Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

[Ensomgirl]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Originally posted by J kid:
[qb] LIZZADS, LIZZADS, an more LIZZADS!


Pit tilet ah country. [/qb]

Well, mi naw guh camment pon di lizzad pawt. Unoo done know ow mi feel bout dat. An di sad ting is dat some a dem get visa an come live a farrin. Even rite in di very nayba-ood weh mi deh. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Mi gree wid yuh pon di pit tilet. Mi radda tek mi chance a tek care a bizniz outta door dan fi use dem sitten deh. Yuck!!

[Tigrrr]

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How come none of you Jamaicans have mentioned the crabs that come out after the rain and bust up your car tires?

[halfwaytree]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Burglar Bars

[Shefreen]

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Originally posted by Tigrrr:
[qb] How come none of you Jamaicans have mentioned the crabs that come out after the rain and bust up your car tires? [/qb]

Which hole dung a yawd dat? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[QK13]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

mosquito
sand fly/flea
public tilit
air jamaica [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Originally posted by Blacky mango:
[qb]

Originally posted by Tigrrr:
[qb] How come none of you Jamaicans have mentioned the crabs that come out after the rain and bust up your car tires? [/qb]

Which hole dung a yawd dat? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] A dat mi didda a wanda tuh, for no cyaaar shouldn a drive dung a dat dey cobnut-hole dey.

ahhhm...I just made up the word "cobnut" [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

[bigbooie]

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White men usually three at dem at lease innah white dress shirt and black pants wid a likkel book bag and a ride pon bicycle innah an area whe yu nevah see no white people before.

A whe dem a do deh any way?

[kia027]

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Originally posted by BIGGAHVIEW.:
[qb] White men usually three at dem at lease innah white dress shirt and black pants wid a likkel book bag and a ride pon bicycle innah an area whe yu nevah see no white people before.

A whe dem a do deh any way? [/qb]

sound like mormoms gone to convert people

[pattywattup]

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Originally posted by K i a:
[qb]

Originally posted by BIGGAHVIEW.:
[qb] White men usually three at dem at lease innah white dress shirt and black pants wid a likkel book bag and a ride pon bicycle innah an area whe yu nevah see no white people before.

A whe dem a do deh any way? [/qb]

sound like mormoms gone to convert people [/qb]

Yep-
We get 'em all da time here. Haffe be rude for them to go away.

[Joemaican]

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Originally posted by Tigrrr:
[qb] How come none of you Jamaicans have mentioned the crabs that come out after the rain and bust up your car tires? [/qb]

Heheheh!1 dear Crab burst car tyres??

Crab onlt come out in certain areas,like Wesrmoreland,and other places by the ocean,bur rgey cabt nus car tires!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[djtonypsalms]

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One thing I didn't like about J.A. is when I walked down the street with my bredrin (a Dread), people would yell out "Mr Chin (or Peng) & the Dread a spar... Beg you a dollar noh?"

This was EVERYTIME. got use to it though, and learn to ignore it.

Loved visiting the Kool Kat on Barbican St.

[Brownilus]

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Originally posted by Kingston20:
[qb] No scholass mini bus dem whe force mi fi walk from washington garden to C-bar

power cut like every week

mongrel dawg whe chase yu fi nutting

the tief dem who think because "barell come" can broke in yu house

lack of strategic planning, too reactive not pro active.

not being able to wear yu nice jewelry down town, choporeta, gold chain, mi no wear dem tings deh but it would be nice to have the option

gingi fly

unmotivated goverment workers

grill pon vernada, pon window, pon back door, mi remember mi house before grill go pon it it sad when dem grilll it up

dawg, goat cow hog just a spar pon the road like dem own it

croaking lizard and bull frog

"leggo a money" attitude from trang strapping people

the wishsheld wiper guys and kids at hope road

but luv yard same way. [/qb]

(((DEAD WID LAUGH)))

[bigbooie]

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Mi no like when dem cram 10 people up innah one taxi car and to mek it worse one a dem just come offah work pon a cane piece feild and frownsy no baxside. I had to dash weh one a mi shirts because the oder from di man was in it and mi nevah sidung beside him. All when mi wash it it still deh deh.