She: (big sigh) When she come back.
You: Do you wish me to repeat the number?
She: If yuh say it again, mi a go figet it.
You: Well maybe you should write it down.
She: Mi nat getting up fi go look no pencil an paypa.
You: But a whe de...! I think I'll just call back later.
She: So if yuh didda go do dat fram mawning, whe yuh have mi tan up yah pan de phone fah?
You: You have a nice day now.
She: *click*
Eeh?
And she was like that with everyone! She caused my friend to miss two interviews for jobs she needed!
When mi fren tell har say, if she hear de phone a ring, she mus mek it gwan to voice mail, she get vex...
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Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?
[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Whooieee dat sweet me to no end jax, is true ting yaw talk? mi haffi guh read ti again [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] whooiiieee
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Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?
Nunya mi like har style: hear noh, mi have some pickni ah my yawd weh tek ovah di fone... sometime when people call dem is like:
Dem: Hello
Smaddy: Is your mother home?
Dem: Yes she is but she's not taking calls right now
dis is widdout haxing mi enoh :verymad:
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Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?
~lol~
But dis ooman ooda jus pick up de phone an hold it. She naw say nutn til yuh say supm... /
Caw mi knoa say a dat she do, one time mi call, de phone ring. She pick it up an nah say nutn. Mi a hol awn pan my phone an nah say nutn needa.
Mi boun an determine say she a go say sitn before me.
Den mi hear she a mutta unda har breat: "416-123-4567. A foofah numba dat?" (caw she a look pan de call display whe mi fren had to get because a har). Den I guess it musi click say a mi, di dyam ooman kiss har teet an heng up de phone widout saying a word! /
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Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?
Originally posted by SueSumba:
[qb] mi have wah breddin and him alwaze hansa "BLESSUP" [/qb]
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