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<span style="color: #6600CC"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 14pt">WORDS WOMEN USE</span></span></span>
(1) <span style="font-weight: bold">Fine</span>: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) <span style="font-weight: bold">Five Minutes</span>: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) <span style="font-weight: bold">Nothing</span>: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine..
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) <span style="font-weight: bold">Loud Sigh</span>: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) <span style="font-weight: bold">That's Okay</span>: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) <span style="font-weight: bold">Thanks</span>: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) <span style="font-weight: bold">Whatever</span>: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) <span style="font-weight: bold">Don't worry about it, I got it</span>: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
(10) <span style="font-weight: bold">I got you</span>: Meaning you did something to the woman and she will stop at nothing until she feels you have been paid back or she has been vindicated. Sleep with one eye open at all time.
(11) <span style="font-weight: bold">You sho right</span>: You are most certainly not RIGHT! Apologize for what ever was said. You will curse the day you ever said what was said.
(1) <span style="font-weight: bold">Fine</span>: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) <span style="font-weight: bold">Five Minutes</span>: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) <span style="font-weight: bold">Nothing</span>: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine..
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) <span style="font-weight: bold">Loud Sigh</span>: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) <span style="font-weight: bold">That's Okay</span>: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) <span style="font-weight: bold">Thanks</span>: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) <span style="font-weight: bold">Whatever</span>: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) <span style="font-weight: bold">Don't worry about it, I got it</span>: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
(10) <span style="font-weight: bold">I got you</span>: Meaning you did something to the woman and she will stop at nothing until she feels you have been paid back or she has been vindicated. Sleep with one eye open at all time.
(11) <span style="font-weight: bold">You sho right</span>: You are most certainly not RIGHT! Apologize for what ever was said. You will curse the day you ever said what was said.
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