Jamaicans.Com Story

[twiney]

Re: Jamaicans.Com Story

dis betta than the book whe mi a read ... Phatty oooooiiie .... come wid the ress ... better yet write the next episode them and email to me.

wonder why mi was thinking the same thing whe Bizi ask [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

[Hush Darlin]

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laawd dat dey sex was too easy
plus no use of protection [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

[Bizzy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SweetSsop</div><div class="ubbcode-body">laawd dat dey sex was too easy
plus no use of protection [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] </div></div>LOL Das why mi ask if she plan fi breed fi kingy [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[Phatty]

Re: Jamaicans.Com Story

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SweetSsop</div><div class="ubbcode-body">laawd dat dey sex was too easy
plus no use of protection [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] </div></div>LOL Das why mi ask if she plan fi breed fi kingy [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img] </div></div>

Do you know why people write books and make movies.[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] To defy reality. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-idea.gif[/img] Fiction people, fiction. Just because there was no mention of a condom that doesn't mean there's no condom. And NO SHE NAH GO BREED! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Bizzy]

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[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] how u a write story an a get bex when ppl comment pon it [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

[Phatty]

Re: Jamaicans.Com Story

TLC rolled over in bed and found her nose under Dahjah's arm. He had that fresh smell she loved so much, but underarms grossed her out. She stretched out and pushed him over so he'd give her some space to herself.
"Aye gyal yuh nuh tink seh mi nay si yuh eye dem open." Dahjah said as he grabbed her arms playfully.
"Tek yuh stinkin' arm dem outta mi face!" With that Dahjah held her down and tried to stick her head under his arm. She screamed as she fought to get out of his grasp. Dahjah realeased her and laid flat on his back. TLC climbed on top and straddled his legs. Dahjah slipped his hands up and down her thighs and moved hands up his torso. TLC stopped his hands from reaching her breasts. He looked up at her confused. "Sorry I have to meet Phatty and i'm already late." She said jumping out of bed after she looked at the time.
"Why yuh keep friends with that girl?" Dahjah asked. Obviously annoed at the rejection.
"Cah mi nuh figet good people."
"Good people disappear for years and nuh call dem close fren? Come on man be real."
"Look Dahjah yuh nuh fren wid dem ole tuff gyal dung di road. Yuh tink Phatty worse gyal dung di road. Yuh tink Phatty worse dan dem. An' mi nah tell yuh fi stap chat to dem."
"Dem worse dan Phatty? 'oman please!"
"Well let's size dem den, Bizi facety and love chat im ish when she si mi. Tanya still a stalk yuh like dem mad smaddy. Di one name Gen ah dyam obeah queen."
"Yuh nuh have proof of none ah dat!"
"Yuh ah one. Everytime mi chat 'bout dem yuh ready fi defend, Kingy too. Mi tell unoo stop nyam ah deh place deh, but yuh nuh lissen yuh soon feel."
"Wateva man, Mi nuh truss Phatty."
"An' mi nuh trust dem gyal deh, but yuh gwine still chat to dem nuh?" TLC waited for an answer Dahjah looked out the window. "That's what I thought." TLC grabbed her towel and headed to the bathroom."

Fancy sat at her desk at the office, looking over some paperwork. Coolbeans entered the office.
"Are you busy." She asked.
"No i'm not what's on your mind?"
"Didn't you hear?" Coolbeans asked
"Hear what?" She asked as she filed away some paperwork.
"The old theater burned down last night. They think it's arson."
"Really? Good thing we closed that deal. I got my money it doesn't belong to me anymore."
"You're very non-chalant." Coolbeans said curiously.
"How do you want me to react? It wasn't my business that burned down." Fancy snapped. Coolbeans then noticed the large bandage on Fancy's hand.
"What happened there?"
"This? I scratched my hand on the door frame at that damn theater yesterday."
"You make sure you take care of that it could get infected."
"Girl, i'm married to the Doctor. He took care of it last night with a vinegar mixture he came up with, it didn't hurt much after that."
"Oh...well...I guess that's fine." She walked back to her own desk.

Phatty scowled through the window of MarieK's as TLC came running into the restaurant, panting.
"Don't come running in here I saw how liesurely you got out you car." TLC panting stopped.
"Okay sorry, but you know I hate waking up early."
"Yea especially when there's a large hunk of man anchoring you down." TLC laughed.
"Well what are we planning for today?" She asked as she ordered a coffee.
"Well today we're getting on our hard hats to check out the damage on the theater. If could remember someone was an architect before taking over the family business."
"Oh so you want my creative juices?"
"As much as I don't want to swell your head, yes I do."
"I have a lot of ideas already."
"Well let's brainstorm, I have some friends from the city that will be more than happy to come down and help. We may be able to open on schedule."
"Come on let's get started."

Kingy sat outiside the gym he owned when DahJah approached him. "Wah deh gwan, man? Dahjah greeted.
"Nothing much mi deyah." Kingy replied.
"So, Mi hear seh yuh an' Phatty stawt up again. Ah true?"
"Maybe, mi nuh know yet."
"Whappen yuh nuh truss 'ar?"
"Yea, mi trust 'ar, ah she scared fi continue. She haffie get things in order first she seh. Try and have everything perfect before she go to a relationship."
"Yuh nuh tell 'ar seh nuttin eva perfect fi stawt relationship?"
"No man, mi deh tek mi time wid are. Mi wan' di turn out right di time."
"Between yuh and TLC...unoo ah waste unoo time."
"Dahjah, yuh fi learn forgivness man."
"No Sah nat aftah you go chroo such a depression when she lef'. Mi nay have no bredren ah di time, all yuh good fah ah di bawlin'."
"Mi nuh tell yuh nuh fi bring up dem tings deh again man?!" Kingy exclaimed. "Anyway si fi yuh trouble deh come deh now." Kingy walked inside the gym.
Crossing the street came Tanya wearing short shorts and a thin Tshirt. "Hey sexy how you doing?" Tanya said placing her hand on Dahjah shoulder.
"Nothing much how are you?" Dahjah asked checking out her long legs.
"Real good now that I see you." She stepped closer so her body was leaned against his. Dahjah quickly pushed her away.
"Yo chill wit that, that's how rumors start. I got ah girl."
"Yea, watever. I know you want this more anyway. we'll talk later?" She didn't give him a chance to answer. She sauntered off.
Dahjah took a deep breath and entered the gym to work that off.

[Phatty]

Re: Jamaicans.Com Story

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] how u a write story an a get bex when ppl comment pon it [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] </div></div>
Im not vexed mi dear, mi tiyad a repeat miself when mi tell yuh seh SHE NAH BREED! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/nahtalktoyuh.gif[/img]

[Bizzy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] how u a write story an a get bex when ppl comment pon it [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] </div></div>
Im not vexed mi dear, mi tiyad a repeat miself when mi tell yuh seh SHE NAH BREED! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/nahtalktoyuh.gif[/img] </div></div>but mi neva did a ask yuh nutten. mi was reply to sweets an yuh come eggsup yuhself

[Bizzy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
"You make sure you take care of that it could get infected."
"Girl, i'm married to the Doctor. He took care of it last night with a vinegar mixture he came up with, it didn't hurt much after that." </div></div>waaaieeeee...a Dr Dudd she married to [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[countryspeng]

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wait deh? Fancy bun dung di place?

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: Jamaicans.Com Story

Yes girl..... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img]

Now dats 2 tings before di story dun.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
1. Bax dung Bize
2. Buss up Tanya caws shi outa orda wid mi man


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/fight.gif[/img]

[Bizzy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SPENGdon</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wait deh? Fancy bun dung di place? </div></div>look from when mi did say dat

[Hush Darlin]

Re: Jamaicans.Com Story

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SweetSsop</div><div class="ubbcode-body">laawd dat dey sex was too easy
plus no use of protection [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] </div></div>LOL Das why mi ask if she plan fi breed fi kingy [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img] </div></div>

Do you know why people write books and make movies.[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] To defy reality. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-idea.gif[/img] Fiction people, fiction. Just because there was no mention of a condom that doesn't mean there's no condom. And NO SHE NAH GO BREED! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] </div></div>
teva
de way dat dey pull dung and pap awf gwaan dere was no form of protection use

[mangoskin]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
"You make sure you take care of that it could get infected."
"Girl, i'm married to the Doctor. He took care of it last night with a vinegar mixture he came up with, it didn't hurt much after that." </div></div>waaaieeeee...a Dr Dudd she married to [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

das we country bumpkin doc [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]

[Dr.Dudd]

Re: Jamaicans.Com Story

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mangoskin</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
"You make sure you take care of that it could get infected."
"Girl, i'm married to the Doctor. He took care of it last night with a vinegar mixture he came up with, it didn't hurt much after that." </div></div>waaaieeeee...a Dr Dudd she married to [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

das we country bumpkin doc [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] </div></div> I wonder why my dear wife have to take our private moments public though?!?
yes the mixture wors well.
I even got a patent on it, and is readying it for big time production. I so won't need to get up to go do all those lectures, office and hospital visits from early morning to night fall. This job never seem to finish.