Dutty vehicles? Come clean here

[Peasie]

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Wendy, please, ah beg yuh, tap it. People are passing by my office and wondering why mi a "cry." But mi a DWL pon yah.

Mi soon recover an continue wid mi cyar, um, vehicle wash bidniz.

Di dankey pretty doah, lawks mi haffi go recover...

[Pepper]

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Spur,

Beg have dis ready by 4 PM

tonks

[championgal262]

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complete detail please

[Jazz]

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Originally posted by Wendy:
[qb] LOL @Nunya.

Lissen to mi noh MS SpurTree.. Dis is a 2004 Donkey cart dat mi jus purchase affa E-bay.


Do mi a beg yuh fi noh wash mi dankey wid noh black dutty wata !..An mi noh waan come back an si soap sud ina im nosehole. An di cart back a im need a good detail wok.

Jus mek sure mi transp Chris yuhnoh.. cause a di wan TransP mi hav fi tek mi goh a di Republican Canventian nex week.

BTW Yuh have change fi a $1.00?? [/qb]

*(BOAL* - wwaaaiiiii mi seh yuhfe warn mi wen yahd o dem tings yah yuh nuh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Spur tree please mi ah beg yuh wash out de dankey nose good!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] an dash likkle armorall pan de black pawt fe shine it up!

[Suesumba]

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Originally posted by SpurTree:
[qb]
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mi nah lie - mi love di dread baddy him wudda haffi shave doah

[yardy]

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Guess is de same price fi wash dis

[Jazz]

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so how it tek so long fe get liikle service ah dis cyar wash?

mussbe a dam jumaykan car wash service...

[Peasie]

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Come, come, Tarnisha and Bredda Man, nuff vehicle awn yah fi wash. Awright now, ere's di awdah of tings:
<ul type="square">[*]Fuss, wipe down Mr. J. Dread bicycle. Him have to go bible study tonight or so him sey.[/list]

<ul type="square">[*]Even doah Miss SueSumba nevah bring a vehicle, we is to charge her for trespassing. She is hanging roun di praperty and is fallering Bredda Man roun di place. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [/list]

<ul type="square">[*]Di nex step is to wipe out dankey nose hole fi di one Ms. Wendy. Dat is all fi har deggeh deggeh dallah.[/list]

<ul type="square">[*]As fi Yardy SUV dem, fill di big tub, soak di vehicle dem inna it, den leave dem outta door mek di sun dry dem out.[/list]

<ul type="square">[*]Same ting for Pepper, wash har Ford Explorer and ready it by 4:00 PM W.P. time, unuh hear mi![/list]

<ul type="square">[*]One lass ting. When ChampionGal come back fi har vehicle, please tell her to leave the key. It requires special overnight cleaning and we will return...um, she can come pick it up tomorrow.[/list]

[Yvonne N.]

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ST:

JUs' dus' di awf fi mi; don't want my farm clothes to get dirty.

[Wendy]

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It looks likes mi hafi goh call Johnny Cocrane yuuhnoh. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Is wah kina half dash service dis yuh a come gi people hafta dem pay wi big money? Dats why yuh si mi wash mi Dankey cart a pipe side by miself yuhnoh. It look like unu set up busiess fi tek libatty wid people.

Yuh know mek a tap di chatting an goh speed dial Johnny. Dis is renknis!

[Peasie]

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Johnny C. charge more than one dallah for his legal services [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Your dankey & cyawt are ready to pick up. Please remove it fram my premises,

Wait deh, Mistress, yuh did say yuh gwine ride di dankey to the Republican convention? How yuh so wicked to di poor animal him? Dem no wan see no dankey deh!

[Peasie]

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Shandie, that tractor looks very clean. But here are SpurTree Cyar Wash we aim to please. We don't refuse good customers - unlike like di craven and bad mine one dem - and we will make it cleaner and nicer and smelling gooder for you.

Wait deh, Bredda Man! Bredda Man! Ah weh yuh a go wid di customa tractor. Mi rah...

[Jazz]

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Haaaaaaalllll now mi nuh get no ansa to mi qwestian dem yuh nuh - wellmi ah go tek mi bizniz sumweh else...

nat becaws ah mi shoes mi bring fe coem wash an shine but still... bizniz is bizniz

***walk out an tep pan de dread toe dem wen mi ah pass***

[RasRichard]

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How much for my transportation to the Republican convention?

[Johnny_Chocrane]

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Ms Spur Tree,

I am here to humbily service yuh a summons to the court of law. It was bringeth to my attention dat your Hog Wash and Cyar Detail service is notorious for taking large lumpsome of dallas fram poor people widout adequate service in return. This is a serious avocation of criminal adversity that is abominable to the citizens of boardlane. They have hired me to seek recumpence fi di pain an suffering, and insurgence of bad credit cause by the widespread thievery instituted and instigated by your organization. (Well hope all a dat deh garbage deh mek sense to yuh) [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Di amount of di suite is 1.5 Million daollars and any oda assests you may possess such as house, cyar, boat, hag and goat.

See you in court on Aug, 20th at 8:15 ish a’clack. If yuh know what is good for you, you settle out of court cause mi have Micheal Jackson, Scott Peterson, Naomi Campbell, Di US Olympic track team, and wan whole heap adda more criminal fi attend to.