the dangers of ipod

[kia027]

You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. You let go
about 5 strong and loud ones back to back in time to the beat.

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.


As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's
when you remember: you've been listening to your iPod

[halfwaytree]

Re: the dangers of ipod

I wonder if the people on di bus can tell what song yu is listnin to by the timing of di fawts.

[St_Bess]

Re: the dangers of ipod


Last week in Staten Island a 16 year old girl walking on the street fell into a manhole that was left open by workers because he had her ipod on and was sending text messages on her phone. Of course the mother says she is going to sue! I bet she wished she had farted.

[kia027]

Re: the dangers of ipod

i guess but it is a good thing what I posted was a joke!!

[kia027]

Re: men think this is funny

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