Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

**RollinCalf** · 08-05-2005, 03:25 PM

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Originally posted by Jedi l:
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Originally posted by RollinCalf:
[qb]QUOTE]Yes. That is a different story. Betta yuh tek dem wid yuh. [/qb]

End a di vacation! moving rite along...

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Yuh seet ! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**caribelle** · 08-05-2005, 03:38 PM

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Originally posted by RollinCalf:
[qb]

Originally posted by Blacky mango:
[qb] I dont miss when I see a nice girl and say "psssssssssst, whaapen brownin. Me like yu eei noh. Whe yaw say? Gimme yu phone numbah noh."

And she cut her eye awfa me [/qb]

At which point you are supposed to say:

"Gweh dutty gyal ! A which man woulda want anyting hugly lakka yuh ?"

... [/qb]

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( sigh...I love the Caribbean... We are just the same all over.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

We call the transparent lizards 'woodslaves' in St.Kitts. They look kind of rubbery.

**Leonie** · 08-05-2005, 03:45 PM

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mi hate fi see dem asell ackee, breadfruit, jackfruit and mango so dear and when mi did live deh dem deh things a gi weh things mi neva a buy

**SandiF** · 08-05-2005, 03:52 PM

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flying cockroach [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
massi when dem ready fi fly inna yu head top and yu a run like yu mad a tear out yu hair fi brush dem out! BOAL!

watah lack off [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

one time mi inna di miggle of a shower, head to toe well soap up... den all of a sudden, no water! mi stawt to bawl out WAATAH, WAATAH, WEY DI WAATAH DEY????!!!. Worse when yu mek a bee line fi di tilet ... siddung ... jiggle jiggle jiggle ... no flush ... tank dry ... no water [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

inna di days of no washing machine, fi siddung (or stand up) inna di hot bwoiling sun a wash a ton of dutty clothes. yu foot a hat yu, yu 'kin scratch yu, mosquito and fly a buzz inna yu ears hole... dutty soap watah a splash up all over yu face...

**mankind** · 08-05-2005, 03:53 PM

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De echo of loud music at 3am in the morning han de Dj talking pure crap.

Soap up to take a shower turn on the tap and there is no water.

Shop keepers who ignore you when you try to make a purchase.

Unable to go some of the places you use to go.

**Yvonne N.** · 08-05-2005, 03:57 PM

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Shop keepers who ignore you when you try to make a purchase.

True ting... Mankind...and so sad.

**pattyk** · 08-05-2005, 04:06 PM

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SandiF:
"flying cockroach"

Thank God that I've never run into one of those. I probably would faint, as I have to be calling my husband every time I see a bug!

**niceniss** · 08-05-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by caribelle:
We call the transparent lizards 'woodslaves' in St.Kitts. They look kind of rubbery. [/QB]

we call them cruck'n(croaking) lizzards.

some of them can get so big too. with tiny black beedy eyes staring at out out the side of their heads. Ugh!

**Snuggles** · 08-05-2005, 04:43 PM

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haffi agree wid u bout di lizzard...of any size!

**Night Nurse** · 08-05-2005, 10:29 PM

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Bad mine and hateful Mass George whe use to tie him mad dawg right pon di awringge chree as soon as yuh climb up dey fi pick two a him ratten hawwringe. Him use tuh do di sayme ting wen mi climb him ratten guava, mango and apple tree tuh. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Di pitch black a night time

Dead frag inna di road every time rain fall

Di fack dat yuh cyann tell a which wan inna di place is di Tief

**britisha** · 08-05-2005, 10:51 PM

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inna di days of no washing machine, fi siddung (or stand up) inna di hot bwoiling sun a wash a ton of dutty clothes. yu foot a hat yu, yu 'kin scratch yu, mosquito and fly a buzz inna yu ears hole... dutty soap watah a splash up all over yu face...

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No kill mi SandiF; mi membah dem days but a mi madda used to duh di washing..

Mi noh miss di maskita dem a zing zing roun mi aize at all atall eidah..

Mi noh mis when mi haffie depen pan dressmakah fi mek mi close, and when mi goh a har shop shi tell mi seh it no done yet... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Hiff a awl sinting fi pawtie di sed night, mi siddiung and wait pan har...mi membah wan dress wid smocking...nadda torie..

Mi noh miss dah smoke whey used to cum houttah Public behind Rose Lane caawnah..what a sinting did stink..

Yup, mi noh miss dem renking ppl deh a hairporte, di wan dem whey look pan yuh like yuh duh dem sinting or ole ooman a look pan dutty bungle a Monday maawning fi wash..

when all yuh waan a fi dem stamp di likkle passpowt...what a ppl dem face look lacka sowah jug...

..an mi noh miss di renking check een clerks a hairporte whey ack like dem xyz a mek Brucie's patty..

**britisha** · 08-05-2005, 10:54 PM

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..ohh and mi noh miss dem bad cow whey wudda spread haff crass di road an wuddn mek mi pass...renk and facety dem tuh..: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] : wan day mi did meet bout twenty a dem wan time; when mi did goh a kuntrie...a naily dead..: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] :

**kia027** · 08-05-2005, 11:14 PM

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de lizard- all a dem
de maskito a mek naize inna mi ears till all bat fraid a dem
de renking customs people whe use fi stare stare pon de passport

**j-kid** · 08-05-2005, 11:56 PM

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LIZZADS, LIZZADS, an more LIZZADS!

Pit tilet ah country.

**Hush Darlin** · 08-06-2005, 12:11 AM

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Originally posted by Blacky mango:
[qb] I dont miss when I see a nice girl and say "psssssssssst, whaapen brownin. Me like yu eei noh. Whe yaw say? Gimme yu phone numbah noh."

And she cut her eye awfa me [/qb]

diss mek mi lafff

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