Dutty vehicles? Come clean here

[Peasie]

Announcing

Di opening of SpurTree's Cyar Wash & Detailing Services pan Board Lane. Hand wash and personal attention guaranteed.

Price range:
<ul type="square">[*]Regular wash of standard sedan $29.95[/list]

<ul type="square">[*]Large SUV $49.95 (spinner rims extra)[/list]

<ul type="square">[*]Non-motorized vehicle $4.95 (dankey extra)[/list]

Bring your vehicles in for free estimate. Please to note oonu craven an bad mine people dat prices hare in US$ only. Thank you and we look forward to serving you.

[dahjah]

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a wah dis faddah yuh tink mi a guh pay 50 dollah fe wash an detail mi chuck

[Peasie]

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You pay extra for the personal attention paid to your vehicles. For example, here is the pre-wash

[Nunya]

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Mi ooda like fi get mi lilli '82 Honda wash. But mi ha few tings fi tell yuh:

De back door pan de right side no wok - so no opn ie. De driva door kinda fussy: yuh haffi lif ie an den twis ie an kina wrench ie likkle bit - but nat too hard! Or it might pap awf, an if it pap awf, dem might pull mi affa road... das why more time mi jus come een chroo de winda...

Watch out fi de fenda - a mi bes panty hose a hol it up. Mi still waa yuh shine it up doah, beg yuh mek it spawkle like ah knoa it can! Praise de Lord!

Oh yeah, an a nedda ting: mi have spy cam cotch up een deh fi si if oonuu a go try tief out mi likkle change.

[Peasie]

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No badda fret, mistress, we takes prapa care of hall kine of vehicles. Peace,

[Nunya]

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So mek de one whe a wash fi im cyar young an pretty an de one whe a wash fi mi cyar ol an tie up? *kissteet*

[Peasie]

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We price ascarding to haffordability and we assumed from the condition of your piece a... um, Honda, dat, oh well, nevah mine. Please accept our appalogies, madam.

Pssst, between you and me, Bredda Man offers EXCEPTIONAL service.

[Bink - the Only]

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here in northern mexico (aka no cal) we dust our cyars. no need to add water ... a good swiffer job once a week or so will keep your ride cris.

so, i guess i will not be a patron of yours. so sorry. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Peasie]

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Ahem, ahem...

Di cyar wash will hopen hat 11:00 fi yuh time.

Come clean at di cyar wash.

[Boricua_papi]

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Wan dankey fi wash. 5 ja dolla a bargain.

[Peasie]

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Originally posted by Boricua_papi:
[qb] Wan dankey fi wash. 5 ja dolla a bargain. [/qb]

Hexcuse mi, please. But you fi read carefully. My ad said that "craven and bad mine" people are to not dat prices are in US $.

Jus tie up yuh dankey, attach US$5.00 pon him head, an wait fi opening time. Tenks.

[JesusDread]

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How much yu charge fi bicycle?

[Peasie]

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It is non-motorized derefore it is di same price as dankey.

Chain up behine B-P vehicle an leave $5.00 pan it.

[Jazz]

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are dese prices in US or ja dallas?

[Wendy]

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LOL @Nunya.

Lissen to mi noh MS SpurTree.. Dis is a 2004 Donkey cart dat mi jus purchase affa E-bay.


Do mi a beg yuh fi noh wash mi dankey wid noh black dutty wata !..An mi noh waan come back an si soap sud ina im nosehole. An di cart back a im need a good detail wok.

Jus mek sure mi transp Chris yuhnoh.. cause a di wan TransP mi hav fi tek mi goh a di Republican Canventian nex week.

BTW Yuh have change fi a $1.00??