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Marty and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming
fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go
this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing
and name calling, Marty headed home frustrated.
The following week when Marty's buddies arrived at the lake to set up
camp, they were shocked to see Marty. He was already sitting at the
campground with a cold drink, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and
a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Marty?"
"I didn't have to," Marty replied.
Yesterday, when I left work , I went home and slumped down in my
chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing.
Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
'Surprise'."
"When I peeled Cheryl's hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful
see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me
to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....
So, Here I am!"
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This ain't no man. This is nothin but a straight-up P.U.N.K. 
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