Di JAZZ Factor

**QK13** · 07-31-2005, 01:03 PM

Re: Di JAZZ Factor

Originally posted by Tigrrr:
[qb]I am aware that my eyes do not show that same level of niceness, but I hope my eyes still reveal openess to the possibilities of good things.[/qb]

(((((((Tigrrr)))))))) Have another look in your own eyes mi fren.

You are one of the nicest people I know.
An tonks fi di bigup.

**j-kid** · 07-31-2005, 01:45 PM

Re: Di JAZZ Factor

Originally posted by Sweetssop:
[qb] I have always eeen some sort of Sweetssop with different spelling..eg Sweetsopp, Sweetsap, Sweetsop. [/qb]

Her alter-ego is sour-sop.

**Boricua_papi** · 07-31-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Wahalla:
[qb] Personally I knew Jazz before time began... We were the singualtity which produced the big bang... Our essence is linked beyond the realms of physics unhindered by the laws of the universe.. She is space to my time... We are the two threads of the funndamental DNA strand...

We have rode the steppes, got drunking listenign to Bach, we were the first across the shahara on foot. We held each other as at Herculenium when Vesuvius blew... We had poets write odes to us, royalty bow at our feet.... She is personification of the beauty, gentleness, life, love... I am the oppostite.... [/qb]

Now Jazz, would you rather have this fauning over your noteworthy attributes or someone who tells you things as they are. For example: you're too short, your picha is listed in the patwa dikshunary unda di werd: "batty-challenged" and you chat too much. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] But mi love yuh juss di sem.

**Boricua_papi** · 07-31-2005, 02:24 PM

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Tigrrr, Sweetsop and all the other women that make this place criss - you are all nothing to sneeze at either. You are all beautiful in your own ways.

Now tap wid di big 4id jokes.

**Tigrrr** · 08-01-2005, 07:07 AM

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Yaay! Looks like we all have a factor. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Thanks B_P!

**Q3210** · 08-01-2005, 07:29 AM

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Quite literally, sweetsop has a rough bumpy skin, pale green in colour. When squeezed she reveals succulent white fruity flesh dotted with medium sized black seeds.
When you look up at her, suspended in mid air, you only want to pick her. Not to let her fall, but to hold her gently in your hands....and squeeze slowly...she reveals her tasty succulent fruity flesh.
Her taste is sweet. Goes without saying.
But you got to roll her seeds in your mouth and spit them out when the flesh is devoured and away.
By such dispersion, her seeds find a new home to germinate and grow tall again and bare more sweetysops.

**Q3210** · 08-01-2005, 07:32 AM

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Jazz flat battam pays no true bearing to the amount of food she has always attested to have eaten....she always ready to nyam.

**Wahalla** · 08-01-2005, 09:39 AM

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**Wahalla** · 08-01-2005, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by Wahalla:
[qb]

Originally posted by Juss plain ole B_P:
[qb]

Originally posted by Wahalla:
[qb] Personally I knew Jazz before time began... We were the singualtity which produced the big bang... Our essence is linked beyond the realms of physics unhindered by the laws of the universe.. She is space to my time... We are the two threads of the funndamental DNA strand...

We have rode the steppes, got drunking listenign to Bach, we were the first across the shahara on foot. We held each other as at Herculenium when Vesuvius blew... We had poets write odes to us, royalty bow at our feet.... She is personification of the beauty, gentleness, life, love... I am the oppostite.... [/qb]

Now Jazz, would you rather have this fauning over your noteworthy attributes or someone who tells you things as they are. For example: you're too short,

Wahalla: The perfect pocket aphrodite....

your picha is listed in the patwa dikshunary unda di werd: "batty-challenged"

Wahalla:: A posterior that is ideal to gently kiss, a expressive example of the erotic arts incarnate!!!! and you chat too much. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Wahalla: express delightful truths in a frangancy of a Burns, the intensity of a Marlowe and the passion of Shabazz Malik

But mi love yuh juss di sem.

[/qb]

No BP mi like yu yu smart laka Eisten and Freinman combine.. (Man if mi had 10% a yu hinteligence me would be 5 times as smart as mi is ) And mi know Jazz like yu...

but I will inflict pain on yu slavery style if you ever suh much as utter such profanity gainst the delight full congealment of all that is holy which is manifested as the one commonly called Jazz [/qb]

**Tigrrr** · 08-01-2005, 10:33 AM

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Jazz and Sweetsop, my apologies for unwittingly entering you fine upstanding women in this soft porn contest. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

**esp** · 08-01-2005, 10:55 AM

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((((Jazz)))))

**Q3210** · 08-01-2005, 10:56 AM

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Where`s de factor?

**Wendy** · 08-01-2005, 12:08 PM

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Is wah kina fawt post dis… Bout Jazz factor .. Mi tink unu inyah a chat bout Jazz music an how it has influenced generations through the different genres

**kiss teet**..

Anyway since a di ole shribble up gal Jazz unu a talk bout mek mi put in mi piece.

Well Jazz a di FUSS smaddy mi meet fram dis board ..back ina 1999. Mi memba mi pull up pan har doorstep mi an Queen and was praying to Gad dat wi naah enta di house of a psychotic freak. When shi open di door an mi sei how shi shart an cute .. mi dis laugh an sey if shi cyan do wi nutten.. if shi start act up an gwaan noh way tidey all mi an Queen wi do a jus step pan har. Dats all [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

So being as wan a mi fus link, mi an Jazz have a bond from way back.. wi had so much in common it was a dam shame.. mi an shi had di same cyar of di same color ..and went to di same Callege ina Jamaica. Jazz is a artical sista and deh deh fi mi at di drop at di hat. She sang at my wedding just to be there.. Even dowe har singing was a disaster

mi love har fi trying and fi coming troo fi mi when Patty Labelle Cancel pan mi [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] .

But mi a warn unu fi noh watch how shi shart cause I have grown to be very afraid a dat mout shi carry pan har likle frame.

More time mi jus bow an salute an mek shi hangle mi some way cause mi fraida beat dung [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Anyway to you Tigrr.. In a society where women constantly beat down each other fi some a di simplest ting (especially over looks, size and man) this “tribute” says much about you and your character.

Much respec.

**Hush Darlin** · 08-01-2005, 12:11 PM

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den Wendy u sey Jazz a de "Furss" person you meet from the board but yet a you and Queen did go meet ar....so u neva met Queen before you dod meet Jazz den... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**Hush Darlin** · 08-01-2005, 12:13 PM

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mi neva meet Jazz yet but talking to her on the phone and corresponding via pm and mi can tell ar bout ar flat batty pon the board anytime and she noh cuss mi out mi realize sey she is a cool sista
((((((((((((((((Jazzmerelda Jaans'n)))))))))))))))

Di JAZZ Factor

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