I Been Bad

[kia027]

Re: I Been Bad

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How about $150? Discounted rate ..We will treat our guests really well..and someone will be right up to give you the special tour around boardlane. I'll throw in the tour for free..How's that? </div></div>

whe u ago do.. gi im de shoutbox tour [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Derob Fi the full $500 US you can get an escorted tour round boardlane and a one time peek into the forums that are no longer visible.

BTW let us get the criteria out of the way?

Are you a man or a woman?

If you are a man are you at least 6Ft tall and BTS?

more questions to come depending on the answer [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img]

[Derob]

Re: I Been Bad

For 500 bucks I should get a lot more than just a peek into the closet! And I should be the one asking for the descriptions.
Back up off me woman, I'm not a man to be trifled with, unless an "escorted tour around boardlane" is Jamaican for...........

[CeaBee]

Re: I Been Bad

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[Bizzy]

Re: I Been Bad

Mi mummaa!!! Dis is hella funny [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Welcome to the board Derob

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derob</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> For 500 bucks I should get a lot more than just a peek into the closet! And I should be the one asking for the descriptions.
Back up off me woman, I'm not a man to be trifled with, unless an "escorted tour around boardlane" is Jamaican for........... </div></div>

[Derob]

Re: I Been Bad

Nobody wants to read my topic in GD, Smack's Great Find? It's an intro. for my family, the other crazy folks.

[kia027]

Re: I Been Bad

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derob</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> For 500 bucks I should get a lot more than just a peek into the closet! And I should be the one asking for the descriptions.
Back up off me woman, I'm not a man to be trifled with, unless an "escorted tour around boardlane" is Jamaican for........... </div></div>


as a christian man surely you dont think u even getting a peek in the closet [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

ok so we have found you are a man..

[Derob]

Re: I Been Bad

Sorry Ms Kia, my bad. Sometimes being a man get in the way of being a Christian. But you did try to shake a Texas boy down. Thanks for takin me this far, it's been a pleasure. I think I can find my way down the block from here, I'm a big boy.