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Re: OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"
Let me remind you that I have been in a van for two hours going to Negril and two hours coming back to Ochi…with maybe three 5 minute stretches in between. I have never enjoyed a road trip as much as I did this day. I had an immediate effect on Classy and Marilyn…Sassy was a little more observant and reserved. Then she says “Ochee!!??” I turn to look back at her…and she is whining in the seat to the beat…but she is blushing. I'm thinking how sweet...such innocence. I am soon to find out on the rest of the trip that I was dead wrong in my assessment of SassyA&&Ras.
Malcolm is stilling smiling and nodding…like this is the best show on earth. We pull over and pick up this bulging mass of muscle dressed in white. I think to myself “Fresh meat…ummm”. Then I hear that this is Mr. Marilyn.
DRAT!! Mr. M is amazed that Junior still has shocks and struts on his van with all the rocking it was doing coming down the road.
We stop at the roadside oasis on the way back…but it was empty. All the natural beauty was gone for the day. DRAT!! I explain what I saw there…just a few short hours ago. I don’t think they believe me…so I whip out my digital camera to show them. Soon we are approaching Ochi. I hear Marilyn saying “See baby…mama told you” in response to Classy’s sighs of content.
Let me remind you that I have been in a van for two hours going to Negril and two hours coming back to Ochi…with maybe three 5 minute stretches in between. I have never enjoyed a road trip as much as I did this day. I had an immediate effect on Classy and Marilyn…Sassy was a little more observant and reserved. Then she says “Ochee!!??” I turn to look back at her…and she is whining in the seat to the beat…but she is blushing. I'm thinking how sweet...such innocence. I am soon to find out on the rest of the trip that I was dead wrong in my assessment of SassyA&&Ras.
Malcolm is stilling smiling and nodding…like this is the best show on earth. We pull over and pick up this bulging mass of muscle dressed in white. I think to myself “Fresh meat…ummm”. Then I hear that this is Mr. Marilyn.
DRAT!! Mr. M is amazed that Junior still has shocks and struts on his van with all the rocking it was doing coming down the road.
We stop at the roadside oasis on the way back…but it was empty. All the natural beauty was gone for the day. DRAT!! I explain what I saw there…just a few short hours ago. I don’t think they believe me…so I whip out my digital camera to show them. Soon we are approaching Ochi. I hear Marilyn saying “See baby…mama told you” in response to Classy’s sighs of content.
Chrue ting dis Ochee! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] 
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