Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?

[esp]

Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?

Originally posted by Tamslamoo:
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Originally posted by MarieK:
[qb] yes a woman used to work as a Nanny in L.I. NYC and when di fone ring she ansa it "speak".

Di poor white peeple dem haffi teach har how fi hansa di fone. [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] my girlfriend grandmother answer the phone saying rightshus in di name of the lord I try not to laugh if I am their house, but is is hard not to. When I laugh and she sees me, she tells my friend dat ikkle white pickney no ha no mannas [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

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[esp]

Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?

Originally posted by Nunya:
[qb] Mi fren aunty used lived wid har fi minute. Dat ooman have no phone mannas whatsoeva! Yuh call de house an dis is how it go:

ring ring Smaddy pick up de phone but yuh naw hear nuttn. So yuh say

You: Hello?
She: I am here.
You: Ok then. Is Jen there?
She: No.
You: Do you know when she'll be back?
She: Is nat my business.
You: Alrighty then. May I leave a message?
She: Up to you.
You: Can you tell her that Nunya called and could she call me back at 416-123-4567?
She: (big sigh) When she come back.
You: Do you wish me to repeat the number?
She: If yuh say it again, mi a go figet it.
You: Well maybe you should write it down.
She: Mi nat getting up fi go look no pencil an paypa.
You: But a whe de...! I think I'll just call back later.
She: So if yuh didda go do dat fram mawning, whe yuh have mi tan up yah pan de phone fah?
You: You have a nice day now.
She: *click*

Eeh?

And she was like that with everyone! She caused my friend to miss two interviews for jobs she needed!

When mi fren tell har say, if she hear de phone a ring, she mus mek it gwan to voice mail, she get vex... [/qb]

Nunya yuh serus...

dat pass ignorant to bax cova

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[Suesumba]

Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?

mi dis like how shi ah hansa di fone an neh sen nott'n and nunya nah seh nott'n needa... mexican standaff....

[britisha]

Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?

Wan bwauy did tel mi seh him answer da phone wid "Jac's funeral pawhlah."

[Suesumba]

Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?

mi have wan mad fren weh seh:

"Have you reached the party to whome you are speaking?"

[esp]

Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?

Originally posted by SueSumba:
[qb] mi dis like how shi ah hansa di fone an neh sen nott'n and nunya nah seh nott'n needa... mexican standaff.... [/qb]

Suesumba yuh nuh easy ie nuh.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Yuh hav mi ina stitches fram mawning.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Have a Prosperous 2004 dear...

[mankind]

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Mi have whan lady fren she ansah de phone like whan ruff vice man to scare away the heavy breeders han the phone sex callers. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

The Ginal!

[Suesumba]

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Originally posted by Ms. Powell:
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Originally posted by SueSumba:
[qb] mi dis like how shi ah hansa di fone an neh sen nott'n and nunya nah seh nott'n needa... mexican standaff.... [/qb]

Suesumba yuh nuh easy ie nuh.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Yuh hav mi ina stitches fram mawning.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Have a Prosperous 2004 dear... [/qb]

You too Ms. Powell. Take care.

[Bigtime]

Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?

On the few times me answer the phone a yard this is what me say:
"Nut House, Chief nutter speaking!"

[bigbooie]

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ring ring*** RUN YU MOUTE... a so mi fren answer him phone..

Or ..WHO DIS?..lol
One time mi hear him seh..BLAH BLAH!!..dwl [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
what a yute funny..

[Boopie]

Re: Ye'evva call smaddy an dem hansa dem fone funny like?

Originally posted by Nunya:
[qb] ~lol~

But dis ooman ooda jus pick up de phone an hold it. She naw say nutn til yuh say supm... /

Caw mi knoa say a dat she do, one time mi call, de phone ring. She pick it up an nah say nutn. Mi a hol awn pan my phone an nah say nutn needa.

Mi boun an determine say she a go say sitn before me.

Den mi hear she a mutta unda har breat: "416-123-4567. A foofah numba dat?" (caw she a look pan de call display whe mi fren had to get because a har). Den I guess it musi click say a mi, di dyam ooman kiss har teet an heng up de phone widout saying a word! / [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]I"m here just cracking up Nunya. Foofah? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Ensomgirl]

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[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] @ dis whole tread.

Fi mi eediat husban sometimes seh 'City morgue. You kill 'em. We chill 'em.' o/

Fi maddarinlaw sometimes ansa di fone like shi an smaddy ave argument. Shi claim seh people a try sell har tings ova di fone or a call an hang up.

[comfort]

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Nunya that was funny as heck. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

My uncle ansa de phone an say..."me ah lissen" (I'm listening)