OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"

[Marilyn]

Re: OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"

OK girlfriend I am back with you at our private moment, sitting on the wall eating the BEST jerk chicken in the world. I had sent word to my guy that I was in town and to look for me to walk down that alley around 1 or 2 in the morning. I did not even have to order, he just started chopping. Jerk chicken white meat sweet sauce big old chuck of white bread cut with a machete.

What chicken? You mean that stuff in the foil that disintegrated in my mouth like it was never there. Now I am licking my fingers and sopping sauce with my bread. I'm home.

And you looked gooodddddddddd in that little short dress, and so did Classy. I wasn't taking no Nuns out that night.

Ok continue.

[OcheeHeart]

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I tell Marilyn on the walk back that she is a nurturer...and I need a nurturer in my life....thank you so very much.

A guy grabs my hand...he tells me that he never has to know my name...he just needs to hold my little finger for a minute...Marilyn tells him something (can't remember what)...and immediately he tells me not to worry because I am wearing that dress. I thank him for gentlemanly enough to try to cheer me up. He reluctantly lets go of my hand...we go back into the club. My M'ville girls are not hearing me sitting down this time. They pull me up...and in no time... I am dancing.

Soon another guy approahes me to dance...I have never seen him before...but he is the second guy to tell me that they were warned that I was off limits at the M'ville Beach party. We dance and we are getting along pretty well...then the game starts. *sigh* He starts in about making me fall in love with him...making me leave my husband. He tells me that he knows I like all of this dark chocolate package...that I love his dimples...his chiseled chest...and proceeds to lift his shirt to show his washboard abs. Talk about conceited...the brother was fiiiiinnneee...no denying...but dang!

I laugh him off and continue to dance...there is more distance between us...and he takes it to mean that I am intimidated by him. He grabs me and kisses my neck...I push him off me...I am glaring at him...then I walk away. Some little young guy immediately comes up behind me and starts pounding himself into my butt...he is really trying to get something out of this. I spin around and tell him something that I can't repeat here. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] :verymad: Am I in a twilight zone?

I look around...Sistacaf is enjoying a dance with a very handsome guy...Sassy is dancing with two guys...one on each arm...and Classy is dancing with someone as well. I JUST knew I shouldn't have worn this dress.

Mr. Arrogant approaches again...he wants to apologize. We are talking...just standing still...and he tells me that he really would like to be my friend...I tell him that I have too many friends. He whispers...you will love me in time....then he grabs my breast...while his hand is still there...he has the nerve to ask me to smile for him. I give him the most plastic smile...and before he knows it...my hand has connected with his face. HARD! Then I calmly walk off.

[OcheeHeart]

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Classy has watched the whole ordeal unwind...and she is laughing her butt off. She said she knew it was coming when she saw my fake smile (knowing my temper)...almost like a Oprah moment on Color Purple when people started packing up at the first sign of her making a fist.

She comes over to see if I'm okay...I say of course...tell her what he was saying and she is kissing teet and rolling her eyes. We start doing the cha-cha slide...and the guy is watching me...no longer quite as arrogant now. It looks like he is going to try me again...so I grab the first man to walk by and start dancing. I am amazed because he was actually a great dancer. I make the biggest show of enjoying this man's company...and we never said two words to each other. kikiki [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] The creep finally takes the hint...realizes that I won't be falling in love with him afterall and disappears.

Soon after, we all decide to call it a night. My dogs are barking loud...they are even biting each other at this point. I am exhausted when I find my bed...and I am out like a light.

[OcheeHeart]

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I feel like I'm talking to myself...so I will say goodnight now!

[Lacy]

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Wait!! Come back. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ((Ochee))

[OcheeHeart]

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[Marilyn]

Re: OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"

Oh so that's what happened that night. Take me vodka and tings. I think I was out quick that night too.

[KARMO]

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You're not talking to yourself! I'm loving it!!! More please!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]ray:

[KARMO]

Re: OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"

Originally posted by Marilyn:
[qb] Jerk chicken white meat sweet sauce big old chuck of white bread cut with a machete.

What chicken? You mean that stuff in the foil that disintegrated in my mouth like it was never there. Now I am licking my fingers and sopping sauce with my bread. [/qb]

Yum!!! What I wouldn't do for some of that right now...

[AngieB]

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Quote by Classy:

I wasn't tryna run out of the room I was tryna situate my back toward a wall so that I could not get attacked from behind...when ppl scream like that it only means one thing in my mind (well maybe two ) but since THAT was not goin on I figured that we were in danger. Sassy you nearly gave me a heart attack that day.

Now that is too funny....Classy, I can just see you with your fist in the air, swinging your hair from side to side....Get em girl....

[cinnni]

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Ochee
I love your writing style! You are keeping us all hanging on by a thread. Funny...we all know whats going to happen pretty much since we've read Marilyn and Classy's reports but you have brought a fresh new spin on everything plus your sense of humor has me rollin!

More please!!

[sistacaf]

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you have a white tiger (chosen for his exotic quality...not coloring) that pimps with the same rawness...

taptaptap, pssst.. um, scuse me, PSSSSSSSST!!!

lasies, smaddy please tell Ms. LiklOchee that was a DIFFERENT trip, in a DIFFERENT town??? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[jenn24]

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Ochee,

I'm still here reading along. You are a great story teller and I'm enjoying all of it!


Jenn

[sistacaf]

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Sistacaf and Sassy are snatched immediately after entering the doors of the patio...

OMG this is TOO funny - yeh i got snatched up, but NOT by someone i was interested in. Just like at M'Ville, i din't even make it around the bar to a freakin chair before somaddy grabbed me up. Now, this is of course, flattering but geezam peezam - can i not even sit DOWN first and look around?! Cause you know once you get grabbed up don't NOBODY else come an talk to you. and that is just misery when you can see & hear some serious dance talent all around you, and you busy tryna extricate yuhself, & be firm & polite but not rude, when yuh REALLY wann just say "DUDE!!!! BACK THE FLOCK UP OFF ME!!!!" mi waan go dance! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] ARGH!

I dint' even have a chance to case the joint and look some nice men with dancing skillz, before some lyrics-runnin-chatty-mouth-two-left-foot-no-riddim bredda came and started in on me. OH, this vex me so!!!

and lissen here - can smdaddy PLEASE tell me why i always seem to pull the wide-eyed earnest ones who can't dance a lick, and wanna go "find a quiet place to talk" -- ? AUGH! they want to "know me" they waan a nice girlfriend... "oh Miss, you so nice, can we go find a quiet place??

AUGH! NO!!!! i wanna burn the dance floor to the ground, i do not wanna go sit an chat!!!!

since when is it the MEN who waan go gettin all serious? what the heck happened to just dancing and havin a good ol time???

and truthfully i felt it was kinda like an American-club vibe too, i could not get this one fellow to go on his way, and evvybaddy else jus standin around eyeballin one an another.

FINALLY, I spied a nice lookin guy who could really move! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] and then properly tore it up the rest of the night, in fact I looked up at some point long enough to see that all the gals had left! it was some ungodly hour and there were, like, 6 people left on the dance floor! But THEN they hauled out all our favorite riddims that for some reason the dj had been meanly holdin back the whole dang night. <i do NOT go jamaica to hear Madonna, yhear me?!>

By the time he and i got off the dance floor at, like 5, and went out a street to get some soup and chicken and hardo bread i felt like i hadn't eaten for a year. I wonder if it was the same place M and Ochee had their secret-chicken moment??? i will never know but I DO know that at 5:30 in the morning, i swore it was about the best chicken and soup and bread i ever had in my life.

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[Marilyn]

Re: OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"

See Ochii,
The people de dere, you're not alone.