Why do some people.......

[blugiant]

Ty those brain exercises, Alan. They work for me

oww dat wukk peasie, since yuh nuh ave noo brain

sarree peasie cood natt resist since yuh made dat so eazee

[Peasie]

oww dat wukk peasie, since yuh nuh ave noo brain

sarree peasie cood natt resist since yuh made dat so eazee

yuh baxide

[j-kid]

Lady catch mi inna di hallway, an stop mi fi chit-chat. Soh mik ah rack mi brain fi memba har name!
Den mi look down an si sey shi ha wear har ID round har neck. Problem solved, right!

Wrong, mi ah try sneak ah peek in between har looking at mi face an momentarily glancing away, but wan big problem! Mi glasses naa cooperate ahtall! As hard as mi ah try focus fi si di %3@& ID, di blastid glasses whe mi need fi si far, naaa focus properly. Mi noh kno if shi may hav sensed mi predicament, all mi know miracle happened, an shi somehow worked har name inna di conversation bout when shi was ah small girl. Mi noh tink mi ah goh figet fi har name again, caa it now is reinforced wid stress

[applepie]

Lady catch mi inna di hallway, an stop mi fi chit-chat. Soh mik ah rack mi brain fi memba har name!
Den mi look down an si sey shi ha wear har ID round har neck. Problem solved, right!

Wrong, mi ah try sneak ah peek in between har looking at mi face an momentarily glancing away, but wan big problem! Mi glasses naa cooperate ahtall! As hard as mi ah try focus fi si di %3@& ID, di blastid glasses whe mi need fi si far, naaa focus properly. Mi noh kno if shi may hav sensed mi predicament, all mi know miracle happened, an shi somehow worked har name inna di conversation bout when shi was ah small girl. Mi noh tink mi ah goh figet fi har name again, caa it now is reinforced wid stress

.....all you cudda sey.........mi no good wid names inna joke and ask har name lol.

[Peasie]

J-kid, mine di ooman a tink yuh a check out har bresses. bout yuh a look fah har ID

[j-kid]

Di ting is, shi kno mi pretty well an mi si har every day