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A Jamaican moved to Barbados and bought a donkey from a
farmer for $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, the Bajan farmer drove up and said,
'Sorry, but I 'ave some bad news. The donkey dead.'
De Jamaican said, 'Well dat alrite, just gimme mi money
back.'
The farmer said 'Can't do that. I spend the money already.'
De Jamaican said, 'Ok, den. Just leave the donkey wid me.'
'What are you going to do with it?' the Bajan farmer asked.
Jamaican: 'a going to raffle de donkey.'
Farmer: 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Jamaican: Just watch. I nah tell nobody it dead.'
A month later the farmer met up with the Jamaican and asked,
'What 'appened with that dead donkey?'
Jamaican: 'Bwoy the donkey raffle off. I sell 1,000 tickets
at $2 a piece
and make a profit of $1898.00.'
Farmer: 'So didn't anyone cuss?'
Jamaican: 'Only the man who win. So mi give him back him $2.
Jamaican: 'yu have any cow a sell????
farmer for $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, the Bajan farmer drove up and said,
'Sorry, but I 'ave some bad news. The donkey dead.'
De Jamaican said, 'Well dat alrite, just gimme mi money
back.'
The farmer said 'Can't do that. I spend the money already.'
De Jamaican said, 'Ok, den. Just leave the donkey wid me.'
'What are you going to do with it?' the Bajan farmer asked.
Jamaican: 'a going to raffle de donkey.'
Farmer: 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Jamaican: Just watch. I nah tell nobody it dead.'
A month later the farmer met up with the Jamaican and asked,
'What 'appened with that dead donkey?'
Jamaican: 'Bwoy the donkey raffle off. I sell 1,000 tickets
at $2 a piece
and make a profit of $1898.00.'
Farmer: 'So didn't anyone cuss?'
Jamaican: 'Only the man who win. So mi give him back him $2.
Jamaican: 'yu have any cow a sell????
Alright, this one is funny. 
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