Directions Jamaican Style.

[Wendy]

Excuse me how do I get to Penn Hill Rd Rd?

Dat easy fi fine man ..go straight up Linton Ave til yuh come to dis Breadfruit tree. Tun right pan dah street deh weh run crassway an den hook wan neda right an keep straight til yuh pass some rasta man a sell Tam pan Cedar Rd. If yuh si di numba 40 bus yuh can falla back it cause it run right ina Penn Hill Rd. Yuh cyan miss it iyah!

Unu come gi unu bestes directions...Jamaican style

[Guest]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

Dis gwaan dung di road deh likkle bit till yuh come to ms. berta place yuh cyaan miss it ah di one wid di gate a heng aaf. Tun dung di road dis pass dat and goh bout seh chree mile and yuh wi see mr. bato ole chruk pon di side, di gas station deh rite pass deh deh so soh yuh cyaan miss it.

[Wendy]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

Originally posted by Jedi l:
[qb] yuh cyaan miss it ah di one wid di gate a heng aaf. [/qb]

BOAL! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] ..Yuh know how much have yaad wid gate hang aff?

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Good wan

[esp]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

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[Wendy]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

Yuh a try fine mista Chin wholesale shap?

Yuh noh deh too far man .. Go paas di people dem weh yuh si a sell corouchises pan di roadside .. yuh call dehso flea market….walk likle bit ova pan di lef han side a di road an wance yuh reach wan fyah hyrdrant yuh ago deh side a Miss Puncie Patty shap. Ride side a har a Tony recard shap an Mista Chin Wholesade deh bout 2 likle baby walk fram deh soh ..yuh can miss it man [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

excuse mi I am looking for cherry lane...

***two ole man siddung in front ah wan shop****

1st man - "cherry lane ah weh name so?"

2nd man - "sebenty years now mi live rouin yah an mi nuh know noweh name cherry lane"

1st man - Aldowe yuh know maas James did have wan dawta name Cherry

2nd man - Oh yes she did have baby fe de tink mout bway weh used to mine de goat dem fe sista Arnal...

1st man - yes she same wan, is she yuh lookin fah??

questioner - no sir I am looking for Cherry lane... A man by the name of Mr. brooks lives there?

2nd man - AWOH!!! - Brooksie - mek u nevva seh dat - (to 1st man) yuh nuh know Brooksie man - him ave cyaaas yeye an ah him did chap up de bway weh di jump ova him fence an teef 2 ah im arinje

1st man - oh yes mi know im man - nuh him did deh wid cack batty Queenie fram de pentecastal church?

2nd man - him an everybaddy else... ***ROllYEYE***

questioner - aahhhmmm - do u know where I can find him?

1st man - yeah man - im live jus roun de corna - yuh cyaan miss it...

(jus roun de corna can be anything from 2 steps to 20 miles)

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[Boopie2]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] I would rather have these types of directions cause I was raised in the country and I we use landmarks all the time. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] It's easier for me to just say "I don't know" then give somebody my kind of directions. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Wendy]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

tap ie Jazz .. waiiii mi belly [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Mi tap laugh pan dah wan deh ..all a dat an im jus deh roun di carna [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Wendy]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

Originally posted by Boopie2:
[qb] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] I would rather have these types of directions cause I was raised in the country and I we use landmarks all the time. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] It's easier for me to just say "I don't know" then give somebody my kind of directions. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

Boopie come man .. gi us yuh bes Puertorican direction (jamaican-style) [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


Calling Sandif? Part yuh deh.. Shi always a gi some good directians [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[neutral]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

how to get to maas johnson yard.

"gwaan likkle bit furdah up dessoh,yah man up dessoh,yu cyaan laass,bout five chain up dessoh yu tun right by de big gwango tree,..den yu gwaan up likkle furdah till yu si weh deh road bruk dung wah day,mek a lef dessoh,an gwaan likkle furdah till yu come out weh yu wi si a likkle boad shap,...if yu si a red kin bwoy een deh tell him seh mi want mi money wah him owe fe de two hag dem,...aftah yu pass de shap gwaan likkle bit furdah....ask anybady yu si dung dessoh fe johns`n yawd. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Guest]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

Originally posted by Jazz:
[qb] excuse mi I am looking for cherry lane...

***two ole man siddung in front ah wan shop****

1st man - "cherry lane ah weh name so?"

2nd man - "sebenty years now mi live rouin yah an mi nuh know noweh name cherry lane"

1st man - Aldowe yuh know maas James did have wan dawta name Cherry

2nd man - Oh yes she did have baby fe de tink mout bway weh used to mine de goat dem fe sista Arnal...

1st man - yes she same wan, is she yuh lookin fah??

questioner - no sir I am looking for Cherry lane... A man by the name of Mr. brooks lives there?

2nd man - AWOH!!! - Brooksie - mek u nevva seh dat - (to 1st man) yuh nuh know Brooksie man - him ave cyaaas yeye an ah him did chap up de bway weh di jump ova him fence an teef 2 ah im arinje

1st man - oh yes mi know im man - nuh him did deh wid cack batty Queenie fram de pentecastal church?

2nd man - him an everybaddy else... ***ROllYEYE***

questioner - aahhhmmm - do u know where I can find him?

1st man - yeah man - im live jus roun de corna - yuh cyaan miss it...

(jus roun de corna can be anything from 2 steps to 20 miles)

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

This one sound so familiar...BOAL... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
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[Suesumba]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

me: excuse mi weh miss gwen live?

him: up deh soh

[neutral]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

Originally posted by Jazz:
[qb] excuse mi I am looking for cherry lane...

***two ole man siddung in front ah wan shop****

1st man - "cherry lane ah weh name so?"

2nd man - "sebenty years now mi live rouin yah an mi nuh know noweh name cherry lane"

1st man - Aldowe yuh know maas James did have wan dawta name Cherry

2nd man - Oh yes she did have baby fe de tink mout bway weh used to mine de goat dem fe sista Arnal...

1st man - yes she same wan, is she yuh lookin fah??

questioner - no sir I am looking for Cherry lane... A man by the name of Mr. brooks lives there?

2nd man - AWOH!!! - Brooksie - mek u nevva seh dat - (to 1st man) yuh nuh know Brooksie man - him ave cyaaas yeye an ah him did chap up de bway weh di jump ova him fence an teef 2 ah im arinje

1st man - oh yes mi know im man - nuh him did deh wid cack batty Queenie fram de pentecastal church?

2nd man - him an everybaddy else... ***ROllYEYE***

questioner - aahhhmmm - do u know where I can find him?

1st man - yeah man - im live jus roun de corna - yuh cyaan miss it...

(jus roun de corna can be anything from 2 steps to 20 miles)

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

dah one deh good jazz [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Guest]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

Originally posted by neutral:
[qb] how to get to maas johnson yard.

"gwaan likkle bit furdah up dessoh,yah man up dessoh,yu cyaan laass,bout five chain up dessoh yu tun right by de big gwango tree,..den yu gwaan up likkle furdah till yu si weh deh road bruk dung wah day,mek a lef dessoh,an gwaan likkle furdah till yu come out weh yu wi si a likkle boad shap,...if yu si a red kin bwoy een deh tell him seh mi want mi money wah him owe fe de two hag dem,...aftah yu pass de shap gwaan likkle bit furdah....ask anybady yu si dung dessoh fe johns`n yawd. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

Yes man jus gwaan up desso likkle bit! 10 miles later

[esp]

Re: Directions Jamaican Style.

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] **aye sah**