I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

[Wendy]

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Originally posted by RollinCalf:
[qb] ELLEN DEGENERES AND ROSIE ODONNELL ENDORSE WENDY FOR PRESIDENT

The Wendy campaign got a significant boost from two celebrity endorsements today. Wendy, while acknowledging that she is now the preferred candidate for at least 10% of the population, nevertheless had this to say to reporters covering the race: “But a wah dis faada”. [/qb]

Yuh know seh yuh provoking di hell outta mi wid yuh mis-statements and sending mixted messiges

Check yuh poll numbas again mi up fram 10% to 11% of the populatian since mi announce dat Bingo earnings will be tax free. 1 % of Ole people love mi now. So gwey! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[RollinCalf]

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WENDY BROUGHT DOWN BY PERSISTENT RUMOURS OF WILD SEX PARTIES AT CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS

Wendy, after gaining additional support from Michael Jackson, Jamie Foxx and R. Kelly has quit the race today amid revelations that rival candidates had somehow obtained pictures of her in compromising positions including some by herself.

[QK13]

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Well, di 'leckshan IS pon a Chewsday...

[Wendy]

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Originally posted by RollinCalf:
[qb] WENDY BROUGHT DOWN BY PERSISTENT RUMOURS OF WILD SEX PARTIES AT CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS

Wendy, after gaining additional support from Michael Jackson, Jamie Foxx and R. Kelly has quit the race today amid revelations that rival candidates had somehow obtained pictures of her in compromising positions including some by herself. [/qb]

Yuh know I was looking f idem pictras deh? A weh yuh fine dem? Look ina di pile ab si if yuh si wan wid mi an Denzel.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70365-flirt.gif[/img] Print dah wan deh pan front page. Nobadda print di wan wid mi an Shabba Ranks.. Mi did deh pan crack back when dat did tek.

Gad Bless Yuh

[Wendy]

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Originally posted by Q.K:
[qb] Well, di 'leckshan IS pon a Chewsday... [/qb]

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[RollinCalf]

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Wendy tries to clean up image in the aftermath of scandal. Those who know her not buying it:

[emy1369]

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Wendy, LOVE your healthcare reform plan, but whats wrong with Michigan???? Em

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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DWL @ RollinCalf and Wendy

[Wendy]

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Originally posted by emy1369:
[qb] Wendy, LOVE your healthcare reform plan, but whats wrong with Michigan???? Em [/qb]

I am not a flip flopper.. Don't try to trix me with that question an get me all flustered. The American people know where I stand

Michigan is a perfect place to Dodge a Hurricane. Dats why I plan to give Floridians Free housing there. Dats what a Commander and Chief does

[Jazz]

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[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] wwaaaiiiiii - gyal u need Jeezas...

now what do u have to offer to a single mother such as myself?
why should i vote for you?
an why if yuh gay yuh nevva hit pan mi yet? waapin mi nuh sexy enuff fe yuh? weh rice head have dat mi nuh have?

[RollinCalf]

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DOWNWARD SPIRAL CONTINUES

Former US Presidential candidate Wendy and an assistant known only as “Sonia”, were caught by airport security personnel in Montego Bay with “a suspicious vegetable matter" after what was supposed to have been a trip to recuperate. A wealthy relative of the embattled politician, known locally as an "area leader", allegedly met with local police officials who now claim not to have any knowledge of the incident. Wendy has since checked herself into hospital at an undisclosed location to be treated for "exhaustion" and is refusing to speak to the media.

[j-kid]

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Wendy, how come yuh waa sen dem Florida people uppa Michigan? Wi hav enough problems already without dem coming up yan fi rig di ballot boxes. Sen dem goh ah Canada, it deh jus nex door ah wi! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Pepper]

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Rollin Calf, yuh deh pon a roll tideh een! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[RollinCalf]

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Idleness, pepper, pure idleness. Likkle more mi might haffi go look one new job eff Backra ketch mi.

[Wendy]

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Originally posted by Jazz:
[qb] : now what do u have to offer to a single mother such as myself?
why should i vote for you?
[/qb]

Dear luchious voter [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70365-flirt.gif[/img] .. I am a candidate with a plan for the single sexy mothers.

Help is on the Way in the form of my new bill call the JACKSON ESTATE FUND. Any single modda wid a chile dat cyan mek enda meet...unda fimi Govament wi will fine wan Lawya fi sey Michael Jackson feel up wid yuh pickney and my hunch is im wi pay up.