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<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A nekkid Jamaican ooman is running around wid palm leaf outside a mi bar. 
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what's the significance of the palm leaf?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what's the significance of the palm leaf? </div></div>
mi did wrap two ole palm leaf roun fi mi aize lass nite ... an mi pretty soh til
<span style="font-style: italic">green yeye gwaan kill dem </span>
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<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">**Jhnelle Pendella-Robinson reporting from scene of incident**
Desparate attempts at dialing (876)928-1380 to pick up vagrant running in and out of proprietor's premises proved futile.
Despite such wanton displays of the female form, the proprietor, Miss Peas, commented on the calamity facing her business, "Mi doan know wah fi do. Waaaiiii.
Mi was hoping fi more man custamah fi reach on fi di usual 10 PM Jrinks Special, but dem see di ooman lang dung titty dem and decide seh dem nah go come een tonight 
. Di ChiChi ooman chase weh mi bes custamah dem!"
The proprietor continued in her lament, "Mi rent due August 1 to di ol' Sherlock Landlady, Twiny, who did all come een di bar las night an tear dung banna fi mi ongle paying custamer, Miss Nylah.."
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nylah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">you havent invested in a Stun Gun yet? </div></div>
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<span style="font-weight: bold">hummuch yuh did haffi pay di reportah fi disyah pak a LIES!</span> 
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gungo Peas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">**Jhnelle Pendella-Robinson reporting from scene of incident**
Desparate attempts at dialing (876)928-1380 to pick up vagrant running in and out of proprietor's premises proved futile.
Despite such wanton displays of the female form, the proprietor, Miss Peas, commented on the calamity facing her business, "Mi doan know wah fi do. Waaaiiii. Mi was hoping fi more man custamah fi reach on fi di usual 10 PM Jrinks Special, but dem see di ooman lang dung titty dem and decide seh dem nah go come een tonight . Di ChiChi ooman chase weh mi bes custamah dem!"
The proprietor continued in her lament, "Mi rent due August 1 to di ol' Sherlock Landlady, Twiny, who did all come een di bar las night an tear dung banna fi mi ongle paying custamer, Miss Nylah.."
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Re: Naked Jamaican Woman in Bar
Lexicon Moment:
Naked = yuh hab noh clothes pon yuh body
Nekkid = yuh hab no clothes pon yuh body but yuh up tuh sintinComment
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a wh blackie han litnin wen yuh need dem dawgs demComment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: miaman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">a wh blackie han litnin wen yuh need dem dawgs dem </div></div>
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">They were last seen at the Shout Bax Bar awnda dem wataz mumbling someting bout "Is ow much birdday di one Nylah have? Mek wi count." Between the two of them they counted six and a half fingers at which point they looked at each other and put dung one piece of bawling!!! Such crying and gnashing of teeth had not been seen in the bar since di time Twiny ketch DahJah feelin up Phatty batty. </span>
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gungo Peas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: miaman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">a wh blackie han litnin wen yuh need dem dawgs dem </div></div>
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">They were last seen at the Shout Bax Bar awnda dem wataz mumbling someting bout "Is ow much birdday di one Nylah have? Mek wi count." Between the two of them they counted six and a half fingers at which point they looked at each other and put dung one piece of bawling!!! Such crying and gnashing of teeth had not been seen in the bar since di time Twiny ketch DahJah feelin up Phatty batty. </span> </div></div>
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wen dawg dem get fingas? chek di board histryComment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: miaman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wen dawg dem get fingas? chek di board histry </div></div>
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