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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">To all <span style="text-decoration: line-through">ol drunkard</span> partrons:
Dis notice dat appears outside of dis <span style="text-decoration: line-through">mash up bar</span> estblishment is to inform you all of investigation by di <span style="text-decoration: line-through">grassclot babylon</span> Distrik Police pertaining to lawst night's warra warra voilence dat went on inna mi bar.
I lef mi bar las night fi go ah road and left it in <span style="text-decoration: line-through">dat eediat gal</span> capable hands of a one Ms. Vegas who proceedeth to cusseth off one custamah name <span style="text-decoration: line-through">pin-up drawz big batty </span> Phatty. Miss Phatty became insulted an fling di bes bakkle av mi <span style="text-decoration: line-through">jancrow batty</span> expensive likkah when said custamah was looking fi <span style="text-decoration: line-through">stoosh jrink </span> mawtini.
<span style="text-decoration: line-through">Di ol dry-foot gal</span> Mistress Vegas, in defense of her <span style="text-decoration: line-through">screw up </span> face ducketh and said bakkle lon inna mi shelf wid alldi lakkah was and mi place was destroyed <span style="text-decoration: line-through">to [censored] </span>
Cansequently, mi a shut down dis bar til furdah notice</span>
Dis notice dat appears outside of dis <span style="text-decoration: line-through">mash up bar</span> estblishment is to inform you all of investigation by di <span style="text-decoration: line-through">grassclot babylon</span> Distrik Police pertaining to lawst night's warra warra voilence dat went on inna mi bar.
I lef mi bar las night fi go ah road and left it in <span style="text-decoration: line-through">dat eediat gal</span> capable hands of a one Ms. Vegas who proceedeth to cusseth off one custamah name <span style="text-decoration: line-through">pin-up drawz big batty </span> Phatty. Miss Phatty became insulted an fling di bes bakkle av mi <span style="text-decoration: line-through">jancrow batty</span> expensive likkah when said custamah was looking fi <span style="text-decoration: line-through">stoosh jrink </span> mawtini.
<span style="text-decoration: line-through">Di ol dry-foot gal</span> Mistress Vegas, in defense of her <span style="text-decoration: line-through">screw up </span> face ducketh and said bakkle lon inna mi shelf wid alldi lakkah was and mi place was destroyed <span style="text-decoration: line-through">to [censored] </span>
Cansequently, mi a shut down dis bar til furdah notice</span>
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Willies jerk pit still open 
an mi will sell yu likka to 
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