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A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were
McCain fans.. Not really knowing what a McCain fan was, but wanting to
be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for
Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be
different... again.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a McCain fan.' The teacher
said,
'Why aren't you a McCain fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a
Democrat.'
The teacher asked why he's a Democrat. Little Johnny answered, 'Well,
my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a
Democrat.' The
teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what
would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That
would make me a McCain fan.'
I always liked Little Johnny.
McCain fans.. Not really knowing what a McCain fan was, but wanting to
be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for
Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be
different... again.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a McCain fan.' The teacher
said,
'Why aren't you a McCain fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a
Democrat.'
The teacher asked why he's a Democrat. Little Johnny answered, 'Well,
my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a
Democrat.' The
teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what
would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That
would make me a McCain fan.'
I always liked Little Johnny.