WWBP - Compry..,

[Hush Darlin]

Re: WWBP - Compry..,

1. You are Christian and you cant lie, but u never answered my question if you like me, but as a Christian do u cusss?

2.How long is it since you was born again?

3. How many brothers and sisters do u have

4.Who is the oldest your siblings or you?

5.When was the last time you been to Jamaica.

6.Did i ever tell you that you have beautiful teeth?

7.What would you like to be when you really grow up

8.Given the chance to enter politics which of the following would you be,
a. Prime Minister
b. Premier
c. Member of Parliament
d. Mayor
e. Councillor

9. Whats your current job title?

10. Do u like caffine products...whats your fave?

11. Whats you favourite dish (dont bada fe sey plastic disg becaue ie cyaan bruck)

12. Are you a good cook...if yes who said you are

13.Whats you most comfortable sleeping position?

14. Do u like water beds

15. Do u have plans to do further studies/

16. Would you go in the Minisrty and what capacity would you serve in (minsity as in church)

17.Do plan on having more children

18.Howlong ago was it since you came here to Canada?

19. Were you culture shocked when you came here about anything in particular?

20. Would you go back to Jamaica to live?

20.Have you ever built a snowman?

20.Do u ski, skate or snowboard?

20. What is it about Jamaicans.com that u like and keep coming back

20 Whats is dont you like about Jamaicans.com that you dont like and would make you leave?

21. Given a choice of chance of becoming a moderator of this board , which forum would u choose?

thas all for now...mi have a few more but later I will ask.
Than k you

[Guest]

Re: WWBP - Compry..,

(Ctry, please to delete this thread)

Some of Ivory's questions.

6) Have you ever had a speeding ticket?

Kissteet…why yuh affi come here wid dis? I have not received a speeding ticket since 1989. OK.

7) Do you feel you sinned when you lied to me on Saturday?

It was a joke…but yes I guess it was a sin. Father God, please forgive me for telling Ivory that the person in the picture was Sweetsopp.

8) What will you do to earn my faith in you again?

Nothing…you love me.

9) What is your favourite dish?

Sushi

10) Would you like to have more children one-day?

I wanted to but it’s not up to me.

11) What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you?

I don’t know….I laugh about everything. Once I was crossing the street to go to church and my slip fell off. I stopped wearing slips that day.

12) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would that be?

Are you nuts? I’m perfect. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Actually, I do take things personally and I need to stop….that’s the main thing I want to change.

13) What did you have for lunch today?

Cajun Shrimp Salad and a Garden Vegetable soup

[Ivory]

Re: WWBP - Compry..,

I've thought of a couple more...

Continued….

26) When do you plan on going back to JA?

27) When was the last time you were in JA?

28) Do I drive you nuts?

29) Do you know how much I love you as my friend?

30) If you were trying to see yourself to someone, what would be your best feature you would put forward?

31) What is your best physical feature?

32) Would you find it thrilling to know you have a secret admirer? If yes, why?

33) Who is the author that signed a book for you?

34) If you had the opportunity to run away to your own private island and could only take 3 people…who would you take?

35) If you won a million dollars – how much would you give to your church?

36) Do you think you can find another Church of great quality if you were to move far away?

37) How often do you vacuum?

38) What colour panties/thongs are you wearing now?

39) Have you stopped speeding?

40) Do you bite your toenails?

41) When did you stop peeing the bed? Or if you haven’t do you wear depend undergarments?

42) Will you be happy for me when I wed into your family? Or will you plan your funeral that day?

43) In my Will … is there anything you don’t want me to leave for you?

44) When you go to gatherings what size watermelon do you think you should bring?

45) Can you dance to the latest riddims that are out now?

[Guest]

Re: WWBP - Compry..,

More from Ivory:

14) Have you ever had cosmetic surgery?

Fi wah???

15) If you had the chance to change something you did in the past – what would that be?

Come a Canada, especially on a day like today. Yuh nah guh home????

16) Do I test you daily with my craziness?

You test me by the seconds. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

17) Do you think you could live without me in your life?

Ivory, please tell me what I was doing before I met you.

18) Were you sad while I was off the board?

No, because I was talking to you off the board.

19) Where would you like your dream man to take you on a date?

Well, I was talking to him yesterday and I told him that I would love to go to Hawaii for the weekend. He promises next time, he’s in town filming, we’ll take a ride in his limo to Niagara Falls and we shall have dinner up Clifton Hills. After that we’ll fly to Hawaii.

20) What 3 things could a gentleman do for you to make you all warm and fuzzy inside?

Mi nuh know. Mi nuh need a man fi mek mi feel warm and fuzzy.

21) Have you bought any panties from Jacob lately? (They have a sale again)

No, I haven’t been to Square One since Christmas. I should check them out. I gave away most of the ones I bought last time (they were still new).

22) Hmmm…do you think I have asked enough questions?

Yes…no need to be another Sweetsopp.

23) What was the last item you bought besides your lunch today?
I haven’t bought anything else today.

24) Would you like for me to be your sister-in-law?

After all these questions…….NO!!!!!!!!

25) When last did you see my parent-in-laws?

A wen yuh get married a nay tell mi.

[Guest]

Re: WWBP - Compry..,

From Sweetsoppy:

1. You are Christian and you cant lie, but u never answered my question if you like me, but as a Christian do u cusss?

What do you mean? Swear?

2.How long is it since you was born again?

Since I was 16

3. How many brothers and sisters do u have

I have one brother and one sister

4.Who is the oldest your siblings or you?

My brother. I’m the middle child.

5.When was the last time you been to Jamaica.

1997

6.Did i ever tell you that you have beautiful teeth?

Yes and thank you. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

7.What would you like to be when you really grow up

Don’t know…and I have no intentions on growing up.

8.Given the chance to enter politics which of the following would you be,
a. Prime Minister
b. Premier
c. Member of Parliament
d. Mayor
e. Councillor

None

9. Whats your current job title?

Contract Specialist

10. Do u like caffine products...whats your fave?

I drink a Timmy’s once every two weeks or so

[Ivory]

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Gee...sorry about this - I think the snow has made my questions kind of slow to come out... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

46) What does it feel like to be on the hot plate?

47) Do you now regret asking others so many questions?

48) Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?

49) Before you met me…what WERE you doing with your life?

50) What special man were you talking with the other night?

51) Do you have a special man to take out for romantic dinners?

52) Are you wearing your snowsuit today?

53) Don’t you believe you ask people lots of questions?

54) What is your favourite movie?

55) As a child were you ever rapped over your knuckles with the belt or ruler from your teacher?

56) Have you ever eaten at Tucker’s Marketplace?

57) What is your favourite lotion?

58) Do you wear a bikini or full body swimsuit when you go swimming/sinking?

59) Do you shave your legs/armpits in the winter?

60) Have you ever tried the Brazilian Wax?

61) What is the one thing you wish you had the power to change in today’s society?

62) Can you come shovel my driveway on your way home this evening please?

63) Can you count to 100?

64) Do you want to know why I asked?

65) When you get married can I come to the wedding?

66) Have you serviced your car lately? (Winter tune-up)

67) When are you taking Ivory to your Church again?

68) Can we carpool this weekend?
69) What are you doing now?

70) Is it ok, if I take a break from asking you questions for a little bit?

[Guest]

Re: WWBP - Compry..,

More from Sweets:

11. Whats you favourite dish (dont bada fe sey plastic disg becaue ie cyaan bruck)

Sushi

12. Are you a good cook...if yes who said you are

I’m an excellent cook. My kids tell me all the time.

13.Whats you most comfortable sleeping position?

How mi fi know????? I’m usually sleeping.

14. Do u like water beds

Never owned one.

15. Do u have plans to do further studies/

Yes

16. Would you go in the Minisrty and what capacity would you serve in (minsity as in church)

Yes and I’m currently in training at my church. Presently I serve as a Chaser in the Transformation Ministry. Chasers basically follow up with new believers in my church.

17.Do plan on having more children

See response to Ivory.

18.Howlong ago was it since you came here to Canada?

24 years.

19. Were you culture shocked when you came here about anything in particular?

Very much so. Downtown was

20. Would you go back to Jamaica to live?

That’s not something I would consider now.

20.Have you ever built a snowman?

Yes.

20.Do u ski, skate or snowboard?

Yuh mussi mad. I did buy a pair of skates back in 1980, put on it, went on the ice, fell on my butt, dragged myself off and I’ve never attempted that craziness again. I’m a Jamaican….mi and snow and ice nuh gree.

20. What is it about Jamaicans.com that u like and keep coming back

Mi faas

20 Whats is dont you like about Jamaicans.com that you dont like and would make you leave?

I don’t like it when people cause their

21. Given a choice of chance of becoming a moderator of this board , which forum would u choose?

GD, so I could ban the whole lot of you crazy people that posts there at nights. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Guest]

Re: WWBP - Compry..,

Ctry...actually Mountaingal, my friend, please to permanently ban Ivory from this board.

Thank you.

Ivory... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[Diplomat]

Re: WWBP - Compry..,

Compry: Congrats! I have a boatload of questions, but my boat is small, and I will unload slowly [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] .

1) So you have a bunch of people in your life, and you discover some of them add nothing meaningful to it. As a matter of fact, you find some of them draining. Can you 'divorce' them, and if so, how easy is it for you to do?

2) Do you find this site irresistible?

3) If you could use 5 words to describe yourself, what would they be?

4) If you could go back in time and change at least two things about your life so far, what would they be?

5) What is the biggest challenge you find in being a Christian?

6) If you could have one wish fulfilled unconditionally, what would that be?

Until next time...thanks in advance [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Leonie]

Re: WWBP - Compry..,

Ivory is your sis-in-law? (just going from her questions to you) - dont you think is a very poor decision- dWL

[Ivory]

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71) Which version of the bible would you recommend to someone?

72) Do you believe we’ll know our loved ones in Heaven?

73) If your company asked you to re-locate to Manitoba for a salary increase of $20,000 would you go?

74) Office is on fire…what 3 items would you take with you?

75) Is there a rulebook for WWBP?

76) Do girdles really give the appearance of a flat belly?

77) Do you wear any jewellery in your belly button?

78) Can you bring me a glass of chocolate milk please?

79) Will you come and pick me up at the GO Station this evening after you shovel my driveway?

80) How many more years before you turn 40?

81) Will I be invited to your wedding?

82) What brought you back into the Church at the age of 16?

83) What is your big toe doing right now?

84) Would you like to come for dinner this weekend and enjoy the fireplace?

85) What are the top 5 destinations you would like to visit?

[Ivory]

Re: WWBP - Compry..,

Originally posted by Leonie:
[qb] Ivory is your sis-in-law? (just going from her questions to you) - dont you think is a very poor decision- dWL [/qb]

ahem! ahem!

[Guest]

Re: WWBP - Compry..,

Oh no, him come tuh....heavenly father, what have I gotten myself into.

[Guest]

Re: WWBP - Compry..,

More from Ivory:

26) When do you plan on going back to JA?

I plan to go every day…just look out your window.

27) When was the last time you were in JA?

1997…jeeze, why yuh don’t read the other answers

28) Do I drive you nuts?

Yes.

29) Do you know how much I love you as my friend?

Yes.

30) If you were trying to see yourself to someone, what would be your best feature you would put forward?

Mi nuh know.

31) What is your best physical feature?

My legs.

32) Would you find it thrilling to know you have a secret admirer? If yes, why?

Yes. Who is it? Is he going to send me roses and candies for valentines.

33) Who is the author that signed a book for you?

Colin Channer [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Wanna see a picture of the two of us?

34) If you had the opportunity to run away to your own private island and could only take 3 people…who would you take?

My daughter, my son and my best friend

[Chrissy72]

Re: WWBP - Compry..,

Congratulations Compry. No questions (for now)