Mad Man

[Capitall]

Re: Mad Man

Originally posted by Miss Portmore:
[qb]Yeah man, mi regonize yu pitcha...an yu always a hole yu head jus like yu a hol it now eena yu avatar nuh chroo? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] yeh man mi hawd fi figget doan ?

[msportmore]

Re: Mad Man

Cap: Yu did have awn Khaki right? A tink mi memba yu man [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Capitall]

Re: Mad Man

Naw man .. wite shut an khaki pants wid mi clarks .. mi did all a wink yu awf to [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[chickie]

Re: Mad Man

Originally posted by Capitall:
[qb]" how vitamin C deh inna me bress and me fi gi him sum .. " im spat it chickeeta [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

a weh yuh a skin yuh big teeth dem fah [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] juss fi dat no vitamin C fi yuh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Capitall]

Re: Mad Man

Originally posted by chickie:
[qb]a weh yuh a skin yuh big teeth dem fah [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] juss fi dat no vitamin C fi yuh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] an mi need nuff vit. C enuh

[msportmore]

Re: Mad Man

Originally posted by Capitall:
[qb]Naw man .. wite shut an khaki pants wid mi clarks .. mi did all a wink yu awf to [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

Mi memba yu nung [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Capitall]

Re: Mad Man

Originally posted by Miss Portmore:
[qb]Mi memba yu nung [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [/qb]

awoah caz mi did all lay wait yu right a di car pawk nex to di hoffice til security waan run mi out [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[chickie]

Re: Mad Man

Originally posted by Capitall:
[qb]

Originally posted by chickie:
[qb]a weh yuh a skin yuh big teeth dem fah [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] juss fi dat no vitamin C fi yuh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] an mi need nuff vit. C enuh[/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] poor yuh

[sistactry]

Re: Mad Man

BOAL [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] at de whole a unu, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

DWL [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Chickie and har vitamin c, woooiieeeee, u a musse cow, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Leonie]

Re: Mad Man

dem deh man neva mad dem have more sense than uunoo - they just a play fool fi ketch wise. The man know seh vitamin c and calcium in a milk and the breast is the best [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[peggipaul]

Re: Mad Man

think mad man fool..me use to go a Ruseas .mad man come roun every day a beg money,one day somady say to mad boy ,'go look wuk' mad man sey
'WHEN I WUK WHO BEG', de whole place mash up, me give mad boy me lunch money.

LIFE IS YOU AND I SOARING WITH THE VISION
OF ON EAGLE GAMING FOR THE LOST SHEEP....yu see me

[sistactry]

Re: Mad Man

Originally posted by pablo:
[qb]think mad man fool..me use to go a Ruseas .mad man come roun every day a beg money,one day somady say to mad boy ,'go look wuk' mad man sey
'WHEN I WUK WHO BEG', de whole place mash up, me give mad boy me lunch money.

LIFE IS YOU AND I SOARING WITH THE VISION
OF ON EAGLE GAMING FOR THE LOST SHEEP....yu see me[/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[DC]

Re: Mad Man

Originally posted by SandiF:
[qb]oh mi goodness! Yes!!!

one of my earlier jobs in the early 80s was working downtown King St, just a block from the sea, across the rd from Seabed authority.

Anyway, we had to get to work early, early, like from 6AM. "Guardy" usually reach before us to open the office up. One morning I was the first person to get to the office building and "guardy" wasn't there yet ...just me one. So I had to stand outside and wait.

Whilst waiting, I saw a mad man coming down the street heading in my direction. He was nekkid and his teelie was hanging out!! Right away mi ketch fraid and decided to quickly run across the other side of the road, which I did. As mi cross the road, the mad man crossed the road also!

Mi start to fret now, and start walking towards the harbour and the mad man kept coming and walking faster. So I decided to run and hell, the mad man picked up one helluva speed and started running mi dung!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

A good thing "guardy" came upon the scene and had to run off the mad man! I'll never forget that day, mi tink mi did get traumatised from the size of the mad man's pengeleng. My co-workers laughed like crazy when they heard about it. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

Something similar..
Heading to school one afternoon(eveling shift) and there was an older girl from a secondary school walking ahead of me and there was this mad man across the other side of the street. All of a sudden the man zipped open his pants took out his pengeleng and holding it in his hands, crossed the raod and heading straight for the girl. The girl kinda took a turn in one of the side shops. Some men loitering on the side of the road came and cornered the mad man. Mi did hear some laugh and mi neva think it was funny cause mi did soo frighten soh till. What if him did turn pon me? Mi kindly walk fast and neva look back..

mi not even remember this story till mi read Sandif's.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[peggipaul]

Re: Mad Man

my grandmada was a well resspected woman in har cummunity.so there was dis mad man who think seh deh police was coming to get him all de time so when ever him hear a car coming him would run an take cover an when deh car gone him would come out an cus deh nastiest dirtiest bad word,BC,PC...you get deh idea.
anyway one day afta a kar pass him run out from behind mi grandmada house,' A GOIN TO CHOPP UP
YU DIRTI B.C. POLICE BOUY,P.H.BABBYLAN
just as him was about to cuss deh next bad word my granmada come outside,mad bouy frighten a seh ,'A GOIN TO CHOPP OUT YU ROCK STONE HOLE WHEN A KATCH YU BABBYLAN'[R.H.].mi granmadda seh 'ROCK STONE HOLE ,UH TAKE YU BACK SIDE OUT A ME YARD.

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if you laugh at least once a day did you know that your immune system boost for over two days.while if you frown or don't experience laughter in a day it's said that your immune system is supress for almost a week.......yu see mi

[HUBCAP111]

Re: Mad Man

Once upon a time ,there was mad man who was very hungry, he don't eat nothing in two days and one day he was walking down this ally diggin up the garbage and find dead a chicken at same time dron crow fly out of no where and grab the chicken from the mad man. The mad man vex and say " si all you mi mark your face man"