I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

[Wendy]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by J-kid:
[qb] Wendy, how come yuh waa sen dem Florida people uppa Michigan? Wi hav enough problems already without dem coming up yan fi rig di ballot boxes. Sen dem goh ah Canada, it deh jus nex door ah wi! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

DWL @ JA-Kid [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] . Come to tink of it dats a dam good idea Dat way wi can tek outta di voting process all tigeda so mi can win [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Ochigal]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by Wendy:
[qb]

Originally posted by Jazz:
[qb] : now what do u have to offer to a single mother such as myself?
why should i vote for you?
[/qb]

Dear luchious voter [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70365-flirt.gif[/img] .. I am a candidate with a plan for the single sexy mothers.

Help is on the Way in the form of my new bill call the JACKSON ESTATE FUND. Any single modda wid a chile dat cyan mek enda meet...unda fimi Govament wi will fine wan Lawya fi sey Michael Jackson feel up wid yuh pickney and my hunch is im wi pay up. [/qb]

WOOOHOOOO Wendylooo...yuh get MY vote! me in de money....me in de money

[Wendy]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by RollinCalf:
[qb] DOWNWARD SPIRAL CONTINUES

Former US Presidential candidate Wendy and an assistant known only as “Sonia”, were caught by airport security personnel in Montego Bay with “a suspicious vegetable matter" after what was supposed to have been a trip to recuperate. A wealthy relative of the embattled politician, known locally as an "area leader", allegedly met with local police officials who now claim not to have any knowledge of the incident. Wendy has since checked herself into hospital at an undisclosed location to be treated for "exhaustion" and is refusing to speak to the media. [/qb]

Look Yah noh a wan bungle a cerossi bush mi did have ina di bag. Mi noh know weh dem kecth Sonia wid cause mi di bolt weh lef har when mi si di sniffing daag a come .. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Mi did a carry bak di lickle cerossi fi help wid mi canstipatian ..an Dacta sen mi fig oh a di Emergency room fi operation when im si sey a pieca carnmeal dumpling did bine up fi ova 2 week. Get yuh story straight mi sey [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

I will continue to speak clearly an not sending mixted messages. You cannot lead if you send mixted messages. Mixted messages send the wrong signals to our troops.

[j-kid]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by Wendy:
[qb]

Originally posted by Jazz:
[qb] : now what do u have to offer to a single mother such as myself?
why should i vote for you?
[/qb]

Dear luchious voter [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70365-flirt.gif[/img] .. I am a candidate with a plan for the single sexy mothers.

Help is on the Way in the form of my new bill call the JACKSON ESTATE FUND. Any single modda wid a chile dat cyan mek enda meet...unda fimi Govament wi will fine wan Lawya fi sey Michael Jackson feel up wid yuh pickney and my hunch is im wi pay up. [/qb]

Wendy yuh opponent ah try copy yuh strategy. Him start up wan fund call di Catholic Priest Benevolent Child Fund. Where their motto is, "Our expert handlers will take special care of your child". But yuh kno, mi noh tink dem did tink it through all di way, caa di Catholic Church naa pay out noh big money. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Wendy]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]


Dats right J-kID..my plan work much better and is for the people!

The American people know where I stands. I will not send mixed messiges to the likle childrens [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Guest]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

What plans you have for the elderly?

[j-kid]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Keep dem offah di road inna Florida before dem kill more smaddi, dem caa drive fi bat!

[Wendy]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by Applepie:
[qb] What plans you have for the elderly? [/qb]

Unu naah read mi plan dem..cho

Mi seh mi ago gi Ole people Tax Break pan dem Bingo Earnings!

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by Wendy:
[qb]
DWL @ JA-Kid [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] . Come to tink of it dats a dam good idea Dat way wi can tek outta di voting process all tigeda so mi can win [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

yuh cyaan win widout FL so try yuh bess

[Guest]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by Wendy:
[qb]

Originally posted by Applepie:
[qb] What plans you have for the elderly? [/qb]

Unu naah read mi plan dem..cho

Mi seh mi ago gi Ole people Tax Break pan dem Bingo Earnings! [/qb]

so what happens to those who no play bingo mi want to know who ago help wid dis high presciption cost.

[Guest]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by J-kid:
[qb] Keep dem offah di road inna Florida before dem kill more smaddi, dem caa drive fi bat! [/qb]

Yu right and yu know most of dem come from canada.......it is coming to that time of year whe yu ago see all the out of state license plate dem. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[NapiHead327]

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Wendy, I just saw on the news that in light of your bid for the presidency, the republicans are making Colin Powell their new Jamaican poster boy in an effort to increase the Jamerican republican vote. He was on the view speaking patois and drinking Ting. I think BeenieMan wrote his campaign theme song.

[Wendy]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Originally posted by NapiHead327:
[qb] Wendy, I just saw on the news that in light of your bid for the presidency, the republicans are making Colin Powell their new Jamaican poster boy in an effort to increase the Jamerican republican vote. He was on the view speaking patois and drinking Ting. I think BeenieMan wrote his campaign theme song. [/qb]

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Collin Powell don't know the issues like I do. He always sends mixted messiges and he doan know how those guys in Fuji.. errr I mean Fuluja thinks.

I will make a better Commander and Chiefs.

FOUR MORE BEERS...FOUR MORE BEERS
....FOUR MORE BEERS

[NapiHead327]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

So what are you gonna do about the high price of education and student loans???

[TekTime]

Re: I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Wendy what do plan to do about the education system and the LACK of leadership?