Some of oonuz
know about my Summer of Pain. Now this morning I got in the office and was met with this news from co-worker,
Tim: Gungo, remember when you went to Iowa two weeks and you worked with Bill and Harry? Well Bill had a heart attack and Harry had a stroke! You must be bad luck.
Me: OMG! Are they alright?
Tim: Well Harry is going to be OK, but we don't know about Bill. Gungo, I'm going to have to hang garlic all over my office and put lamb's blood over my door frame. Ha ha.
Me:
Mi mussi ah lose mi mojo, to rah.
You see, last year I had nuff mojo. I spent months on campaign for Obama. I was <span style="font-style: italic">first </span> assigned to Iowa when they called and said, don't come out here, it looks like we're going to win this state!
So<span style="font-style: italic"> second</span> assignment was to Michigan where I was for a mere four weeks when McCain pulled out his campaign cause it was futile.
So Campaign said, "Oooh, Gungo is bringing us luck. We should send her to the most crucial states, Florida or Ohio! So they sent me to Ohio. Dis was <span style="font-style: italic">third </span>. Dem sen mi to <span style="font-weight: bold">southern </span> Ohio, I may add. And Obama won the state. And southern Ohio? He the first Democrat to win there since LBJ.
Mi want mi mojo back

Tim: Gungo, remember when you went to Iowa two weeks and you worked with Bill and Harry? Well Bill had a heart attack and Harry had a stroke! You must be bad luck.
Me: OMG! Are they alright?
Tim: Well Harry is going to be OK, but we don't know about Bill. Gungo, I'm going to have to hang garlic all over my office and put lamb's blood over my door frame. Ha ha.
Me:

You see, last year I had nuff mojo. I spent months on campaign for Obama. I was <span style="font-style: italic">first </span> assigned to Iowa when they called and said, don't come out here, it looks like we're going to win this state!


Mi want mi mojo back



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