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A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.” “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in science class,” said the fortune-teller.
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A man walks into a bar and says
"OWW"When its hot in the jungle of peace I go swimming in the ocean of love.....Comment
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my daughter told me that oneOriginally posted by CeaBee View Post
When its hot in the jungle of peace I go swimming in the ocean of love.....Comment
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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender.
The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone.
The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia.
The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."!When its hot in the jungle of peace I go swimming in the ocean of love.....Comment
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