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A man dies and goes to hell. He discovers that there are different Hells
for each country. First he goes to the German Hell and asks what they do
there. First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay
you on a bed of nails for an hour. Then the German Devil comes in and whips
you for the rest of the day. He doesn't like this so he moves on. He goes
to the U.S. Hell, the Canadian Hell, and the U.K. Hell, and discovers that
they are all about the same.
Finally, he comes across a very long line of people waiting to get in and asks,
"Which Hell is this?" "Someone tells him, "Oh, this is the Jamaican Hell."
"What do they do in here?" He asks. "Well, first they put you in an
electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for an
hour, then the Jamaican Devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the
day!" "But that is just like all the other Hells".
The man said, "Why is the line so long?" "Cause inna de Jamaican Hell, the electricity always
lock off, the electric chair naah work, sumbady tief di nail dem, and di
Jamaican-Devil a public servant, so he cum in an' punch him time card,
den garn a Rum Bar fi play domino fi di rest a di day!"
for each country. First he goes to the German Hell and asks what they do
there. First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay
you on a bed of nails for an hour. Then the German Devil comes in and whips
you for the rest of the day. He doesn't like this so he moves on. He goes
to the U.S. Hell, the Canadian Hell, and the U.K. Hell, and discovers that
they are all about the same.
Finally, he comes across a very long line of people waiting to get in and asks,
"Which Hell is this?" "Someone tells him, "Oh, this is the Jamaican Hell."
"What do they do in here?" He asks. "Well, first they put you in an
electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for an
hour, then the Jamaican Devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the
day!" "But that is just like all the other Hells".
The man said, "Why is the line so long?" "Cause inna de Jamaican Hell, the electricity always
lock off, the electric chair naah work, sumbady tief di nail dem, and di
Jamaican-Devil a public servant, so he cum in an' punch him time card,
den garn a Rum Bar fi play domino fi di rest a di day!"
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