FINALS :MS. JAMAICANS.COM 2004

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Jamaicans.com is pleased to announce the female contestants for the prestigious title of Ms. jamaicans.com 2004,please put your hands together and give a warm welcome to

championgirl
ms. portmore
jazz
ep
popcorn1012
miss mention
nice/n
sinco01
boundbrook

If past contests are to go by,this one will be hotly contested,it will be up to you the audience and respected members of jamaicans.com to chose the three finalists,the ultimate winner being chosen by poll voting,contestants will be assessed on their ability to :

Model batty ridahs and show off bumpahs to the best of their abilities.
Pap style in swimming costumes
Showoff in evening gowns.
Answering questions without losing temper,or colorful use of expletives.

guidelines :
Contestants will be judged on

personality (must have some)
intelligence (essential,but lack of not an handicap)
mogeling skills ( skinning out not necessary but could count incase of tie break)
ability to ceaselessly represent jamaicans.com ( good igling skills)
answer questions positively (note:colorful use of Kissteet,Rolleyes,and Gdab only when necessary)


questioning guidelines :
Answers and general attire must be kept within g-rated criteria of the board,questions can be answered in Patwah,Patwash,or standard board hinglish.
Myself and my fellow horganiser yardy will Hoversee the smood running of this contess,and Hensure that contestants are shownoff to the best of their Habilities,...that may include me asking some contestants for a back shot.......of their costumes.

Let the contest begin!!!!

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Re: FINALS :MS. JAMAICANS.COM 2004

Originally posted by championgal262:
1. Where are you from (place of Birth)?
Kingston JA

2. What are some of your Hobbies?
Fishing, dancing, computers

3. What is/are your special talent(s)?
Sing, dance

4. How long have you been a member of the board?
About 2 yrs I think

5. What made you visit the site and what made you stay?
Got home sick, pon de veranda

6. If you could spend a day with one boardite who would that be and why?
sexyty

7. Which forum is your favorite to visit and why?
General discussion, its like Kingston anything goes and its fun

8. What do you think has been your most valuable contribution to Jamaicans.com?
Keeping the spirit

9. Describe an experience on Jamaicans.com that has taught you something about yourself (good or bad).
Everyone has their own thoughts about different tings and my thoughts might be different from other people

10. Write a short creative rhyme that tells us why you should win the coveted title of Mr./Ms Jamaicans.com
As a strong black woman I can do anything
Working, parenting and teaching too
I mustn’t forget my auntie’s bad do’s
The kids, the business, my family too
Oh my what am I to do?
Not a lick not a slap just yell I do
Time out is bliss if only they knew

The stress, the aggravation but I haven’t turned blue
I am still strong, heads high, and keeping the glue
And I mustn’t forget the ganja too
That helps keep me sane
Vacationing is a thing that I really need to do
To keep me a strong black woman that can do anything.

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Re: FINALS :MS. JAMAICANS.COM 2004

Originally posted by Ms Portmore:
[qb] All competitors flee [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

1. Where are you from (place of Birth)?
Moccko, Jamaica

2. What are some of your Hobbies?
Plait sand and stone breeze

3. What is/are your special talent(s)?
I can stand up and sit down with no help

4. How long have you been a member of the board?
From April, 25, 2010

5. What made you visit the site and what made you stay?
I heard that they were giving away money...and I'm still waiting for it :verymad:

6. If you could spend a day with one boardite who would that be and why?
Myself. Because I would like to get to know myself a little better [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

7. Which forum is your favorite to visit and why?
Discounts. Less traffic, more privacy

8. What do you think has been your most valuable contribution to Jamaicans.com?
Just being here. Brings a certain air of....well, u know [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

9. Describe an experience on Jamaicans.com that has taught you something about yourself (good or bad).
It was one night, I was able to hold a conversation with just myself...I learned a lot from it

10. Write a short creative rhyme that tells us why you should win the coveted title of Mr./Ms Jamaicans.com
Jamaicans dot com. It a di bes. Wen it come to yaad tings, no site cyaaan tess. Mi ago win disya contess - cause fimmie entry much betta dan di res. [/qb]

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Re: FINALS :MS. JAMAICANS.COM 2004

ep`s application
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1. Where are you from (place of Birth)?
I drapped fram di sky

2. What are some of your Hobbies?
Look Mens

3. What is/are your special talent(s)?
Mi cyaan dig out mi bugga wid mi tongue

4. How long have you been a member of the board?
Since Jazz stawt tek batty fertiliza

5. What made you visit the site and what made you stay?
Mi nay hav nutten fi duh I stayed because a di ongly place mi cyaan roll mi yeye dem all di way roun

6. If you could spend a day with one boardite who would that be and why?
Mi hooda spen ie wid Sweetssop..suh mi cyaan mad har wid pay bax dung

7. Which forum is your favorite to visit and why?
General Discussion..Because Yuh boun fi si Wendy crusty foot dem atleast several times fi week.

8. What do you think has been your most valuable contribution to Jamaicans.com?
Di day I drapped my jrawz

9. Describe an experience on Jamaicans.com that has taught you something about yourself (good or bad).
Di good tink about Jamaicans.com is dat mi lurk and den change up mi identity when mi chat fawt

10. Write a short creative rhyme that tells us why you should win the coveted title of Mr./Ms Jamaicans.com
Mi soon cum back
Tan deh wait..ie hear..

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Re: FINALS :MS. JAMAICANS.COM 2004

Originally posted by Jazz:


1. Where are you from (place of Birth)?
Mi come fram mi madda belly - at the time i believe her belly was situated in Falmouth, Trelawny, Jamaica W.I.

2. What are some of your Hobbies?
man watching, man ketching, man se... oops mi cyaan seh dat [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] - pretty much anyting fe do wid man ah mi dat.

3. What is/are your special talent(s)?
I can put my feet over my head, I can stand wid wan foot over my head and still bubble, I can reach down and touch hold my ankles without losing my balance for several minutes... I am a bogle champion standing up or laying down... - how much oonu want - mi is very talented u nuh???

4. How long have you been a member of the board?
Since de day mi tek up igling as a professhan... dat would be let me si now... carry de two, minus de wan, multiply by my age an divide by EP spread leg dem... dat would be 6 years now...

5. What made you visit the site and what made you stay?
the devil made me do it...

6. If you could spend a day with one boardite who would that be and why?
Dankey buddy - I cannat say why here but it involves one of my hobbies from question # 2

7. Which forum is your favorite to visit and why?
GD, DearK and parenting - most lunatics, most perverts, most informative.

8. What do you think has been your most valuable contribution to Jamaicans.com?
Lebanese Chewsdays...


9. Describe an experience on Jamaicans.com that has taught you something about yourself (good or bad).
Jamaicans .com has taught me that I am a raw barn iglah - an all dese years mi did have mi self class as a hard wukkin ooman... it was avery hawd lesson to learn - but after initially refusing to accept it - I have now accepted and embraced it... and I am proud to say that I am workignto towards my Phd in Igling...

10. Write a short creative rhyme that tells us why you should win the coveted title of Mr./Ms Jamaicans.com

If yuh want a queen weh can represent
always deh yah an nevva absent
ALL hail to me cause mi omnipresent
batty and all mi have de presence
mi ah de queen ah igling suh it mek nuff sense
if yuh elect me mi wi gi yuh recompense
pan mi hed tap or pan de fence
all de male judge mi ah go rub up gense

nah lef out de ladies cause u done know
ah me run tings pan de Chewsday show
if Jamaicans.com waan get wid de flow
jus gimme de crown mek mi feel dem blow wow
let me get serious and take a bow
Jamaicans.com is the cats meow
I will represent to the best of my know how
if you only vote for me my batty will grow.

[BoundBrook]

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going through my closet, frantically searching fi mi best pair a batty ridahs.

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sinco01:


1. Where are you from (place of Birth)?
Kingston, JA

2. What are some of your Hobbies?
Kick ball, run, drive, read

3. What is/are your special talent(s)?
Huh !

4. How long have you been a member of the board?
4 yrs

5. What made you visit the site and what made you stay?
Looking around for things Jamaican on the internet. These folks are sure to have me dwl at some point during the day

6. If you could spend a day with one boardite who would that be and why?
SueSumba...her spirit..I dont think she can fool me into thinking she is a "bitter" person..fiesty maybe. but I know she would have me rollig all day.

7. Which forum is your favorite to visit and why?
GD..much happens there/ followed by Trip Reports

8. What do you think has been your most valuable contribution to Jamaicans.com?
My faas self..always wan kno wha duh some ah dem people yah

9. Describe an experience on Jamaicans.com that has taught you something about yourself (good or bad).
Reading a post sometime last year..I realised that somethings are not worth gettin upset about..before I would take some posts literally..until I saw a couple of posts become personal..that changed my attitude real quick.
I was glad I have a fairly even temperament.

10. Write a short creative rhyme that tells us why you should win the coveted title of Mr./Ms Jamaicans.com

but for the Queen the bee makes nuff honey..
you vote for me and you'll make nuff money

i don't see your vote..I'll drag you to the hive..
or worse yet take you on a long long drive

come out and vote so I'll be the winner..
may the lord grant you all wisdom, power, & glory

to know that this is the best chance
for this board to be better.

[msportmore]

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i thought Sinco was male [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Re: FINALS :MS. JAMAICANS.COM 2004

Originally posted by popcorn1012:


1. Where are you from (place of Birth)?
Spanish Town, JA

2. What are some of your Hobbies?
surfing the net, reading, listening to music and playing pool

3. What is/are your special talent(s)?
Singing (karaoke)

4. How long have you been a member of the board?
About 2 yrs.... I think

5. What made you visit the site and what made you stay?
Missed home wanted a home online that made me feel like i was right there.

6. If you could spend a day with one boardite who would that be and why?
LadyZ (she is just crazy... always laugh at her and SueSumba going back and forth at each other)

7. Which forum is your favorite to visit and why?
Dear K and John, because that forum proves that love controls everything. The post within the forum affects every other aspect of our lives.

8. What do you think has been your most valuable contribution to Jamaicans.com?
Maintaining the spirit of jamaica and jamaican life through my posts.

9. Describe an experience on Jamaicans.com that has taught you something about yourself (good or bad).
Each person on the board post their feelings, and just being here has taught me to be more open to other views.

10. Write a short creative rhyme that tells us why you should win the coveted title of Mr./Ms Jamaicans.com
there is a kid inside me who's dying to get out.
there's a woman inside that no one knows about.
there's a daredevil here who loves to have fun there's a hard worker heer who loves to get things done
all these people are inside of me..... MS JAMAICAS.COM
cant you see [/QB]

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Re: FINALS :MS. JAMAICANS.COM 2004

Originally posted by BoundBrook:


1. Where are you from (place of Birth)?

I was born in an inflatable vinyl children’s pool in a basement.


2. What are some of your Hobbies?

Cooking macaroni and cheese
Flying on a trapeze
Standing on my head
Painting my nails red
Posting about my life
Being BigRed’s wife
Travel great distances
Learn new Jamaican dances
Learn from mistakes
Eat Christmas cake
Eat Jamaican food
Clean in the nude.


3. What is/are your special talent(s)?

Managing to spend 95% of my day on the BB without work or husband knowing. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


4. How long have you been a member of the board?

When I first joined Jazz had even LESS batty than she has now. It has taken her a # of years to achieve the likkle 1 inch protrusion she has now, so I’d say I have been here since the time of dinosaurs.

5. What made you visit the site and what made you stay?

I swore one night in Jamaica I was going to be killed. I was laying in bed and listening to two men argue outside of the house. I had no idea what they were arguing about but I just knew guns would be drawn and a stray bullet would catch me. When I came home after that visit I knew I had to learn Patois, I had to know what those men were arguing about. What were they going to kill one another over?

After long enough on the bb and nuff exposure to patois I figured it out.

The men weren’t arguing at all. They were discussing (in an incredibly animated manor) who was the better DJ, ninja man or elephant man. It wasn’t even an argument.

6. If you could spend a day with one boardite who would that be and why?

This is a tough one...

Portmore. I think I could learn a lot from her.

And if Portmore was too busy then perhaps I would spend the day with

Jazz I could teach her some batty development exercises and she could tell me what really goes down on Tuesdays.

7. Which forum is your favorite to visit and why?

Deark, b/c I love to read about other people’s problems. Oh yeah, ‘cause I love beating dead horses and there usually are a lot of them down there.

8. What do you think has been your most valuable contribution to Jamaicans.com?

I have shared a lot about my life on the BB. It has helped some, been much entertainment for others, and allowed me to make many new friends.

9. Describe an experience on Jamaicans.com that has taught you something about yourself (good or bad).

I have done a lot of growing and changing on this BB. I can’t tell you how much I have learned about myself since the first day I joined this website. I feel I am almost a completely different person. I think posting a lot about my life has taught me both good and bad things about myself. I also have learned through this bb, that people don’t have to like you. You can be a good person and others may not ever know it. As long as you know who you are that is all that matters.

10. Write a short creative rhyme that tells us why you should win the coveted title of Mr./Ms Jamaicans.com


I am not Jamaican
But love all things that are
Even Jazz and her flat batty
And a crusty foot from a far

I couldn’t understand a lick of the language
Until I found this Bulletin Board
Now I am certain of what I am reading
Until B_P opens his mouth…oh lord!

I have been here for many years
read many truths and many lies
Even still I cannot count the number of times
I’ve seen Miss LadyZ roll her eyes

We are all a family
We even fight as such
Yelling, screaming, laughing
It is like life, very much.

I hold a spot in my heart
For this distinctive place
Jamaicans.com
My saving grace

A post about interracial dating
A post about donkeys
A post about fashion
A post to collect newbie fees

I have grown so much
With much help from this site
I deserve this title
I am even willing to fight (but not with Jazz on Tuesdays, she will probably want to do it in a tub full of jell-o)

I love Jamaicans.com
A place to laugh, cry, share, and learn
I hope with this here rhyme
Mrs. Jamaicans.com I’ve earned. [/QB]

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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Isn't Sinco a man?! DWL @ neutral

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Re: FINALS :MS. JAMAICANS.COM 2004

Originally posted by MissMention:
[qb] 1. Where are you from (place of Birth)?
London, but grew up in Jamaica
2. What are some of your Hobbies?
unu seh di ansa dem fi g rated right?? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Taking photos
eating
dancing
listening to music

3. What is/are your special talent(s)?
mi nuh tink unu seh dis is g-rated? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Taking portraits
4. How long have you been a member of the board?
mi can hardly memba, bout 5-6 years
5. What made you visit the site and what made you stay?
mi cyaa memba how mi reach, but was people like Third Eye, lata TeaOom, Miss Peaches mek mi stay..
6. If you could spend a day with one boardite who would that be and why?
hard choice...I think would have to be my big sis Marilyn
7. Which forum is your favorite to visit and why?
Discover Jamaica of course!! caws a fimi [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

8. What do you think has been your most valuable contribution to Jamaicans.com?
Diary Of a Gigalo of course!!

9. Describe an experience on Jamaicans.com that has taught you something about yourself (good or bad).
talking to someone online here and sending money to them to buy something, not knowing anything about them..then realizing how much I trusted people I had never met

10. Write a short creative rhyme that tells us why you should win the coveted title of Mr./Ms Jamaicans.com




Ms Jamaicans.com online
Dat deh title is mine
If unu nuh vote fi mi dis time
Unu a commit a wikid crime

Ackee and saltfish
A mi favorite dish
Getting dis title is mi dearest wish


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Re: FINALS :MS. JAMAICANS.COM 2004

Originally posted by NICE/N:


1. Where are you from (place of Birth)?
Angel City in Heaven's Gate

2. What are some of your Hobbies?
Man watching, Tae Bo, Cycling, Mountain climbing Spinning, Karate-chapping, Marathon running or anything that increases and accentuates my bodacious assets.

3. What is/are your special talent(s)?
Standing up on my left leg with my right leg wrapped tightly roun mi neck.

4. How long have you been a member of the board?
Long enuff to have developed insignificant hataz. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

5. What made you visit the site and what made you stay?
Accident and I stay to ensure dat di people who wish they were me, lose sleep from jellussy and red-yeyeniss.

6. If you could spend a day with one boardite who would that be and why? Braggadash. He is lurrrrverly and handsome and is not jellus of my many suitors


7. Which forum is your favorite to visit and why?
Feedback, because I love to receive honest and constructive feedback from mi many admirers

8. What do you think has been your most valuable contribution to Jamaicans.com?
My cold-hearted, callous and condescending approach of course

9. Describe an experience on Jamaicans.com that has taught you something about yourself (good or bad). My daily experience of shooing off my jellus ex-supporters and hataz, has taught me to credit myself for my unbelievable patience.

10. Write a short creative rhyme that tells us why you should win the coveted title of Mr./Ms Jamaicans.com

I represent what is Right and Just
To make this online ting work, Honesty is a Must

If what you seek is Vanity, Intelligence and Fame
Well, look no further, Just call out ((((NN))))name!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [/QB]

[msportmore]

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yardy, what yu dween? dis thread is fi di females..or at least i thought so [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

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BOAL! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Unless de man dem a go maggle evening gown to [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]