Negril - Marilyn's Trip Report

[sammy]

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LOVIN THIS MARILYN....KEEP IT COMING!!

THEY MAY NOT ALLOW YOU GIRLS TO RETURN TO JAMAICA IN NOVEMBER AND/OR MARCH [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[brownie2]

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I am so jealous!!!!!!!!!!!! Its not fair to have such a wonderful vacation!

****running out slamming door****

[grandma2]

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bway Marilyn yu just go girl DWL.mi would ask wat cut to DWL

[goldilocks]

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Excellent! wish *I* was there!!!

[SvonThun]

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QueenB & Marilyn - Thanks so much! I was away for the weekend & came back to these great reports!

Perfect timing since I leave next week for my 5th trip to JA but 1st solo adventure to Negril....please have your stories finished by then...it would just kill me to leave with the tales untold!

My BDay is in March, so I will be seriously considering that girlfriend tour...not sure I could keep up though!

Luvin' every word!
Sharon

[Guest]

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I think that you ladies should start doing singles tours for a living. call yourselves something like Girlfriends tours, the gals with the FUN !!

[AmyK]

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whooo hoooo!!!
what a great report - I cannot think of a better way to start my week!!! Sitting here at my desk laughing, giggling. Thanks!! AND KEEP IT COMING!!

I have a ladies-only trip planned in November, but I have a feeling that we will not even come close to these escapades!! You can be SURE that I will NOT be showing this likkle report to my darlin hubby. He'd never let me go!!

Cant wait for the next installment, Marilyn!

Best regards,
AmyK

[Bandana]

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Thanks Marilyn!!
Keep it coming!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Marilyn]

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Thursday night or Tersday which ever you prefer.
Well my honey is gone back to Ochii, but it is nap time to get ready for the night's activities. This is the night that Geo Cox has promised all of us bashment at his place. Remember, all those promises of the Little Lady cooking and drinks and drunken stagggering down to The Jungle afterwards????? Well we all collect, Magic was around too, and go down to the condos. The nice lady in the office tell us that Mr. Geo Cox and his lady have gone out to dinner, and that they had just left, meaning they would not be back soon. We run into Swedish Rasta and company and they are looking for him too. Some host. Alberto has stayed home this evening and Queen and I are alone.
We decide to run over to Mi Yard and check our e-mail and then go to The Jungle. First we go by Debuss to look for Magic and there we find GeoCox with no lady. He apologizes for the mix up and buys us drinks.
We leave there and Geo provides the car to the Jungle. We go up to the third level and Sala and Sienna are there. We sit around until quite late talking and drinking and then Queen and I decide to go home.
I am to learn later that Alberto slept ACROSS the bed so that there was no way she could ease in without waking him. He admonished her for "screey in" at all hours of the night, and then demonstrated for me the next day how he sniffs her whole body for "another man scent". Finding none, he forgave her ,but still did not appreciate her "screecy in at 2:00 in the morning.
She ,of course ,WHO WAS NOT READY TO LEAVE THE JUNGLE WHEN I WANTED TO GO HOME, told her man that it was MY FAULT she got in so late. "BUt honey I kept begging Marilyn to let me come home" [looking innocent and whinning] PATHETIC!!!!!

[Bandana]

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DWL! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[queenb]

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Lies, mi sey, lies!! I tried and tried to drag this woman away, but I couldn't.

[AngieB]

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Queen, she no lie on you. Girl, you not easy. Poor Alberto, man gotta work the next day and all you tink about is mashing up the place. Man said he try to make a hard life easy and what he get, you sceenching in all time of the night (sucking teeth). [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Motown]

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This is better than Ethel and Lucy....not sure who's who yet? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Marilyn]

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Friday_ I am real excited because AngieB is coming today. Queen and I feel behoved to wait for her all day at the bar at Bar B Barn. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. After hours of drinking I get hungry. The Italian chef at the hotel offers to make me some fresh chicken parmesan. It is wonderful, so Queen orders some.
Alberto makes several runs by the bar a day for a kiss and a quick sqeeze of any body part that suits his fancy at the moment. Our shameless Queen is not even embarassed, she just giggles like she is 16 (I'm beginning to believe she is. Boy if her students could see her now.)
Well, when Alberto spys her with this plate of (horrors!!!!) another man's food he stops short and gives her that "Alberto" look. You don't want to see it. It ain't a pretty sight. She offers him some of her lunch and he turns his best Jamaican nose up at it.
Well here we go with the whinning "But honey, MARILYN ordered some and it looked so good I couldn't help it." That's right, BLAME MARILYN. Everything is Marilyn's fault!!!!!!!!!!
It is a rainy day in Negril, and folks let me tell you, there is no better place on this earth than under the shelter of the Bar B Barn bar in a heavy rain, drink in hand, and my music playing.
Just shoot me.
Well now Alberto can't work, so he brings he crew over and we dance drink and wait on Angie.
Alberto is especially aggressive now. I want to say "Get a room already"!!!!!!!!!!! Queen can't wait on Angie another second, and I am kinda glad they leave. When your stuff is not there and these two are carrying on like this, it is not a good thing.
Finally Angie arrives and we go over to disturb the peace at the Rose residence (Queen and Alberto)When we get there are several other people yelling up the steps too all of Negril has found it's way to the Rose doorstep.
The blushng Queen emerges (do these two ever stop? Let's hope not (smile)) to greet her courtiers..
The drinking begins and Queen and Angie get to know each other (I knew they would hit it off).
You know who is now on a mission with Angie (how soon they forget)

Angie and Tommy

We agree to meet later to go to club LaBoomb in Little London. Somewhere we got the idea that Sala would be for us aroun 10:00. We have all called him constantly all day, no answer. We decide to get a cab and ALL of us Alberto, queen, Magic, Angie B, and I all piled in. Now we really feel like Jamaicans.
The club is inhabited by about 50 men and maybe 4 women. LIKE THESE ODDS. As soon as we walk in the men bum rush Queen and Angie. Alberto has a bad headache and is not for any nonsense, so he talks his "property" Queen) to a far dark corner and post up with the "don't even THINK about it" look on his face.
Angie has to run several persistent men off almost to the point of enough is enough. (Editorial note; Ladies, are you lonely, unfulfilled? Go to Club LaBoomb in Little London. You can't loose)
Some eeny teeny litte girl decides to take a Smirnoff bottle out onto the middle of the dance floor and do some rather interesting things with it. Is that legal????
The sound system s THE BOMB, the DJ is great, the bar is very well tocked, BUT THE DRINKS ARE TOO DAMN HIGH!!!!!!!!
We feel like they are either giving us the tourist rate, or something is just flat wrong, but we pay it.
I pick a likely victim and take him out on the dance floor. Like most guys he had on a baseball cap, and after a few minutes he turned it backwards (love it when guys do that),as if to say,this is work!!!!!! After a couple of dances I wonder what we will name our child I have just conceived, and take a break. Sala and Sienna arrive, but they are not very talkative. They have been to get us only to find that we had left. I think they were displeased with us. They disappear with Magic and stay gone quite a while. Late into the night, a set of twins and triplets later for me, we head back home. Tired, but fulfilled.

[mountaingal]

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Who? Tommy?

Totally enjoying this report, Marilyn...