Any baddi noticed..........

[j-kid]

lately dat 15 minutes isn't as long as it use tuh bi?

Mi set mi alarm fi duh som wuk, an mi kno it cyan bi but 7 min dat did pass before it popped up!

[RichD]

the earth spinning faster

but the truth is yuh getting older and slower so yuh can't do 15 minutes work in 15 minutes anymore

[Wahalla]

lately dat 15 minutes isn't as long as it use tuh bi?

Mi set mi alarm fi duh som wuk, an mi kno it cyan bi but 7 min dat did pass before it popped up!

when u was younger 15 minutes was a greater percentage of your life... as u get older it is a smaller %... that is why your schooling seems to have been a longer period than the rest of your life! if u want it to seem longer then get scared more often.. adrenaline seems to slow time!

[j-kid]

Whalla, mi noh need mi blood pressha shooting up, soh mi ah forgo the thrill ride.


But yuh right, 15 minutes after ah nightmare, waiting fi use di bathroom, or tuh si di test, if yuh girlfriend is pregnant, is not di same as 15 minutes taking an exam.

[j-kid]

Rich, thanks fi not telling mi, like som un-named pan yah, dat mi mussi did figet fi tek mi meds.